Jassi's family life-an imagination - Page 12

That was BRILLIANT, Princess! 👏 I liked the Punjabi 😊 (I actually understood it too--my punjabi isn't that great 😕) Let's keep the story going! any takers?

they arive at the airport arman in a grouchy mood like always bumps into some one and starts cusing at him when that person turns around he realizes it is purab

Purab:[surprized] are arman tum yahan kese aur ye air port par kaya kar rehe ho

Arman: (chatni pis raha ho) nahi kuch nahi mein to srif ghumne aya tha(LIAR)

Purab: (lagta hai jhoot bol raha hai like always)

jassi: are purab tum yahan

Purab: hann mein koi buissness kay silsilay mein yahan aya hoon

Jassi: hum yahan papaji ke satha ek naya buissness shoru karne aay hain

purab looking at arman thinking i knew it tum ab bhi nahi sudhare arman

Arman: started to seem very intrested in looking at the celing. changing the topic said challo jassi papaji hamara wait kar rahe hain.

purab: aik minute arman

Arman:thinking (aaaooo lagta hai purab meiri jhoot ki baat jassi ko bata de ga meri isat ka to kachara ho gaya)

purab: continuing: tum mera card rakhlo, mein thoray din panjab mein hoon, to tum mujhe phone kar sacte ho agar koi bhi problem ho. Challo mein chalta hoon meri metting ka waqt ho gaya hai

Arman: i d ratter die than take ur help( hope he does die)

jassi: sighs Purab kitna acha hai, i feel soooo bad for hurting him so much

Arman: (purab tum mar ku nahi jate)

everyone arrives and they leave the airport. papaji murmuring about irresponsible peple cant even take care of the luggage (that is where he was stuck all that time trying to locate their luggage)

hope u liked the entry of purab. he is back in the story now😊

i sent them to Punjab hoping Purab wouldn't follow them there, but i guess bad habbits take time.

The story was good muni and the icons too😆

Purab can pop up anywhere at anytime

i did it for all the purab fans if not in the real episodes at least hear on this forum

Ok i'll continue it and i will try to make it good too.

Here it goes:

Billu: I don't know where Kaka is. I told him to be on time.😡

Babe: Billu did u forget that Kaka has bad habbit of arriving late.

Jassi: Papaji, r u talking about Kaka chacha??

Billu: Yes my Queen Victory.

Guddi: Papa, who's Queen Victory??😕

Armaan: (Already mad😡) I will tell u later Guddi. Now sit there.

Guddi: (starts crying😭) U said that before too and never told me. I don't like u Papa.

Armaan: (heart broken💔 after hearing Guddi say that): Guddi, I'm sorry bate, will u forgive Papa?? I'll tell u who Queen Victory is.

Guddi: Who is it Papa??

Armaan: Your mom.

Guddi: But why doesn't she wear a crown than.

Armaan: 😡Jassi, it's your turn, u tell her.

Jassi: Armaan Ji, i'm not feeling good, so u take care of these two while i take care of the 3 who will be coming soon. 😆

Gudo: Who's coming Papa??? who's coming???

Armaan: Tera Baap.😡

Gudo: But Papa u r already here😆.

Armaan: 😡Chup, nahin to main nana ji ko bata doga. (Be quite or i will tell grandpa).😆

Gudo and Guddi look at each other and sit at the bench near them. No word came out of the mouth.

Armaan: Oh, I'm too good. 😉

Billu: Suri ke...........😆I mean Suri Sahib, will u get a taxi or not. Can't u see Jassi is not feeling good. I don't know when Kaka will come.

Armaan: Ji.........Ji Papaji, i'll be right back.

As Armaan was about to leave, Kaka arrives, so Billu tell Armaan not to go.

Billu: Where have u been Kaka??? We been waiting for ages???😡

Kaka: Billu Bhaji, if u have been waiting for ages than u must be 400 years old. 😆

Billu: Chup. 😡

Kaka: Jassi Beta, How r u?

Jassi: Hello Chacha.

Gudo & Guddi: Mommy who is this man. 😕

Jassi: He's your Grandpa.

Gudo & Guddi: Is he also grumpy like other grandpa.

Jassi: Beta, don't talk like that.

Kaka: Jassi putar r these your kids.

Jassi: Ji Chacha Ji.

Kaka: Aur where is my son-in-law?

Jassi: Right here, pointing at Armaan.

Armaan: Hello Chacha Ji.

Kaka: Wow Jassi what a choice, My son-in-law is quite handsome😳. I'm sure he's going to drive all the village girls crazy. 😆

Beba: Kaka are u going to keep talking or will u take us home too.

So everyone leaves the airport and arrive at the village.

Someone plz continue.............

wow, Princess and Muni---you guys should publish this 😉😃 absolutely hilarious!! 😆😆😆

Brilliant Princess😆

I'll try my hand here.

The family reaches the village.Armaan is really impressed by the greenery eveywhere and he is even more so by the warm welcome given by everyone.😊

Few days pass by.Armaan has an idea.

Armaan: Jassi,the village girls seem very fond of good dresses.Why don't we arrange to make some and sell it?

Jassi: Good idea.I'll talk to the local bank.

Armaan: I was also thinking that these ppl are very fond of parandas.So we will make matching parandas and shoes and give as a package.

Jassi: Sir, mera matlab hai ji, aap kitne hoshiyaar ho.

Armaan: Chinta mat karo.Ab mujhe apni zimmedari ka ehsaas ho gaya hai.Mai tum sabka kyayaal rakhoonga aur Gulmohar ko bhi wapas haasil karoonga.

Jassi looks at him with her heart in her eyes.Armaan looks back at her and then........🤬

So they take loan,open a small unit,get some local tailors,some good local raw material and start.Within a few days,they make a good profit and Armaan starts thinking of expansion.

One fine morning,there is a knock.

Jassi: Ji,zara dekhiye to,kaun hai?

Billu says: Damad ji ko kyun pareshaan kar rahi hai,mai dekhta hoon.

Opens the door: Arre,Nandu tu? Kahan se tapak pada?

Nandu: Arre,mai kaam ke silsile me S Africa kya gaya,aap log to Mumbai se gayab hi ho gaye.

Billu: Arre nahi bewakoof.Main Jassi aur Armaan ko leke yahan aaya hoon.

Armaan and Jassi come out.

Nandu: Arre Jassi kaisi hai? Aur tera pet itna bada kyun hai? Badhazmi hui hai kya.

Armaan looks daggers and Billu hits Nandu at the back of his head.

Billu: Bewakoof,dikhta nahi hai tu phir se mama banne wala hai?

Nandu: Oh oh....

Armaan: Achcha hua NAndu,tum aa gaye.Mujhe tumse kuch raye leni thi.

Anadu: Mujhe bhi tum logo ko kuch kush khabari deni hai.Jassi,yaad hai,teen saal pehle humne kuch shares pe paisa lagaya tha?(Rattles off the names) Humne to use bad investment socha tha par Armaan ne kaha in shares me bahut dam hai. Armaan sahi tha.Usme hume bahut laabh hua hai.Hume crores ka fayda hua hai.Aur Armaan,tumne wo S.Africa ke mines me mujhe kuch investment karne ko bola tha.Mai usi silsile me wahan tha.Usme to hume itna faayeda hua ki poocho mat.

Armaan:Iska matlab humara wahan pe jo cotton mill ka plan banaya tha,wo ho sakta hai?

Nandu:Bilkul.

Jassi: Sach?? Iska matlab Gulmohar ka branch wahan kholenge to raw material ka 50 % problem solve!!

Armaan: I'm so happy.Main abhi Raj ko phone karta hun.Wo bichara Aryan ki company me tang aa gaya hoga.

Soon,all debts are paid off,Gulmohar is back on it's feet and they move back to their bungalow.Jassi has a beautiful daughter named Chutki.And they decide to expand their business a big way.They launch a new company called "Jassi's Armaan"

Meanwhile,during all this time something else happens.

One day,Mrs Mehra receives a ph call from Purab.

Purab: Mai kya bataun,sab khatam ho gaya.

Mrs Mehra: Ab kya khatam hua? 390 crore to pehle hi chale gaye.100 cr tab jab tum Jassi ke ghar baith kar uske bebe ka parantha khaate the, 100 cr uske baad jab bey matlab raato raat 3T ko ET bana diya, 100 cr tab jab mere ghar baith kar meri dadimaa ke haath ke paranthe khaate the or mujhe office laate aur le jaate the.Phir tumne phichle kuch saalon me koi tender nahi bhara,kyun ki har tender me tum mere mausere,chachere,mamere bhaiyon aur beheno se ladna padta aur wo tumhe bardaasht nahi tha.So tumhe koi contract mila hi nahi.Saari company band pad gayi. So 90 cr ka ghaata.Ab tum khabhi Punjaab bhaagte ho,kabhi Madras ki shaayad tumhe koi contract mil jaaye.Ab kya hua?

Purab: Pehle wada karo tum mujhe maarogi nahi aur peechli baar ki tarah ghar se bahar mera samaan nahi phekogi?

Mrs Mehra: Ab bolo warna main tumhe divorce de dungi.

Purab: Maine kuch paise kamaane ke liye shares me paise lagaye the.Wo duub gaye.

Mrs Mehra: Kyaaa????? Kitne?

Purab: 15 crore,

Mrs Mehra: Kya? Khabardaar jo tumne phir apni shakal dikhaayi!!

Purab: Is baar mere saamaan ke saath apna saamaan bhi nikalna kyunki hume wo bangla bhi khali karna padega..........

Mrs Mrhra: Kyaaaaaa???? Ab humara kya hoga?

Purab: Chinta kyun karti ho, meri Armaan se baat ho gayi hai.Uski secretary ko ek chauffer ki zaroorat hai so......

Minnie very witty:))....... armaan jis jagah par tha wahan purab la ke khada kar diya :))

very funny :))

Lemme continue.....

Armaan's beautiful dream was shattered when he was awakened by Jassi in the morning......

Jassi: Armaan Sir Ji....

Armaan: kya hua jassi?😡 main itna sunehraa sapna dekh raha tha.😊..aur tumhe mujhe uthaane ka yehi wakt mila?

Jassi: Kaisa sapna Armaan sir?

Armaan: main dekh raha tha ki Purab doob chuka hai....uske saare companies bandh ho gaye hai karze main...aur unhe ghar chhodna para..........

Jassi: Armaan sir, sapne dekhna band kijiye. Yeh haal humaara hua hai, unka nahin....aur aap kitne besharam hain...Purab aur Spike ne humaare liye itna kuch kiya, aur appunhi ke baare mein aise buri baatein soch rahe hain? Chi Armaan Sir Chhi!😡

I'll continue:

Craaaaaaaaaaash!!!!!

Secretary: Kya hua? Kya tum gaadi bhi theek se nahi chalaa sakte??😡

Purab: Ji sorry Ma'm.kya karoon,mai jaagte hue sapna dekh raha tha ki Armaan mere doob jaane ka sapna dekh raha hai par is crash ne prove kar diya ki sapna Armaan nahi,mai dekh raha tha.

Sachmuch Armaan ab successful ho gaya hai aur main aapka driver😭

Secretary: Tumhe to sharm aani chahiye,Tumhe is haalat me Armaan sir aur Jassi ma'm ne sahara diya aur tum unhi ke baare me aise gande sapne dekhte ho,wo bhi jaagte hue??........😡

Purab: Han,par maine bhi to unhe ek samay sahara diya tha....

Secretary: Han,par unhone tumhe sahara hi nahi,naukri bhi di.Mere driver ka,aur saath me bebe ne jo resturant khola hai,uske taster ka,ab tum parantha khane ke paise bhi lete ho.........Tumhari biwi tumhe chod ke chali gayi to woh log use manane bhi gaye par wo bhi aisi nakhre waali nikli ki aayi bhi nahi.Faaltu me time aur paise ka wastage!!...... Tumhe ab loan bhi dilwa rahen hai,aur tum unhi ke baare me aisa sochte ho?? Chi chi.Aur saath me gadi ka accident kar ke khud bhi maroge aur mujhe bhi marwaaoge!!Kitne besharam ho!!😡

Purab: