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The session is on.
Ladki : I have a sapnon ki duniya
Phroid/Phraud (phiree pronunciation) : You have a WHAT?
Ladki : sapnon ki duniya... skd.Phroid : So they have a name for it now? Finally some respect for my talents!! Tell me more..Ladki (with great pride) : oh what name should i give this waistcoat, sir? (smiles, a whiff of a feeling flies in the air) umm.. laad governor.
Ladki : it makes me ramble.
Phroid (all excited) : How long has this been going on?
Ladki: hamesha...er...feels like hamesha but it's been three years. is that ajeeb?
Phroid : That is NOTHING. I'm still figuring out dreams from 802 AD.
Ladki: ad? that is overrated. it's skd i want to talk about.
Phroid 😕: How does that make you feel?
Ladki : i feel it everywhere, esp my shins.
Phroid (rubbing his hands now): Ok.. What do you see?
Ladki : a caakroach...a brown waistco...
Phroid 😕 😕: Hang on...You see a roach and you feel thing? Especially in your shins??!
Ladki : lemme finish dammit. aren't you supposed to be the one listening here? (stares into space) i also see a waistcoat and it makes me paagal. i feel like rushing up the stairs, down the corridor, into the room and past the windows to the poolside. i feel like bumping into that waistcoat madly. see, i'm breathless already. check my pulse.
Phroid 😕 😕 😕: Does this waistcoat have a name in your "SKD"?
Phroid : Come again?
Ladki : laad gov... forget it, it's beyond your aukaat...lets just say hotstuff, like my friend isskiya.
Phroid 😕 😕 😕 😕: You have FRIENDS in this SKD???
Ladki : oh ya, many... blasters, ff junkies, crooner pals. we're all in it together. no one as crazy as moi but crazy enough. i can arrange for you to see them next time...or pass me your laptopwa and we can isstart right away.
Phroid 😕 😕 : Laptop..wha? Anyway..does everybody see the same waistcoat? ladki has empathised with phroid on that wah thingie... the first time i read mami talk kareka padi i was like i need to go away from here. then eyes caught sight of hotwa. the word. oh eloquence and the ownership of a hotness. one had to stay.
Ladki : umm let's see (smiles again, another whiff wanders around) some have a thing for white shirts like cynthia, ami, soha, wiwy...some will kill bill for that gorgeous shot silk bandgala. horizon and kate like blue i think...thing is, the caakroach looks good in everything. that munda. ladki also pagal about white shirt ha... that billowy one for his spectacular reverie, bet he stole from my cupboard, me white shirt addict i freely and unfairly admit... this is the thing phroid ji, most ladkis are thinking they be pagal par cute ladki while skd-ing with asr, me thinking me the one in white shirt... maybe what the wise arshihamesha says of heer pyaar inflicting me, becoming bhun bhith the bhelubbed. 🤣
Phroid is having a breakdown and feels the need for a break.
Phroid : I think i should go water my plants now.
He starts to wear his shoes.
But our Ladki has phainted at the very sound of plants that need watering.
Phroid is back to 😕 He looks around for clues as to what to do next. He spots her phone..a deep red background with scarlet stars catches his eye. He picks it up and reads the page.
Ladki wakes up. Anger permeates through the room. told yeah... this is convergence or some deep sounding thing. hai mera gussa, hai mera gussewala. did ya know my mother was caled gussa masi. call doc phroid now instantly, it's getting more complicated.
Ladki : humaara phhoon humein waapis kijiye.
Phroid has no clue what that might mean. He lowers his eyes, his gaze trapped in the page yet again. ArshiH's Pondering dots capture his imagination. He finds something there he knows he can use. Everything comes with translation, you see.
Phroid 🤓 : Tum theek ho?
Ladki : what the. you phraud. how cuj you? how dare you?? gimme my phoon right now. i'm done here.
Phroid : But i am not. This is fascinating. I need to delve deeper.. i need a name... what should i call myself...aah...maybe sigif802? Right!
and i'll move to lower case too. it's groovy...no, what is DurgaS's poem in there somewhere...it's dhak dhak!!!
Ladki : lower case. ha. in that case, sir 😡, lemme also inform you that i hate exclamation marks.
Phroid is by now in his own SKD. A victor. A true interpreter of all things complicated.
Phroid : just come back tomorrow and we'll talk. as for your fee, forget it, you're on for free. (he tries and fails with the lopsided...and then finally he speaks).. humein koi faraq nahin padta.
Phroid stares at all the chats on Ladki's phone longingly...
Ladki gets off the couch and snatches the phone out of his hand.
Ladki : what. crap.
She wears her mojri and marches out, banging the door behind her.
😆 😆
okay, i am trying to keep still and not roll on floor and other sundry parts of home and furnishing. this should go to the main forum. please. and pilleeejh too. because, aaj i want to tell you, mujhe faraq padta hai. bas.
brilliant. 👏 imagine a series of those dotty looking emoticons clapping gleefully and with respect, the kind my neph yells about.
btw flattered that i have been observed itni kareeb se. and next time when i go to skd, other than the dream analysis man who does not understand the meaning of phoon, may we also have a helicopter landing appearance by the dream maker himself.
and more bakbak shortly on this bhery same topicwa.
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