'SMILE PLEASE' thread - Page 15

Adaab Jalal

Originally posted by: SoniLuvsRT

Ek Baadshah Ne Apni Poori Hukumat Mein Elaan Karwaya Ki

Jitne Bhi Shaadi Shuda Mard Hain Wo Baadshah Ke Darbaar Mein Jald Se Jald Pahunche.

Shaadi Shuda Mard Baadshah Ke Darbaar Pahunche To Badshah Ne Kaha: "Saare Do Lines Bana Lo, Ek Line Mein Apni Biwi Se Darne Wale Mard Khade Ho Jao Aur Doosri Line Mein Wo Jo Apni Biwi Se Nahi Darte."

Baadshah Ye Dekh Kar Hairaan Reh Gaya Ki Apni Biwi Se Darne Walon Ki Line Kaafi Lambi Thi Aur Biwi Se Na Darne Walon Ki Line Mein Sirf Ek Aadmi Khada Tha.

Baadshah Ne Us Ek Aadmi Ko Apne Paas Bulaya, Uski Peeth Par Haath Maarte Hue Shabaashi Di Aur Pucha: "Tumhe Aisa Kyu Lagta Hai Ki Tum Apni Biwi Se Nahi Darte?"

Aadmi Darta Hua: "Janaab Mujhe Is Baare Mein Kuch Nahi Pata, Mujhe To Meri Biwi Ne Kaha Tha Ki Is Line Mein Khade Rehna, Hilna Bilkul Mat."

Originally posted by: baubles

Dearest enemies,

Pls do wage a war on Agra at once...we need Jalal to pick his sword, lest it gets rusted! Too much of harem matters has already started affecting his brain🥱

Yours sincerely,

Viewers!

dear MP

you are much needed now...please save us from another preg or misunderstanding track!

yours
frustrated viewers!

2 well dressed businessmen went to an expensive restaurant, ordered 2 drinks then got sandwiches from their own briefcases & proceeded to eat them.
WAITRESS: "Sorry, sirs, but you cannot eat your OWN food here! It's against the rules here."
The men XCHANGED sandwiches & continued their meals!

men will b men

Hahahahahah ^

Kabhi Aap Humare Ghar Mehman Banke Aana
Hum Aapko Coldrink,
Kurkure,
Besan K Laddu,
Pani Puri,
Samose,
Gulab Jamun,
Ice Creem
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Ki
Photo Dikhayenge...

Originally posted by: nisha26

2 well dressed businessmen went to an expensive restaurant, ordered 2 drinks then got sandwiches from their own briefcases & proceeded to eat them.
WAITRESS: "Sorry, sirs, but you cannot eat your OWN food here! It's against the rules here."
The men XCHANGED sandwiches & continued their meals!

men will b men

😆

SCIENCE kehta hai ki paani ubalne se kitanu mar jate hai..
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Par Science ko ye nahi pata ki kitanu ke marne ke baad unki

''Dead Bodies'' to paani me hi reh jati hai !
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Stupid Science
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Cow & Cat both are sisters..

Now you must be thinking ke kaise?

Jyada mat socho.

I'm telling you,

Cow Mata hoti hai Aur Billi Mousi


No claps plz...

I dnt like publicity..

bas ab Thanks mat olna,

Munna Bhai-
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Are Circit Yeh Doctor Log Operation Se Pahle Patient Ko Behosh Kyu Karte Hai.
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Circit-
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Bhai Bole To Patient Operation Sikh Jayega To Patient Khud Hi Karne Lagega Na Bhai.
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Muna Bhai -
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Abe Tune Kitna Solid Kaha Re.🤪