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Posted: 20 years ago

It is late at night when Armaan and Jassi reach Purab's house with their golia-bistar(in which they hide their kids)...

Armaan(ringing the bell): Ye Purab darwaaza kyun nahin khol raha?

Jassi: Lagta hai sab so rahe hain Armaan sir...lagta hai hume baahar hi sona parega.

The lights of the house turn on and someone comes to the door and opens it. It is Purab.

Purab (surprised): Armaan, Jassi, tum log itni raat ko yahaa kya kar rahen ho?

Armaan tries to explain but before that Jassi interrupts: Purab, hume tumhaari madad chaahiye. Wo bank ke logog ne naa...unhone humaare ghar ko loan ka collateral banaakar use aaj hi se seal kar diya hai (i know a collateral's seized if the person doesn't pay the loan back, i'm a business student...think of it as a just-made collateral for a previous loan)

Purab: Oh i see. Well, tum log yaha reh sakte ho jabtak tumhaari problem solve na ho jaye.

From the inner room, Spike comes out and is surprised to see Armaan and Jassi.

Spike: Hi! Aap log itni raat gaye baahar kya kar rahein hain?

Armaan thinks, tum dono ke ghar mein jagah banaane aaye hain...aur kya...

Purab explains the situation to Spike and they both take the homeless twosome in...

They lead them to a guest room fit for two.

Jassi: Purab (clutching his arm with dreamy expressions in her eyes) Main tumhari kaise shukriyaada karungi? Tumne jo humaare liye kiya wo koi bhi nahin kar sakta (as if!!)

Armaan frowns almost as if he's about to have a heart-attack.

Purab (a bit uncomfortable having Jassi clutch him so tight and trying to get her off...Spike is a bit amused too): Jassi, tumne apne papaji aur mamma ko bataaya hai ki tum dono yahaa ho?

Jassi: Nahin. hum unhe pareshaan nahin karna chahte hain. Par Purab ek problem hai.

Purab: Kya?

Jassi: Hume ek aur bistar ki zaroorat hai.

Purab and Spike look at each other.

Spike: Koi problem hai Jassi?

Jassi: Ha....mera matlab hai ki hum sirf do nahin hain. Hum chaar hain.

Purab and Spike: Chaar?

Purab: Well, baaki ke do kahaan hain?

Armaan at this point rolls out a blanket and the two kids Guddu and Guddi come rolling out....

Guddu Guddi: Weee...hum aazad hain!! Warna mummy papa to hume blanket mein maar hi daalte!!

Purab n Spike laugh. They arrange another room for the kids.

The familty has some food (kya karen...jo bhi paise the, wo to auto waale ko dene parenge...isiliye un sab ne poora din kuch nahin khaaya...and the car had been siezed by another one of those banks...) and finally everybody went to sleep.

Jassi: Armaan sir, hum yahaa to aa gaye, par abhi bhi Purab se naukri ki baat karni hai.

Armaan: Main jaanta hoon Jassi. Hum subha ko hi baat karenge.

On the other hand, Purab and Spike go out to the garden for a walk.

Spike: Lagta hai itne saal baad Jassi ko tumhari yaad aayee.

Purab: Hmmmm...par ab mujhe uski fikr nahin hai. Mujhe is poori duniya mein kisi ki bhi fikr nahin hai.......sivai tumhari, Rohan ki aur humari nanhi si jaan ki.

Spike: Tumhe yaad haina, kal Rohan aa raha hai. Tumhe kal jaldi station jaana hai.

Purab: Ha yaad hai.

Spike: Kal main sab kuch thik thak chahti hoon. Itne saalo baad wo aa raha hai, sab uske man-pasand ki honee chaahiye.

Purab: Okay baba, okay. Done.

Spike: To ab chalo.

Purab: Kahaan?

Spike (in disbelief): Sone...aur kahaan!!

Purab smiles. They both go in as he thinks how lucky he is to have her as his wife. A few years ago he would have thought of only Jassi, and how she had hurt him. But ever since Spike came into his life, everything was much better. He couldn't think of anyone else.

(alright enuff of bragging about myself...sorry for not making this one funny, I don't think my brain is functioning properly😕 it's late t night and i just got off loads of work...)

Edited by spike - 20 years ago
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Posted: 20 years ago

That was very cute Spike. The part about Guddu and Guddi rolled up in a blanket was hilarious. 😆

Ok, I'll continue:

Jassi's eyes flicker. Something was bothering her. It was warm and intangible and it was constantly trying to poke her eyes out. Eventually, her drowsy brain processes the fact that the "thing" was actually a ray of morning sunlight. She snaps up and begins to shake Armaan who is snoring next to her.

Jassi: Armaan Sir! Uthiye! Humein Purab ko naukri ke liye poochna hain!

Armaan (Still sleepy) : paanch aur minute...

Guddi and Guddu burst into the room start jumping on Armaan.

G n G (chanting): Subha ho gayi! Subha ho gayi! Purab chachu chale gaye! Purab chachu chale gaye!

Armaan's eyes snap open, he gets up and catches Guddu by his collar.

Armaan: Guddu ke bhacche...

Guddu: Par main to aap ka baccha hoon!! (pouts)

Armaan: Sach sach bataa! Kya dekha tune?

Guddi (begins to cry): Bad papa! Bad papa!

Jassi: Kya kar rahe hain aap? Bacchon ke saath koi aise bartaav karta thodi hain?

Armaan: Koi baat nahin! Kya Spike aunty ghar pe hain?

Guddu: Nahin, wo shopping ke liye gayi hain. Wo Purab uncle ko "I will miss you" keh rahi thi!

Jassi: Babaji! Mujhe lagta hain ki zaroor Purab ek business trip pe chala gaya hoga. Ab hamara kya hoga???

Armaan: Main Raj ko phone lagata hoon.

****

In a cabin in Gulmohar, Raj is snoozing on the couch. The phone rings.

Raj (picks it up) : allllllooooooo?

Armaan: Raj! Main bahut museebat mein hoon!

Raj (talking to himself) : Oh no! Mujhe yeh "Armaan in Crisis" nightmare phir se kyon aane lagaa? Main phone rakh deta hoon. Jhango Jassi hain na...

He hangs up and drops back to sleep with a snore.

Armaan: Damn!

Jassi: Bacchon ke saamne nahin, Armaan sir!

Guddu and Guddi (begin to sing loudly): Damn, Damn, Damn, Damn...Damn, Damn, Damn, Damn....

Armaan shuts his ears and screams : SHUT UP!

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Posted: 20 years ago
nice to see our writers back😊 well done Spike and Mystica!!!😆
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Posted: 20 years ago
Very nice Spike and Mystica👏👏...BTW daisy where are ur imaginations???? miss it.
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Posted: 20 years ago
😆😆....well done spike and mystica!! It is good time pass... specially on sunday when u have nothing else to see on TV.
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Posted: 20 years ago
yeah where r u Daisy, we need your part of the story too😉😆
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Posted: 20 years ago

Hey guys, I wanna write something too. But the problems is i can't spell the words in Hindi, so i'm gonna do it in English. Hope u guys won't mind and if u guys want u can put my words in Hindi, I won't mind. Ok here it goes:

Armaan: Jassi, I can't do this.

Jassi: Armaan Sir Ji, what r u talking about???😕

Armaan: try to talk, but can't hear himself b/c Gudo and Guddi r still saying Damn, Damn. He looks at them both and tell them to go outside and play in the garden. Both of them leave, and Armaan shuts the door.

Jassi: What's wrong Armaan Sir??😕

Armaan: JASSI! Stop calling me Armaan Sir😡, what would Purab and Spike thing about our relationship.

Jassi: Sorry Armaan Sir............. Nahin Nahin, Sorry Ji.

Armaan: Jassi I don't want to work for Purab in his company.

Jassi: We have no choice Ji, we don't have our house or anything. We don't even have any money.

Armaan: I know Jassi, but I will kill myself if I have to work for Purab.

Jassi: Nahin, Please don't say that Ji. What will I do without u and what about our Kids. When we got married u promised me, that we will live and die together, so why r u saying all this. Jassi starts crying. 😭

Armaan: Quicky run over to Jassi, and put his hand over her mouth before Gudo or Guddi hear her. He doesn't want the same thing happening again.

Armaan: Jassi, Jassi, Please stop crying. U know i can't see tears in your eyes.

Jassi: Than why r u saying such sad things????

Armaan: Ok, ok I'm sorry. Please forgive me Jassi Ji.

Jassi: Smile and says Ok Armaan Ji. 😊

Armaan: think of something Jassi, we need to find another solution for this problem.

Jassi: Sir.............(Hit herself really hard) Nahin, I mean Armaan Ji, I have a solution, but I don't know if u will like it or not.

Armaan: Jassi anything is better than being here. Plz tell me.

Jassi: Ok............we can go to ........................my Papaji's house.

Armaan: All shocked😲, can't speak, but trying..........Jas....Jassssssss.........Jassi.

Jassi: what's wrong Armaan Ji? Are u alright?? Please say yes b/c we don't have money for the doctor. 😆

Armaan: Yes i'm ok. But I don't want to go to Papaji's house.

Jassi: think about it Ji, it's either Papaji or Purab.

Armaan: Thinking, Thinking. Finally says: Ok Jassi, we will go to Papaji.

Jassi: Starts packing things up while Armaan goes outside to get the kids.

Armaan: When he goes outside he hears Gudo and Guddi saying, Damn you, no Damn u😆. He gets mad at says "Chup"😡 really loud.

Then they go to their Papaji and Babe greet them at the door.

Babe: Jassi, Armaan arre Gudo aur Guddi bhi saath hai.

Jassi hugs babe and Armaan trying bending down to touch babe's feet, but, is unable to do so because of the beating Gudo and Guddi gave him the other day.😆

Billu enters the scene.

Billu: Who is it Babe?????

Armaan looks over to Jassi and he's all nervous.

Billu: Queen Victory, aur Suri Ka.............😆he stops at says aur Suri Sahib.

Guddi: Pulls Jassi's Duphata and says : Mommy, who's Queen Victory???

Armaan: I will tell u later Beta.

Jassi: Papaji, we r in big trouble?????

Billu: What kind of trouble Jassi??????????

Jassi explain everything to Billu, while she's explain Amrit comes and listen to Jassi's problem. Jassi is now finished explain. Just then they hear some noise and everyone looks at way. It's Gudo and Guddi, they just broked a flower pot.

Armaan: Angry😡: What did u do????????? Why r u always creating problems for me???????? Even since u r born my life is like a hell.😆

Jassi: What r u saying Armaan Ji, I told u so many times not to talk to kids like that.

Billu: Gudo and Guddi, u guys didn't say hey to me, come here.

Gudo and Guddi look at each other with fear on their face and run and hide behind Armaan. 😆

Jassi turns to Billu and ask him for help again.

Billu: Jassi, we will leave this city. it's not good for us.

Jassi: Where r u going to live Papaji?????

Billu: Punjab. We r better there. Armaan and I will do kheti Bhadi 😆(Farm Work) there.

Armaan: looks at Jassi and says: Jassi.......................... Punjab???😲

Jassi: We don't have another choice Armaan Ji.

So Billu call someone in Punjab and tell them to come pick him up for the airport.

Everyone packs up everything at leave for Punjab.

that's it. it's big i know. Sorry if i put u do sleep. and i know it's not as good as KK, Daisy, anju and Mystica, spike, but i tried. Let me know if u like it.

Edited by Princess - 20 years ago
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Posted: 20 years ago
That is awesome! 👏 that is sooooooooooo good!!!!!!!!!!!! I can't believe I missed this! Here in California, the power went out and I was shocked!!! ou guys are awesome!😆👏
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Posted: 20 years ago

thanks Jen.................have something good planed, but i'll give other people a chance if they want to continue.

Thansk again😊

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Posted: 20 years ago
wonderful!!!amazing!!!! thanks a lot to all the writers here. mujhe lagta hai jassi ke complete ho jane ke bad ye part-2 sony pe dekhana chahiye. and it will be more popular that this jassi.😆😆 😆 😆 👏!!!!!!

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