Enjoy!!!

• (Before Marriage scenario jokes:😆)

• Innocent child...i don't think so😉

A 5th grade teacher one day asked the children in her class to make rhymes with their names.

First up was Dan. A very adventurous child.

My name is Dan,

When I grow up to be a man,

I want to go to India and Japan,

If I can, If I can, If I can.

Very good she said to Dan. She then told Sally that it now was her turn.

My name is Sally,

When I grow up to be a lady,

I want to have a baby,

If I can, if I can, if I can.

That is good Sally, she said. But maybe one day you will change your mind. Next up was Sam he was the naughty one in the class.

My name is Sam,

When I grow up to be a man,

Never mind India and Japan,

I gonna help Sally with her plan,

I know I can, I can, I can.

• A Guy: I like that girl

• Thought of the day!...
  
  
  No matter whether guys buy 225 cc Karizma or 220 cc pulsar or 350 cc Royal Enfield.

"It cannot overtake a beautiful girl on 80 cc Scooty."

• Man: Is there any way for long life? Dr: Get married.
  Man: Will it help?
  Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.

• Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
  It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!

• Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
  Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

• It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged.
  It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.

• It is difficult to understand GOD. He makes such beautiful things as women and then he turns them into Wives.

• Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about
  something you say.
  After marriage, he'll fall asleep before you finish.

• There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than
  electronic banking. It's called marriage.

• Girlfriends r like chocolates,
  taste good anytime.
  Lovers r like PIZZAS, Hot n spicy, eaten frequently.
  Husbands r like Dal RICE, eaten when there's no choice.

• Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated?
  Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.

• Q: Why dogs don't marry?
  A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!

• There was this guy who told his woman that he loved her so much that
  he would go through hell for her. They got married and now he is going
  thru hell.

• Fact of life: One woman brings you into this world crying & the other
  ensures you continue to do so for the rest of your life!

• Q: Why doesn't law permit a man to marry a second woman?
  A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offence!

• Here comes the Ultimate One
  
  Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man, The Master of Women'?
  Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.

wonderful
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especially the innocent child one..vich he's not defo🤣
agter marriage scenario r too much!!🤣🤣

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thank u for sharing