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Jessy

@jesss.

Stunner

+ 7

Posted: 15 years ago

Whats the diff between your wife and your job? After 10 years your job still sucks

Without humor, life sux. Without love, life is hopeless. Without courage, life is hard. Without friends like you, life is impossible!

Folk say you only fall in love once, but whenever I hear your voice I fall in love all over again.

Crikey, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?

What do you call an intelligent blonde? A Golden Retriever

When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $2.95 a minute

Girls are like phones. We like to be held and talked too, but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!

Edited by sadyy - 15 years ago

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Samia

@adiroykapur

Voyager

Posted: 15 years ago

lol wow...i think some are inappropriateee 😉

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mywork08

@mywork08

Beginner

Posted: 15 years ago

The Bear and the Rabbit

A bear is sitting in the middle of a forest taking the biggest shit of his life and feeling dam good about it.

He looks down and sees a rabbit dumping a load right next to him. The bear looks at the rabbit and says, "Hey, uhh Mr. Rabbit, uhh do you have a problem withthe shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit shakes his head no and says, "Nope, never bothers me."

The bear says, "Good!" takes the rabbit and wipes his ass with him and then tosses him aside.