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Lecturer: write a Note on Gandhi Jayanthi… Student Writes, "Gandhi Was a Great Man, Jayanthi is a super Figure. Gandhi loved Jayanthi. One...

Santa:Ye gandhi Bapu har note me haste kyu rehte hai?. Banta:Simple hai yar. Royenge to note Geela ho jayega Na….

Wah Re GANDHI.. . kya chali Teri Aandhi . . Aya tha Langot me. . Aur ghus gaya… 5 . 10 . 20 . 50 . 100 . 500 . . Aur

Ek Ladki Ka Rape Hua… Rape Ke Baad Usne Krwat Badli Aur Kaha…… Yeh Lo Meri Peeche Se Bhi Maar Lo… (Sory To Gandhi Jee)

Delhi for "Majesty" Banglore for "Beauty" Chennai for "Cooks" Kashmir for "Looks" Gujarat for "Wealth" MP for "Health" Karnataka for...

Q: What is difference in India and Pakistan??? . . . A: India has Anna Hazare and Pakistan has Hazaron Annay

Anna itna aagay nikal gaya Aor hum abhi tak so rahay hain Corruption phaila raha hai aatank Aor hum barbad ho rahay hain Support...

Mummy inhain koi roko nahe to history ain aik chapter aor barh jaega, a child said to her mom by seeing Anna Hazare.

A man is talking to God. The man: "God, how long is a million years?" God: "To me, it's about a minute." The man: "God, how much is a million...

A Boy and a Girl loved each other. Unfortunately, the girl died…. When dying, she said.. "Ek wada tha tere har wade ke peeche, Thu milega mujse

Kabhi pasand na aye sath mera to bata dena ae dost" "hum dil pe pathar rakh k tumhein goli maar dengay" (,'')__;=- - - - - - /) ) /_ ./\ thaa

Hey,..MONKEYS,...!... You're all look's so great ("busy"?? ) on this picture ,... what are you doing ? ... See The picture here : www dot

funny one liners ... * regular naps prevent old age... especially if u take them while driving... *having one child makes u a parent... 2 makes

Mr.See and Mr.Saw. One day Mr.see saw sea Mr.saw didnt see sea. See saw sea jumped in sea. Saw didnt see sea but jumped in sea. See saw saw in...

3 guys named WHAT, WHY, WHEN were talkin WHAT:y wht r u doing? WHY:i dnt knw wht iam doing. WHAT:y? WHY:y r u caling me? wht? WHAT:nw y did u cal...

This is a SPIDER COW,...NOT A COW IMAGE...??? Is that a Spider Man Transformation ?..It's up to you to answer... Share this image to your all...

Jones came into the office an hour late for the third time in one week and found the boss waiting for him. "What's the story this time, Jones?"...

What is Tension? A beautiful girl asks lift from you. On the way she faints and you take her to hospital. Doctor says 'Congrats. You are...

zamana bohat kharab hogeya hai. boy to girl kya mein ap ka hath chom sakta hon. girl: kiyo merey honton pey kantey lagey hein.? ye girls bhe na,...

Husband Wife: Husband: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means, Without Information, Fighting Every time! Wife: No darling, it...

hey guys... another something i got through my email and thought of sharing it with u guys.. enjoy!!! I thought this was hilarious... loved

Today Is MMS Day... MMS Means- Make Monkeys Smile I Did My Job Now It's Ur Turn Send It To All Ur Monkey Friends Stop Jumping ...

Two frinds,who hadn't seen each other in several years, met on the street. 1st: Who are u working 4 now? 2nd: Same people, My wife 4 children.

50 year old Husband: Honey see I have colored my hair. Am I looking smart? Wife: yes! hubby Husband: Hmm! I will also colored my beard and I will

hey guys.. my dad sent me this image/joke via email, so i thought i'd share it with u.. its pretty funny.. hope u guys like it... Working people...

Boy:- Nice Dress! Girl:- Thanks. Boy:- Nice Earing! Girl:- Thanks. Boy:- Nice Shoes! Girl:- Thanks. Boy:- Nice Lipstick! Girl:- (irritated ):

Hey Guyz Im richi...im a pro in collecting jokes...so im opening my own gallery...i will update the jokes with one day gap...the first update...

One sardar came to Madras and wanted to do shopping in burma bazaar. His tamilian friend told the Sardar that the prices will be costly and hence...

Are turtles considered naked or homeless when they lose their shells? Ps.. Dn knw wat caught me wen i made dis topic...

A Chinese and Steven Spielberg were drunk in a bar. Spielberg suddenly slapped the Chinese.. Chinese: why? Spielberg: Because you bombed Pearl