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I have one to add to this list too!

Arm-pit Hair: If you're not gonna shave/wax your pits, then PLZ don't go around waving your arm-pits in people's faces when you see your friends from a distance!!! We DON'T want to see how your garden GROWS!!! Please DO NOT go parading around in a sleeveless top when you've not taken the time to shave or wax or YES....even Pluck the hair in your pits! God knows who would pluck the hair out, but OMG it sure as hell is better than the fright we get when we see it in all it's glory 😕 !!

I'd like to point out the current photo exhibits on display...sameer and a girl I just known as sweaty chick are posing for pix. For anyone who's gone to a dance party, esp. a Punjabi function 😉 😉 knows, when getting jiggy, you usually get a little drenched...if you can't keep your cool when wearing nice clothes, you may wanna try bringing an extra top or outfit...that goes for the boys too! Lot's of people bring in a 2nd outfit for a function, i.e. reception. One for the dinner, a simpler, more comfortable one for the dance party..there will be many cameras on you, you don't want your chest and pit stains splashed all over the page 3 section in tommorrow's paper...you may wanna shop for more than one party/clubbing outfit if you plan on seeking photographic attention. Wearing the SAME top or outfit does not look innovative, just cheap. Same goes for the guys, just because you're a guy doesn't mean you can get away with wearing the same suit over and over and over...

Can someone please slap Rakhi Tandon! Who told her that catsuits were back in style? MEOOOWWW!!!

Originally posted by: jasmin

I'd like to point out the current photo exhibits on display...sameer and a girl I just known as sweaty chick are posing for pix. For anyone who's gone to a dance party, esp. a Punjabi function 😉 😉 knows, when getting jiggy, you usually get a little drenched...if you can't keep your cool when wearing nice clothes, you may wanna try bringing an extra top or outfit...that goes for the boys too! Lot's of people bring in a 2nd outfit for a function, i.e. reception. One for the dinner, a simpler, more comfortable one for the dance party..there will be many cameras on you, you don't want your chest and pit stains splashed all over the page 3 section in tommorrow's paper...you may wanna shop for more than one party/clubbing outfit if you plan on seeking photographic attention. Wearing the SAME top or outfit does not look innovative, just cheap. Same goes for the guys, just because you're a guy doesn't mean you can get away with wearing the same suit over and over and over...

Can someone please slap Rakhi Tandon! Who told her that catsuits were back in style? MEOOOWWW!!!

LOL!!! That is so true and I've seen it happen with one of my bhaiya's at my cousin-bro's engagement AND reception!!....These functions were a year apart!!!😕😆 I have to tell the story!!!...sorry if I bore anyone!! In the summer of 2000, my cousin-bro was getting engaged! My cha-chi's bro, Sunny Bhaiya, or as I like to call him, REPEAT😆, was wearing a nice classy burgundy shirt with black pants! He looked decent, no problem there. NEXT year, in July of 2001, was my cousin-bro's wedding!! During the night of the lady sangeet, I had worn an orange suit, with gold jewelery to match! Keep in mind that this orange suit that I had on was not a super-duper briiiiiiight orange, it was just your regular orange color....gosh now I'm just confusing myself😕. Anyway, Sunny Bhaiya comes up to me and starts making fun of my outfit and was saying stuff like "Ahahahaha, Did you forget that you're at a wedding??!! This isn't Halloween ya know!! Ahhahaha" I was like 😲😡!!! Then I thought to myself "Aacha bachu, aapko to main abhi dekh lehti hoon!!" So then I told him "You have no right to make fun of my clothes when you can't even change yours!!! You're wearing the SAME outfit that you wore to Manu Bhaiya's engagement last year!!!!!😡😆 Then his jaw just dropped wide open!!!😆😆😆 He looked at himself and was like😲!!! "OMG!!! You REMEMBER what I wore??!!!!" I just smiled at him and said "Yup!😉😃 The most funniest part was that his sister (my chachi) was standing right there when I told him this and she just burst into laughter and could not stop!!!!😆 Mera bechara bhaiya to woh scene se to ek dum ghayab hogaya tha!!😆

I hope you stared him down at every function after that! I would go out of my way to give him a very slow "once over" from top to bottom, and whisper conspiratorially witha girl before going into a fit of giggles... 😆 😆 😆

Maybe I'm just mean like that... 😉

I think this is a very nice topic. Thanks sidlum. You're so creative. 😊

Here are some advices from me:
Like said before, its not at all necessary to jewelerize yourself so heavily that you can't even properly walk.

If you are wearing a long lehanga & walking through dirty water in snow or rain, please slightly pick up your lehanga for hygeinic purposes. It will remain clearner taht way.

Don't rub your jeans/pants with the carpet/floor the whole day. The clothing was made for your body, not to decorate or clean the floor 😃

Don't show-off your bellies through Indian dresses. It's not a club where you can be half-naked. Be respectable & decent.

Wear padded bras to avoid pointy ....you know what...

Don't pluck or thread your eye-brows so thin, that it seems like a pencil-line, & not the real thing. Only trim them to a perfection not a destruction.

To be continued...

1) Invest in an eyelash separator. Tarantula eyes are not pretty..especially if you're @ the risk of stabbing yourself in the eye with your own eyelash. 😕

2) Also invest in eyebrow gel. It's clear & inexpensive. You really don't want those 2 or 3 stray hairs pointing every which way. It gives you a strange expression.

3) Flannel is NOT the "in" thing anymore. In fact, it never was unless you are a lumberjack. Use it for winter PJ's, nothing more!

4) If you're planning to wear a skirt or capris or a dress or anything in which your legs will be visible to the free world, SHAVE, WAX, ELECTROLYZE, whatever your hair. Despite the women's liberation movement, gender roles still remain so please leave the hairy legs to your male counterparts. 🤢

5) Rimming your eyes with gallons of liquid eyeliner, that too in black, doesn't give you the illusion of having bigger eyes. In fact, you just look like a raccoon. For the illusion of larger eyes, & whiter whites of your eyes, outline just outside your lower lash line with and eyeliner pencil & line the inside of your lids with white eyeliner pencil. Works wonders & erases the mess of having to wash it all off later! 😆

To be continued...

Siddhi

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When trying to cover up zits and other blemishes before a big event, DON'T rub, pick or put a dozen different chemical treatment over your imperfection...you'll take a small problem and turn it into a blistering scab!!!!

I've had friends recommend a variety of treatments: Origins has a spot treatment that's supposed to work wonders. My brother's recommended tooth paste...whatever your issue, don't wait till the last minute to find out what works best when you break out.

Many people suffer from breakouts on their body during trhe summer season, which also happens to coincide with social season...the worst places to break out are your chest, and although coverup and a light dusting powder may camaflouge the issue, often it makes it worse because your pores can't breathe...

Prevention is key: learn what your skin type is (oily, dry, combo). Exfoliate regularly (face and body), cleanse, tone and moisturize, have a facial every 3 months and try using baking soda and plain yogurt: it opens up clogged pores!

SID, anything you may wanna add? 😉 😉 😉

DUH. Just remembered my BIGGEST pet peeve.

SHOESSS LADIES SHOESSS!!! If you're wearing an Indian outfit, stick to chappals or nice simple high-heeled sandals. If you're wearing a non-Indian outfit, PLEASE for the sake of G-d AND my sanity, wear shoes that MATCH & are from the year 2004 @ THE LEAST. Clunky black shoes with platform heels DO NOT go with everything despite popular belief! Orange shoes do NOT make the outfit unless ONLY your shirt is orange. If you have orange pants, again, you have problems that we cannot help you with! 🤢

Sid, signing off.

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you ALL should receive the creative writer's award!!!

Originally posted by: jasmin

I hope you stared him down at every function after that! I would go out of my way to give him a very slow "once over" from top to bottom, and whisper conspiratorially witha girl before going into a fit of giggles... 😆 😆 😆

Maybe I'm just mean like that... 😉

You're not mean Didi!!! You're the BOMB!!! Infact, I'm sure ANY girl would do the same thing of staring him down after a fashion mis-hap like that!!😆😆 Who wouldn't?? 😉 Maybe his MOM!! 😆 I did stare at him, but the poor boy had different clothes after that one, so I gave him a break and stopped making him feel self-concious!😆 How I wished that he had had another "fashion don't" !!! That would've made the wedding even more enjoyable!!!😉😆