Jodha Akbar 214: The meltdown- Part 1:Mod note pg58 - Page 15

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Posted: 11 years ago
Sandhya my dear, I do not normally use this one, but your post is really 🤣🤣🤣! Especially the page 1 Grand Apology. I feel like taking a pair of stout football boots to him.

Shyamala Aunty

Originally posted by: Sandhya.A

Meltdown PART 1 ?!!!!!!!😭 Shudder to think what is in store. How much Ganga and Jamuna has to flow. Anne too doesn't want them for KL. The water there already has a lot of chemical content, I've heard. Needless to add more NaCl to it.

I was also surprised by the logic and clarity of the soliloquy and am more than convinced that Rajat's SW is a different person, not the one who writes for the rest...esp HB yesterday...😡
Wonder what kind of a mother she is...never supports her children. If she didn't support BB you could call her fair as bb was wrong but her fairness flew out of the window when she called Shivaani's act (which is also going to be hailed soon as a glorious reaction of mohabbat😡) naadani. Now she cant see the pain her son is and his circumstances...not even an attempt to understand him...no wonder Jalal never felt close to her and drifted to MA.
And Salima, looks like she has some serious problem with Ruqaiya and wishes to overturn her. If Jodhas was jealous of Benazir, it was love. If Salima was jealous of BK's first wife that was also love. Only Ruqaiya has no right to be jealous.
If Ruqaiya writes a letter to pour her feelings to save her marriage which was at stake because of Jalal's inaction (Surprise surprise...how much action he gets into when it comes to Jodha...), it was termed as emotional blackmail.
But when Jodha does the same, it is termed as an expression of extreme grief.
Today.Meltdown Part 2:
Mainawati topped the tables. There is no beating her when it comesa to crying. Even Jalal with all his water-pot eyes couldn't stand a chance against her.
Jalal can issue a Grand Apology, copy them and distribute the leaflets to everyone on the way... His own family at Agra, his awaam, the palace cat...the Kingsa, Queensa , all the other assorted sas the daasi saas, sipaahi sas and ofcourse the dogsa at Amer. It is a sad thing that there was no press those days. Else he would have published a Grand Apology on the front page in all National Dailies. Also posters and Banners stating
MAIN EK BAHUT BADA GUNEHGAAR HOON.
(HAMEIN MUAAF KAR DEEJIYE JODHA BEGUM)😭
HUMNE NEK-DIL MAHAAN JODHA BEGUM KO TES PAHUNCHAAYI HAI
(HAMEIN MUAAF KAR DEEJIYE JODHA BEGUM)😭
HAMARI AMMIJAAN NE HAMEIN SHAITAAN SE BHI BURA MAANA HAI.
(HAMEIN MUAAF KAR DEEJIYE JODHA BEGUM)😭
JODHA BEGUM, AAP JAHAN BHI HAIN, HAMEIN MUAAF KIJIYE.
IS GUNEHGAAR KO JAHANNAM KI AAG SE BAKSHNE KA MOUKA DEEJIYE
(HAMEIN MUAAF KAR DEEJIYE JODHA BEGUM)😭
AAPKE BINA HAMARI YEH DASHA HO GAYI HAI.
😭
(Probably with an image of himself self-whipping )

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Posted: 11 years ago
Adiana,

Need I say that I am on the same page as you re: all that you have said here?

As for the closing shot, I have, as you would have noticed, said exactly the same thing.

Shyamala

Originally posted by: adianasr

Hi Shyamala, am late for the party I see. As for Mainavati - I live in eternal hope that she would take my TE's paksh and soundly berate Jodha. My fingers and toes crossed for this!!!

As for Jodha, and all who have been singing 'Hail Mary's' to her, and all of us who have been wanting to drill some sense into her - I realised something. I realised that those of us who have been wanting to her to see TE's pov - we are those who do not play victim - not becoz we dont know how but becoz it is something that we cannot do due to our sense of fair play - and all who are hailing Jodha are infact hailing her game of 'Victim play' - for them men are always wrong and always misunderstand women and always are out to dominate them.

I do not like this Jodha - I sincerely wish EK and her team could rework on her characterization and give us a woman who has the sense of justice and fair play they have given to my TE.

As for what is coming - I dont know how long even Rajat's acting will be able to keep me with the show if this Jodha does not improve!!! And Jalal does not improve too!

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Posted: 11 years ago
I TAKE A BOW for yours exceptionally written analysis aunty😊 ...


btw u wrote - The funny thing is that 450 years down the road, Jodha's rooh is if anything even more aggressive in pursuing this line of attack Aapko dekhna chahiya tha, par nahin.. Aapne hamare moun ko hamaar apradh samajh liya..aur hamare prem ko paap. Bang! Knockout blow!
( well i wud like to say something - What on earth was this lady expecting from jalal to swim inside her eyes & find the hidden truth out of a shell ...??? did SHE ever SEE into HIS EYES from last 2 weeks about HIS changed behavior ???? NO SHE DIDNT even bother ...!!! jodha keeps MOUN VRAT when it was very very very much necessary to open her UGLY MOUTH ... & she opens her mouth wide enuf to give bhashans when it is absolutely not required (ex- project tasleem, project hoshiyar b'day party , project mazhar etc)

Aur hamare PREM ko PAAP ...???? hawww 😲 aunty i am just recollecting all the episodes & out of which i have only heard jodha blabbering "hum aapse ghrina karte hain" untill zeher piyo scene ... n then post zeher piyo scene jodha sings "hamne keval apna patni hone ka KARTVYA nibhaya hai" even after jalal questioning why did she gobble zeher ... her uttar was "PATNI DHARAM , KARTAVYA NIBHAYING & SAATFERE KA VACHAN " ... aunty When did she mention about her PREM to jalal ...??? we came to knw about her PREM in her "MAKE JALAL FEEL GUILTY PATRA" (till then i had no clue she had Prem for jallu ) 😕

TE was better off with his 5000 begums , becoz handling 1 jodha is equivalent to handling 10000 begums tantrums at a time... hussh !!! he must be so tired now cursing his allah on which muhurat did he marry this lady ...😆 simultaneously snapping bharmal & mainavati for hiding about jodha's DISORDERS ...😆 becoz even after 450 years the bhashan machine is STILL INTACT without any failure in the system 😡

My dear Aunty very soon u'll see the ambe maa ka mandir in agra will be replaced by Jodha's murti (w.r.t the glorification of HER coming back to palace) ... the whole of agra with the presence of HH Jalal & family will be seen performing the aarti of that murti ...👏

Atlast i pray the same Ambe maa of agra to activate the braindead Jalal & would specially perform a MAHAPOOJA to activate female harmones in Jodha to come out of the Saint trance mode ... !!!! 🥱 also I would request our hakim jodha sahiba to prepare a "SPECIAL MALE & FEMALE HARMONE ACTIVATION KADHA" for herself & for TE ... (p.s - kadha for TE coz hez weeping like girls )😭

haaa ... !!! currently my manasik awastha has gone for a toss seeing jalal's condition 😭 , i wonder what is jodha upto nowadays ... happily cooking prasad for her kanha whilst lecturing the nirdaush pashu pakshi for causing noise pollution in the van (forest) when she is singing her aarti ...🤢



Edited by varshaakulkarni - 11 years ago
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Posted: 11 years ago

Originally posted by: aashyagh

Adi, as Jodha is missing now, they will not blame Jodha, but once she is found safe, hope Ameris give her some sense, but expecting them to blame Sujamal or Jodha at this stage, no parent would do. We should just be glad that, they didn't blame Jalal.


There was NO way BHARImal was gonna blame Jalal, dear...he is too politically correct & an opppurtunist, if I may say so...& we all have become so used to the bhaashans to Jalal by Jodha, that we tend to forget that we are talking about Shehenshah-e-Hind!!...infact, even Jalal seems to have forgotten this teeny weeny bit of breaking news 😆

N thankfully, CUCKOOwati did not do her mono act in front of Jalal 😆 ...else, he may have fallen at her feet too


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Posted: 11 years ago
I had heard tht ekta is making a show on 'devdas'. Why she needs to make tht? She had already made jalal a perfect devdas.
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Posted: 11 years ago
shyamala, have you seen '12 years a slave'..what a movie, absolutely loved it! and to my surprise some of the slavery scenes of JA were taken from the movie..even the dialogues..😆..but of course a bad version of the movie!
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Posted: 11 years ago

Originally posted by: munnirony

I had heard tht ekta is making a show on 'devdas'. Why she needs to make tht? She had already made jalal a perfect devdas.

May be she will make Devdas a Jallad. She is capable of anything
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Posted: 11 years ago

Originally posted by: Sandhya.A

May be she will make Devdas a Jallad. She is capable of anything


tht will be better if she does tht. but im sure paro & chandramukhi will be the greatest ladies lived on earth.😆
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Posted: 11 years ago

Originally posted by: munnirony


tht will be better if she does tht. but im sure paro & chandramukhi will be the greatest ladies lived on earth.😆

Any idea, who will bhashan more?😉
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Posted: 11 years ago

Originally posted by: Sandhya.A

Any idea, who will bhashan more?😉



i am pretty sure it will be paro the beloved😉..poor chandramukhi will be beggars can't be choosers😆

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