Hey didn't mean to sound as if I am unhappy with your reply. Just because I found my Prince charming through an arranged meet, I also believe in Love marriages. Just that my view is different. I am not hurt by your reply. Stating my opion only. Cheer up and enjoy the grilling. Coming up with a whacky set soon.
For starters courtsey Mishti and Nikki : 😉
Let me tell you I'm not very witty and my answers might be boring!
1)If a turtle looses it's shell, is it naked or homeless? If he doesn't care why should I??? But I guess he's homeless coz even with his shell he is naked.😳
2)Is the glass half empty or half full? Half full if you're empty and half empty if you're full!
3)Is there an end to the skies? Is there a beginning to the skies?😕😆
4)What lies beyond the mountains? Hills😆😕
5)What if there were no hypothetical situations? You wouldn't be asking this question then, would you?
6)How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings? Who told you he goes home at night?😕😆
7)If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors? Coz the owner had a crush on the door lock maker!😆
8)If a cow laughed real hard, would milk come out her nose? No it would come out of her mouth!😕
9)If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan? Coz the pan sticks to teflon!
10)If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights? The vehicle goes to the speed of headlights.
11)Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM? For blind people who can see!😕
12)Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways? Coz opposites attract!
13)Why isn't "palindrome" spelled the same way backwards? Coz you don't know how to spell it backwards! When I do that it turns out to be the same way!😕
14)Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo? Coz opposites attract!😕
15)You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance? Coz they didn't have you to give them that witty idea!
16)Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio? I don't drive yet!
17)If you have your finger touching the rearview mirror that says -- "objects in mirror are closer than they appear", how can that be possible? My finger actually went into the mirror without me realising!😕
18)Why is it so hard to remember how to spell MNEMONIC? Coz nowadays most people are stupid!😕
19)Why is it called a TV "set" when you only get one? Coz the person who named it that way didn't know the meaning of a set!
20)Why does your nose run and your feet smell? Coz you wanna think sooo.
21)Why does an alarm clock "go off" when it begins ringing? Because it was "on" before it began to ring.😆
22)If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of congress? Yup coz you can never progress in a congress!
23)Why does "cleave" mean both split apart and stick together? Coz these people weren't clever enough to find two different words for these two meanings.😕
24)Why is it called a "building" when it is already built? Coz they wanna fool us and make us think they are still working hard on it!😕
25)Why do they call them "apartments" when they are all stuck together? Coz they love each other tooo much to bear being separated.
26)Why is there an expiration date on SOUR cream? Because it turns sweet onthe expiration date!
27)If you keep trying to prove Murphy's Law, will something keep going wrong? Keep trying and you'll see!
28)Why does flammable and inflammable mean the same thing? Coz they had a hard time choosing which word to use, then decided to use both of them and thought noone would be stupid enough to ask this question!
29)How can someone "draw a blank"? With transparent or invisible ink!😕
30)Shouldn't there be a shorter word for "monosyllabic"? Why???? did you find one???
Enjoy!!!! 😃
Awwwww Autumn I really enjoyed those whacky questions! I'm not very clever nor very witty! So do tell me what you think!
😳 Komal
Edited by ploye - 17 years ago
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