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akdhadeewaanii

@akdhadeewaanii

Dazzler

+ 3

Posted: 11 years ago

#161

Dear HB,
thnx for using us,we are highly obliged 2 u..

yours sincerely
Mariam Makani rights😆

Dear Maham,
plz let me live in heaven happily without jallu's jealous and anger nd may be revevenge😕😕

yours sincerely,
Rajkunwar Suryabhan

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RG0209

@RG0209

Stunner

Posted: 11 years ago

#162

(A biker saw one girl about to jump off
a bridge, so he stopped his Bike)

Biker: what are you doing?
Girl: committing suicide.
Biker: well. Before you die i want to kiss you
please?
Girl : Okay.
(after kissing)
Biker: Wow! that was the best kiss in my life,
but why are you committing
suicide?
Girl: Because my parents don't like me dressing
like a girl.
BIKER JUMPED OFF THE BRIDGE..

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Sandhya.A

@Sandhya.A

Sparkler

Posted: 11 years ago

#163

Dear jodha begum

Will you not spare us? You have started again.

Sincerely

Jadi booties in agra

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disha

@disha15

Stunner

+ 5

Posted: 11 years ago

#164

Sandhya,hindi waali bootiyaan hi na? 🤡

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TheIronLady

@TheIronLady

Voyager

+ 2

Posted: 11 years ago

#165

Originally posted by: RG0209
(A biker saw one girl about to jump off
a bridge, so he stopped his Bike)

Biker: what are you doing?
Girl: committing suicide.
Biker: well. Before you die i want to kiss you
please?
Girl : Okay.
(after kissing)
Biker: Wow! that was the best kiss in my life,
but why are you committing
suicide?
Girl: Because my parents don't like me dressing
like a girl.
BIKER JUMPED OFF THE BRIDGE..

🤣

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disha

@disha15

Stunner

+ 5

Posted: 11 years ago

#166

A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them.

His curiosity getting the better of him, he goes up to the balding man and asks him what he is doing. The man says "I'm sending out 1,000 Valentine cards signed, 'Guess who?'" "But why?" asks the man. "I'm a divorce lawyer," the man replies.

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TheIronLady

@TheIronLady

Voyager

+ 2

Posted: 11 years ago

#167

Originally posted by: disha15
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them.

His curiosity getting the better of him, he goes up to the balding man and asks him what he is doing. The man says "I'm sending out 1,000 Valentine cards signed, 'Guess who?'" "But why?" asks the man. "I'm a divorce lawyer," the man replies.

Paapi pet ka sawal hai...😆

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Sandhya.A

@Sandhya.A

Sparkler

Posted: 11 years ago

#168

Originally posted by: disha15
Sandhya,hindi waali bootiyaan hi na? 🤡

Of course disha, now that she has started lep-ing again.

English waali booties -something that she deserves for being the biggest and brightest tube light of agra

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disha

@disha15

Stunner

+ 5

Posted: 11 years ago

#169

A very rich lawyer is approached by the United Way. The man from the United Way is concerned that the lawyer made over $1,000,000.00 last year but didn't donate even a cent to a charity.

"First of all", says the lawyer, "my mother is sick and dying in the hospital, and it's not covered by healthcare. Second, I had five kids through three divorced marriages. Third, my sister's husband suddenly died and she has no one to support her four children..."

"I'm terribly sorry", says the United Way man, "I feel bad about asking for money."

The Lawyer responds, "Yeah, well if I'm not giving them any money, why should I give you any?"