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Posted: 11 years ago

one more..gutter waala😉

Teacher : who was AKBAR?

Boy : Akbar was gay!!

Teacher : why?

Boy : v hav heard. Laila-Majnu, ...Heer-Ranjha, Adam-Eve, Soni-Mahival & only Akbar-Birbal...;)

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ghalibmirza

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Posted: 11 years ago

another one😆

Sir : Birbal Kon Tha?
Student : Pta Nahi.
Sir : Padhai Pe Dhyan Do to Pta Chale.
Student : Raj,Sunny,Bunty, Kon Hain?
Sir : Pta Nhi.
Student : Beti Pe Dhyan Do to Pta Chale.. .

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ghalibmirza

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Posted: 11 years ago

thora shareef joke😆

One day, Birbal was talking of a dinner he had eaten the day before. In doing so, he described brinjal (baingan) as be -gun i.e. without any good qualities. Akbar, who at the very moment was passing by, overheard this and started praising the qualities of the brinjal as bahu-gun i.e one without myriad qualities. Birbal promptly agreed. Thereupon, Akbar remonstrated with Birbal and asked him how Birbal could contradict himself. Birbal, with his famous presence of mind, retorted 'But Your Highness, I am your servant and not of the brinjal!'

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ghalibmirza

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Posted: 11 years ago

dear jodha!

ye no entry ka board hatao aur mujhe enter karne do

yours
long lost passion!

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Soumya

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Posted: 11 years ago

Originally posted by: mandyg
dear jodha!

ye no entry ka board hatao aur mujhe enter karne do

yours
long lost passion!

😭 Kab milegai wapas wo passion dekhne!

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ghalibmirza

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Posted: 11 years ago

Originally posted by: baubles

😭 Kab milegai wapas wo passion dekhne!

wo 16th december waala😳..maine to calender pe mark kiya hai😆

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BerryBlush07

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Posted: 11 years ago

Dear Maham,

No one can have four eyes!

Regards,

Reality..

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Mallika-E-Bhais

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Posted: 11 years ago

Originally posted by: mandyg

wo 16th december waala😳..maine to calender pe mark kiya hai😆

ME TOOO. ☺️

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Soumya

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Posted: 11 years ago

Originally posted by: mandyg

wo 16th december waala😳..maine to calender pe mark kiya hai😆

Date toh mark nahi kiya tha par scene taaza hai...looks like wahi epi dekhke khush hona padega ab☺️😆

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Soumya

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Posted: 11 years ago

Dear CVs,

Have pity on us, becoming colourful is taxing!

Yours sincerely,

Vomits😆

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