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once bunty was counting and waving at passing cars on the street from his balcony. suddenly he shouted "mummy come out". mummy came out and...

Teacher : santa, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? Santa : You told me to do it without using tables.

A thread for cool Jokes.. Pathan sitting on the top of the mountain and studying.. When a person askied what he was doing.. He replied.. Oye!

Q.What would an angrez[american/british] say to his indian naukar [servant] who can only understand hindi if he wants him 2 open the door!!

A new CEO takes over at a struggling company and decides to get rid of all the slackers. On a tour of the facilities, the CEO notices a guy

Dad: I want u 2 marry a girl of my choice. Son: No Dad: The girl is Bill Gates' daughter. Son: Then ok Dad goes 2 Bill Gates Dad: I want ur...

Pathan ne apni shadi main Rukhsati k waqt ~ Roti hoi saali ko chup karwaty howy kaha ~ "o yaara rota kiyun ae, Jaisa tumhara

In a school function A K.G boy started closing his ears with both hands, when girl was about to start her speech Others asked him Why r you

Grandpa was celebrating his 100th birthday and everybody complimented him on how athletic and well-preserved he appeared. "Gentlemen, I will tell

'Mario' met me Online once, and I greeted him... "Hey, do u remember me?? I Spend My whole Childhood Saving Your GIRLFRIEND"...

1. Agar ho bimar to dhundo chemist, My name is Khan and i am not a terrorist. 2. raat k 2 baje baji ghar ki bell, Maine Gate Khola, Chowkidar

Teacher-Itne din se kaha the? Student-Bird flu tha. Teacher-Par ye to Birds me hota hai. Student (Gusse me)-Insaan samjha hi kaha aap ne,roz to...

Dear hubby: I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you forever.. I've been a good woman to you for 7 years I have nothing to...

BIHAR (INDIA) You'll forget your English by the time you finish reading this. This is a true essay written by a Bihari candidate at

A Lady jumpd a signal Police:stop Lady: pls let me go.Am a tchr Police:Aah,I hve waited 4dis moment all my life! Nw write I'LL NEVR JUMP A

A man for an exam had studied only one essay 'FRIEND', but in the exam the essay which came was 'FATHER' . He replaced friend with father in

New style of lv letter to, the janeman, i love u subject-application 4 luv i beg of u,i m a studnt of ur heart.i m lonely.i cnt live widout.so...

Y husbands avoid questions! WIFE: Wht wud u do if I died? Wud u gt married again?? H: N0. W: Y nt? Don't u like bng married?? H: Of course I do.?

Why are wives more dangerous than the Mafia? The mafia wants either ur money or life... The wives want both! No Man Can Ever Be Satisfied...

The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and was giving an oral test. Speaking about a specific condition, she...

Hii Guys! We are New to this forum But nowadays We LOVE laughing at silly jokes so decided to open this!

Hey Fill Up The Blanks :- Your Name_______ Percentage In SSC_____% Gender_____ . . . . Now Read 'Only' The Answers..! :D :D ;) :P

KID: Why some of ur hair white dad.. DAD: Everytime u make me unhappy,one of my hair turns white.. KID: Now i understand y grandpa's...

Girl: I'm having heart surgery today. Boy: I know. Girl: I love you! Boy: I love you more, much more! After surgery, when the girl woke up, only...

I am trying very hard to promote laughter on T.V. Guys, please vote and tell them we need more fun and less tears!

Wait, wait, wait..... Before you get any more confused, it's not a Pajamas War ! It's PJ War! The ultimate Pakao Jokes War of the Jokes Forum!

You: Teacher! Teacher: Yes? You: Can I ask you something? Teacher: Sure, go on. You: Would you punish me for something that I didn't do at all?...

It's voting time...not for your local politician who will, one way or the other dupe you. But for your favorite Comedy Show, it's your favorite...

Hey, can anyone tell me some good comedy shows on the internet, Am starting a laughter club. Need your help...Should be indian die-hard...

How many of you believed that it would be over. I am expecting to see at least one person here who thought like me. I thought all my problems...