The kidnapping track has come to an end in IPK Telugu and now the RM court case, i.e. Shyam's revelation 1 has started. While watching it, remembered that there was a humorous picture post at that time about how no matter what anyone would say, Arnav wouldn't say a word. That led to some funny thoughts which I am sharing with you.
Arnav finally enters RM. Everyone looks at him shocked. All make a dash towards him, Mami wins the race.
'Arnav bitwa, tum aagaye!' (Arnav, you have come!)
Anjali: Chotey, ye kya? Kya haalat banali tumne apni? (Chotey, what's this? What state you made of yourself?)
Arnav: Di, I am fine.
Anjali: Kya fine? Zara khudko dekho. Kya thaat se suit boot pehenke nikle they ghar se, aur ab iss tarah laut aaye ho. Un film walon ne pehenne ke liye kapde nahin diye kya? Lagta hai theek tarah se khana bhi nahin khilaya. Kaise 'Sukhi, Sukhi' kehte kehte nikle they, ab ekdum dukhi hokar laut aaye ho.' (What fine? Just look at yourself. How elegantly you had left the house wearing suit and boot, now you've returned like this. Those film people didn't give you anything to wear? Looks like they didn't even give you proper food. How you left saying 'Sukhi, Sukhi'(also means happy), now you've returned completely dukhi (unhappy)).
Nani: Arnav bitwa, ka chup khade ho? Kaahe kuch bolat nahin ho? (Why are you silent? Why don't you say anything?)
Mami: Ab Arnav bitwa bhi kya kare bichara. Wahan phillum mein kitne saare dialogues bolna pada hoga. Bol bol ke thak gaya hoga. Yahan to kam hi bolta tha, apni aankhon se hi saari dialogue baazi karta tha. Shooting ke liye kitna bhagaya bitwa ko. Ab dekhna, picture release karney mein magar koi jaldbaazi naahin karega. (Now what will Arnav do, poor guy. Wonder how many dialogues he had to say in that film. Should have got tired after all that talking. Here he used to talk less, used to convey all the dialogues through his eyes. How they made him run here and there for the shooting. Now just see, they will take their own sweet time in releasing the movie.)
Shyam thinking: Lo, aa hi gaya hero. Aur 15 din extend kar leta to kya jaata. Achcha khasa footage kha raha tha main. Ab thapad kha ke jaana padega. Chalo kuch din main bhi chutti maar ke aata hun. Bahut saare camera bhi to khareedne hai. Pata nahin sasti wali kahaan milengi. Jaane se pehle zara dekh to lun kitne saare camera lagenge. (So the hero has come. Couldn't he have extended to another 15 days. I was enjoying the attention on me all these days. Now I will have to take slaps and leave. Well, I will take some days off. Got to buy lot of cameras too. Wonder where I will get the cheap ones. Before leaving let me see how many cameras will be needed.)
NK thinking: Wah, I am so happy today. I never thought that in a scene where Nannav is also present, I will have some angry and serious dialogues.
Akash thinking: Achcha hua Bhai waapas aagaye. In filon aur papers ke beech mein jaise phas gaya. Meri Payal bichari kitni udaas lagne lagi. Shaadi ke baad theek se romance bhi nahin kar paya. Blaster ladkiyaan bhi meri khilli uda raheen hai. Kuch karna padega. Sochta hun US wale project pe kaam shuru kardoonga. 4-5 mahine mein baat banjayegi aur main aur Payal US jaa sakenge. (Good that Bhai has come back. I was like trapped in these files and papers. My Payal too seems to be sad nowadays. I couldn't even do any proper romance after marriage. The blaster girls too are making fun of me. Should do something. I am thinking I should start work on the US project. Within 4-5 months, it would be done. Then me and Payal can go to the US.)
Payal thinking: Chalo kahani aage to badhegi. Ab humey chameli ka tel aur unche edhiyon wali sandal pehenke time pass nahin karni padegi. Kitne bore hogaye the hum. Wo hotel wala ladka bhi phir se nahin mila. Socha tha usko dekhkar Akash jalne lagenge aur meri taraf dhyan denge. (Now the story will move forward. I don't have to put jasmine oil or wear high heel sandals for time pass. How bored I was. I didn't even meet that boy from the restaurant again. I thought Akash would start feeling jealous and he would start paying attention to me.)
Khushi thinking: Kitne dinon se iss blue dress ko pehanke shooting kar rahe hain. Aaj badal paayenge. Magar pehle bahut saare dialogues bolne hain. Ye Shyamji ko lawyer hi hona tha kya? Har baat ko aise nikaalke phek rahen hai jaise kapde par dhool jhatkaate hain. (From how many days I am wearing this blue dress and shooting. Today I will be able to change. But before that lot of dialogues to say. This Shyamji had to be a lawyer? He is rejecting every matter as if one removes dust off the clothes.)
Arnav could mehsoos/feel that Khushi wanted to change.
Arnav thinking: Khushi mera kya? Main kitne dinon se inhi kapdon mein hoon. Arey bhook lagi hai yaar. Lekin yahaan khana to kya, peene ke liye bhi koi nahin pooch raha hai. Ek kaam karta hoon, mere jagah BD ko khada karke kitchen mein jaake kuch kha leta hoon. HP wahi hoga. (Khushi what about me? From so many days I am in these clothes. Feeling hungry yaar. But here nobody is asking me even for drinking, forget eating. I will do one thing, I will make the BD stand in my place and go to the kitchen and eat something. HP should be there.)
HP is serving food to Arnav and thinking: Arnav bhaiyya ka haal kitna bura hai. Pehle zara chai ya juice unpar girti to kitna daant te the. Ab lagta hai kisine unpar baalti bharke myl giradiya hai. Zaroor Arnav bhaiyya ne unki achchi tarah se dhulai ki hogi. (Arnav bhaiyya is in such a bad state. Earlier when some tea or juice would fall on him, he would scold so much. Now it seems someone has emptied a bucketful of dirt on him. Surely Arnav bhaiyya must have bashed him up nicely.)
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