FOR THE NOBS (CC) MEMBERS - Page 6

Originally posted by: Sidlum

HOLY MOTHER OF G-D, AABS! Now I wish that I wasn't able to see those pixx! 😕 Bobby needs a miracle. Plain & simple. He's decided that everyone who sees him wearing that shirt should feel like they all took 'shrooms before going to the event. Either that, or they should feel like they are constantly looking into a psychedelic kaleidoscope! As for his hair, all I can say is straw looks softer, healthier, & more stylish! 🤢 Give me Abhay anyday. 😳 Hrithik looks like he's jealous of Aamir Khan..he shouldn't. Aamir couldn't pull of the look to save his life & now Hrithik's kid is going to come out of the womb silent. Why silent you ask? Because he will be shocked into silence & try to crawl back into Suzanne @ the sight of his daddie dearest. 😭 Hrithik's dad Rakesh has a better hairdo!!! And mind you, I'm actually a Roshan fan! 😕 HALLELUJAH KAREENA! Welcome to the wonderful world of hair salons, touch ups, & covered-up roots. 👏 And Shilpa? We didn't know you got married. Is that a pic from your wedding reception? P.S.-> Scissors are a great benefit to your hair..might help you see the numbers go down on the scale too since most of your body weight seems to be laying in those locks of yours.

Commentary up in an hour or so..just got home.

Later taters.

Sid

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Ahahahaha Didiiii!!!! You're sooooooooooooooooo awesome!!! I'm sorry that you had to see those pics yaar....I was shocked myself when I saw them...but you forgot about Zayed Khan....what is UP with his hair??? Yuck!!!....sorry Shereen, but it's sooooooooo true!! The guy's hair is hideous and the cap makes his hair look greasy!!! Issssshhh!!

Originally posted by: Aabha

Shilpa's overdone it for a movie premiere, kareena got a great hair-dye job👏, the other girl well...I don't have anything to say about her!😕

That's actually one of Shilpa's better looks!😆😆 She's one of the few people who actually look better after getting an obvious nose job!
Do you remember her when she first became an actress!!!🤢 And to think, she was a model before that!🤢🤢 I know her boob jobs poking out, but the outfit itself isn't bad at all, I'd wear it to a function...people should glam up for movie premiers, I'm sick of the grungy ode to Seattle you see around sometimes: old jeans, club top, plaid shirts and baseball caps...great for running errands, not a filmi function!

Malaika Parekh/Patel (i've heard different surnames) is Zayed Khan's soon to be wife...that look was trendy this past summer, the bunchy chiffon top. It looks alright: fits fine (she's got a decent shape, not tooo skinny) and she hasn't overaccessorized or worn too much makeup...

TA!

Oh I forgot about the guys: zayed's hair's been on Don King meets greasy squirrel mode since he came into the biz...he's hopeless!

Roshan , Jr...sis he lose weight? He looks ill to me.
I never really fancied him that much, and his hairs been a disaster: first the mullet, and now this! He looked ok in Lakshya because of the military cre cut look (oh gross, but if anyone has seen the beginning of the film they'll recall a disgusting piece he wore...)

What do you expect? His dad had that terrible comb over hairpiece when he was a young actor?! 😕 😕 😕

Holie Mother of G-d folks...please check out the following pixx...I tried to post them, but for some reason the site won't let me copy & the IMG thing on IF isn't working...so just click on the links. For the first time in my life, I'm @ a loss for WORDS!!! 😲 😆

SPEECHLESS. SHE HAS BROKEN EVERY NOBS(CC) RULE KNOWN TO MAN! 🤢:

http://ww.smashits.com/events/282/11/Chocolate-Success-Party .html

Dude, NEVER wear lycra with cutouts in a bright ass color with SWEATSPOTS & a tum! 😕:

http://ww.smashits.com/events/282/15/Chocolate-Success-Party .html

WHY are you wearing a leather jacket in early October in MUMBAI!? P.S.-> Check out Nikki Aneja molesting her hubbie in the background. 😆:

http://ww.smashits.com/events/282/29/Chocolate-Success-Party .html

Lumberjack Joe's night on the town. 😕:

http://ww.smashits.com/events/282/43/Chocolate-Success-Party .html

PERVMAN's chick...Crest White Strips anyone?:

http://ww.smashits.com/events/282/67/Chocolate-Success-Party .html


Ay yi yiii..G-d save the Indian film/telly industry!

Sid

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Me back. 😊

I say that the nails should not be pointy like a knife or a pin. What's wrong with square-shaped nails?

Don't grow toe nails too much. That might rip your socks.

can't open it babe, i tried looking on the site, and had the same problem... 😭 😭 😭

don't take fashion advice from Pee Wee Herman. 😛

Originally posted by: Sidlum

Holie Mother of G-d folks...please check out the following pixx...I tried to post them, but for some reason the site won't let me copy & the IMG thing on IF isn't working...so just click on the links. For the first time in my life, I'm @ a loss for WORDS!!! 😲 😆

SPEECHLESS. SHE HAS BROKEN EVERY NOBS(CC) RULE KNOWN TO MAN! 🤢:

http://ww.smashits.com/events/282/11/Chocolate-Success-Party .html

Dude, NEVER wear lycra with cutouts in a bright ass color with SWEATSPOTS & a tum! 😕:

http://ww.smashits.com/events/282/15/Chocolate-Success-Party .html

WHY are you wearing a leather jacket in early October in MUMBAI!? P.S.-> Check out Nikki Aneja molesting her hubbie in the background. 😆:

http://ww.smashits.com/events/282/29/Chocolate-Success-Party .html

Lumberjack Joe's night on the town. 😕:

http://ww.smashits.com/events/282/43/Chocolate-Success-Party .html

PERVMAN's chick...Crest White Strips anyone?:

http://ww.smashits.com/events/282/67/Chocolate-Success-Party .html


Ay yi yiii..G-d save the Indian film/telly industry!

Sid

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OMG!!! Now I REALLY want to click my shoes three times and repeatedly say "There's no place like HOME!!!", like Dorothy does in the Wizard of Oz! I was expecting to come back to my apartment, relax and log-on to IF from a hard and boring day of studying for 15 hrs....and I get this horrendous sight to see??!!! These ppl are just hopeless gone cases who unless they hire personal shoppers and stylists, should NOT be in the industry! PERIOD!!! We don't want to see the SCARINESS!!...We get enough of that from real life!! We sure as hell don't want to see it in REEL life!!!!🤢 Thanks for the umm "eye-opener" Didi.😉

I can see!!! Oh GOD, I'm blind!!!

For some reason the links didn't work earlier, but somehow they worked this time.

Sushma Reddy (Sameera "I'm A Siren" Reddy's sister) lace-up ensemble in olive, pink and red?!!! What the heck?!!!
Did they give out invitations for a costume party instead of movie premier? Or were they giving out prizes for worst dressed? 🤢 Pink and red very rarely goes together, and green? Forget about it! Dorothy wouldn't wear those heels! And the pink layered mini with a olive green l/s shirt? Is she BLIND? No seriously, IS SHE BLIND?????????!!!!!!
I bet Sameera's counting her lucky stars she doesn't look like her unfortunate sibling.

I thought you'd like the little poochy belly Sid? 😉
Maybe she had a big dinner before the party?
The sweat stains are gross, but not as bad as i've seen in most Hindi films. 😆

From sweat stains to leather jackets: maybe there's a reason she hasn't taken her jacket off: hairy pits, boob stains, ill fitted shirt...i'd like to be positive and think that she's done us a good deed...GO NIKKI!! Nice to know that passion doesn't die after getting married! 😉 😉 😉

Plaid shirts made a comeback last fall, I knew we were in trouble when my clueless husband told me that all the fellas in London were wearing them with formal suits and ties...stripes, yeah, that I get with a sports jacket, but PLAID?!!! So let's be glad he didn't wear a full suit!

Pervman's chick doesn't need white strips...she needs a full blow sandblaster on those teeth...uggggg!!! What has she been doing? 😉

Does anyone have any stories they can tell of us holiday fashion disasters, in the spirit of Navratri?!