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Originally posted by: MoronsKiMallika
Love enhances who you are , it gives you moments of vulnerability and mellows you for the better. It doesn't turn you into a laundryman's donkey.Hey! On behalf of all the( well, because they really don't know how,being donkeys and all)...donkeys on planet earth..(and no, I am just filing a protest statement, not claiming belonging rights...you stop laughing right there Anu...don't think I can't see you snorting away laughing...)..OK...where was I...haan...Here is a protest about the use of the term Donkey to imply lack of...or appropriate use of cortical matter in possession... The Donkey association lodges a strong protest about the unjust and totally inappropriate use of the term..well Donkey...as they..the Donkeys ie.. Consider themselves to be earnest, hardworking, sincere creatures who slog on with nary a complaint, well maybe a few well aimed backward kicks...but what is one kick here and there...!!!Instead ...please consider use of the following terms...cortically challenged nitwit, addlepate, clodpate works well..but mostly on Rex...not quite Bull at the moment...(more a bewildered sheep..bleating away...),doormat is very effective...and used well...although elevating it to Persian status...not so much...😕...numbskull, peabrain,few fries short of a happy meal, schmuck ...feel free to add on...this list can only expand...oh wait..!!!...got some more...dimwit,dork,loony,blockhead,ignoramus,loony,mentally defective,dork..and my personal Fave Evah...Dingbat!...that one wins the prize..IMHO...and these apply to assorted depicted personages in the flaff currently shown...I understand that Jodha is vulnerable to Jalaal because she has fallen in love with him. But as far as i recall when Jodha was at the worst insanity of her 'ghrinaa' mode ( the sexual abuse accusation, the suicide attempt etc.) , Jalaal , even though knowing that she is his weakness, he handled and tackled her like a strict guardian and refused to put up with a lot of nonsense of hers. Meaning? Love opens new apertures to your personality - its doesn't give you a personality disorder.He is not quite sure of whether he is Principal, teacher, student, janitor, watchman, lift man ,jack of all trades guy in this academy...so much confusion for the puir lad... Half the time he ain't sure whether he is comin or goin...seems to be in perpetual transition to nowhere...Jodha seems to have become a Persian doormat. Anyone and everyone can just pass by and abuse her- and all she can manage is " Kya Mughalon mein apnee beghumon ko aise hi neecha dikhaate hainn?" ... What? Come again! ...Babe! You are being insulted because you are ALLOWING that insult to happen. You knew it two weeks ago that Jalaal will not believe you , you should have enough common sense by now that you will always be hated upon by most of Agra, so why do you play the dumb doll? Where is your self-respect? Your dignity? Instead of filling tanks of aansu , return to your chambers, disconnect yourself and wait for the chance to prove your point. Relationships require a shield of pride as well so that the other person knows that love includes respect as well. Where's that shield? Where is your Rajput blood?She has had a Mughal transfusion...hence the Persian doormat..vide the witless Narcissa...whose loose..and in the singular...grey cells..seem to flow hither thither..with smartly directed wind channels directed into her large ears..(which act as a very suitable wind conduit..you see..as there is so much empty space there...with nary an impediment..and little to no thought traffic)... Example primo of witless doormat...wait...is this contagious too?Btw..those aaansoos could have flooded said water tank..and totally nullified the effects of any venom..And since when in the name of Einstein did a well get poisonous by a Venomous Babe dropping into it...?? Osmosis of poison??? .in a decent sized body of water...by 1 person...Truly astounding that... In which case... She should be so fatal that her breath should have keeled dozens over...KO'ed the ...doing his best impression of Big Moose..with a D'uh...expression to match...Rex..and ended the serail posthaste..Today was the limit ki limit. Ruqqu asking Jodha to vacate her khwaabgaah?... What the beep! Jodha is a CHIEF QUEEN, not a random beghum, and Ruqqu has no right to even raise her voice at Jodha , which happens in this show all the time. Jodha should have told her to get lost and spoken to Jalaal. And if Jalaal would have sided with Ruqqu, Jodha should have left Agra. If you treat yourself like an animal, everyone will.Idiocy is the new influenza...it is contagious, spreads by ass...(sorry, couldn't resist that one..)...ociation...there is no known cure...the suggested treatment option is a brain transplant..but all you get these days are vacant, mostly high on white matter...clear as glass brains..with very little analytical capacity...logical thought is not an option...I can excuse Jodha's vulnerability to Jalaal , for once, because love does make it impossible to whack the daylights out of your lover- human nature . But getting trashed by everyone? Jodha , you are a CHIEF QUEEN and no queen gets treated like that .BTW, is Jalaal's dialogue writer on a vacation? Two weeks gone by and he still has not reached the next level of brainstorming after " aapko jalan ho rahee hai?"... The Jalaal we know would have cornered and confronted Jodha by now and gotten a 'hum aapse prem karte hainn' out of her.What the beep has happened to my JJ?And considering the pathetic state of the serail...and I use that derailed term deliberately...I am sincerely tempted to hire a totally irate and crabby as hell donkey to aim a few well deserved backward kicks onto the persons of quite a few...seriously deserving personnes...that list is growing by the day...and this event...free for all, will be sponsored by the soon to rise from the grave, and livid at this depiction of HimSelf...Jalaluddin Mohammed Akbar...(hmm...wonder if he does credit cards or cash..)
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