JJKN Part 2 -- the story after 22 years - Page 9

Originally posted by: MonicA#1Actress

😭Where is Spike!!!I miss her!!!😭😭

Hey Mon, I think she is having trouble with her internest system. If you want I'll pass your message to her. I miss her around here too...😭😭

Spike reads all the messages...gees...i thought this post might have been in the back page already, but no!!!!😃 This is certainly an upgrade!😃😃😃 Now Spike's happy!

Alright, alright, I'm back. I had a variety of miserable encounters in which i cud almost have been killed (tab IF ki JJKN forum ka kya hota?😉) and then the virals and then oh so many bad things. One of my friends passed away (needless to say, i think everyone knows) and ritu is in trouble and I think i'm becoming somewhat crazy......but i'm happy to see that ppl missed me, esp the ghost-daadi monica (sorry teri taang kheechne ki aadat jo par gayee hai 😉)

Suganain, i liked ur part very much but it's obvious u haven't read "Jassi's family life- an imagination" posted by deli and so u didn't really get the nose part...but that's okay.

Now for some action by the contract assassin..anybody watch Mr and Mrs Smith?

Jassi and Armaan are lying cozily on the bed when suddenly the alarm clock shrieks and Armaan is so startled that he falls from the bed.

Armaan (screaming loud like a lunatic): Jassi! ghar pe chor ghusa hai!!! kuch karo! help! help!

Jassi (picking up Armaan from the floor...he's hit his nose again and now it's completely cracked...except now Jassi doesn't want to tell him that or he'll get upset): Nahin Armaan sir! uthiye! sirf alarm bajaa hai.😕

Armaan (relieved): Oh! Thank God Babaji!😛 sirf alarm baja hai! par Jassi, itni raat ko alarm kyun?

And then a knowing and resentful look creeps up on Armaan's face...😕

Armaan: Jassi! Tum aaj raat ko baahar nahin jaogi!

Jassi has already gotten up from the bed and and started to dress in her spandex attire...you know, the purple shirt, orange tights with green panties over the orange tights....and let's not forget the chashma....

Jassi: Sorry Armaan sir, lekin mujhe jaana hi hoga. Maine apne sheher ko museebat se bachaane ki kasam khayee hai.

Armaan: Lekin Kyun?!!!😭

Jassi: Bhool gaye aap? Jab hamaari shaadi hui thi tab maine Babaji ke darbaar mein sau naariyal phode the, aur aap ko paane ke badle mein maine Babaji ko ye wachan diya tha ki main apni sheher ki surakshaa karoongi.

Armaan (fed up with her and now he's squeeking liek a mouse): Tum sirf apni parivaar ki surakshaa ka wachan nahin de sakti thi? Saare sheher ko beech mein laane ki kya zaroorat thi?!! 😭

Jassi: Uffo Armaan sir, ab maine wachan de diya hai, mujhe wachan nibhaana parega. (Grabs her broom stick) Acchha to ab main chalti hoon. Crime Patrol ka Shakti Anand mera intezaar kar raha hoga. Subha hote hi chali aaoongi.

Armaan: Par Jassi tab tak main yahaa akele kya karoonga?

Jassi: Aine mein jaake dekhiye. Khud ba khud kaam mil jayega. (Gives Armaan a kiss and jumps out the window...crashing into the hard trunk of the oak tree in front of their house...)

Armaan waves godd-bye to his wife, and then goes to the mirror.

Then a sharp femalish cry wakes the entire house, and there is a loud thud. All the kids rush to their mama-papa's room. First comes Pinku who would have uttered something if words had been processed in her brain for the occassion. Then Tinku, and lastly Banti in his torn pajamas and a picture of Pari's daughter in his hands (Yes...our hero is in love!)

Banti (scratching head and yawning while putting on glasses): kya hua Pinku?

Pinku: Kuch nahin...dad broke his prosthetic nose again...🤢

Banti: Oh. Chalo sab jaake so jaate hain.

Tinku: Ha chalo.🤢

And they all go back to their rooms.

The next morning.....

Armaan is in the hospital getting the medical and psychological attention he needed..he had lost his mind completely when Jassi found him running around the house wearing nothing but her red chaddees.....she called the Careless Hospital and the armed and protected men came and took him away before the kids woke up.

Jassi was making breakfast when the kids came down and asked their mom where their dad was.

Jassi: Wo kisi zaroori kaam se bahar gaye hain...aane mein kuch din lag jayenge.

The kids had breakfast with their mom for the first time together...Pinku again skips the halwa...Jassi is furious at her but decides to do nothing since she's tired running around the city all night. Pinku and Tinku leave for college but Banti waits at the table.

Jassi: Banti beta, college nahin jaana hai kya? tumhe der nahin ho rahi?

Banti (stuttering): Wo, mummy...mu..mu...mujhe aapse ku..ku..kuch kehna hai...😳

Jassi: Kya mere laadle?!! (lovingly fondles his oily head) Bol na?😃

Banti: Wo...mum...mum..mummy, mujhe na...kisi se p-p-p-p-yaar ho gaya hai! 😳😳😳 (hides his face with the napkin)

Jassi (astounded and happy for her son): 😛Wah! mera beta! Ye kehne mein itna sharmaa raha tha? Oye mere laadle! Ye to badi achhi baat hai! Kaun hai wo khushnaseeb?😃

Banti (taking a deep gulp): Wo, mummy, wohi to aapse kehni thi...

Jassi: To bol na bacche, kaun hai wo?

Banti: Wo mummy....wo...

Jassi: Bata na!

Banti: Raj Uncle ki beti.....😳(and his face suddenly shrinks as he sees his mom's face glowing and puffing in fury)

Banti: Wo, mummy...m-main samjhaata hoon na aapko...

Jassi: Wwwwaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!😭😭😭

Banti: Mummy, please shaant ho jayiye...

Jassi (nodding her head in disbelief): Wwwwaaaaahhhh! 😭😭😭 Kaise? Kab? Kahan!😡😡😡

Banti: Nahin mummy maine use bataaya nahin na...

Jassi suddenly lights up: Tune bataaya nahin! 😃Thank babaji! 😃 bataana bhi mat! Tu janti nahin wo kaisi ladki hai? Tujhe sharam nahin aayee us nakchadi se pyaar karte hue?😡 Tune aisa soch bhi kaise liya!

Banti: Mumm...

Jassi: Shut Up!😡 Phir kabhie is baat ko dohraana nahin! warna main tujhe hostel bhej doongi! 😡

Banti (really scared like the sound of hostel was the sound of hell....actually wo wahi pe rehta tha, armaan ke gusse ki waje se, par wahaa ke ladke use pareshaan karte the..new year's ki raat ko use ladki banaake girl's hostel mein bhej diya tha...ladkiyon aur matron ki chappal ki nishaane abhi bhi uske body pe hai ... wahi yaad lekar wo ghar waapas aa gaya): Nahin mummy!😭 Hostel nahin bhejna! 😭 Thik hai, main ye baat phir kabhie kisi se nahin kahoonga! Par aap please mujhe hostel nahin bhejna!😭😭😭

Jassi: Thik hai. To ab college jao.

Banti sobs and goes to college.

Idhar Jassi ka dil chhat-pataa raha hai. Raj ki beti? Lekin Banti ki bhi koi galati nahin hai...wo bechaara kyaa jaane ki jis ladki se wo pyaar karta hai use paida Jassi aur raj ne kiya tha......😭

Spikie gal.................. What a comeback?

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