Hola SGs 🤗
Looks like Shuttle Sobti, who had to detour to mush-ville yesterday, made an unannounced pit-stop at Snark-ville today, delaying its entry into the desi Cape Canaveral by a couple more days.
At this time, viewers would like to acknowledge the PH's efforts at keeping the patiently (NOT!) waiting millions entertained. They just have one question -- Should they resume the constant dumping of the garbage outside their front doors this week or wait until next week?
Viewers would also like to thank the PH for their help in bringing the forum snark back after the crash landing into mush-ville yesterday. Balance to banta hai,boss! 😉
So, Good News and Bad News from TRP Maata. The good news is they are steady; the bad news is they are not rising. Hmmm.. what could possibly be the reason??? 🤔
So where do they go from here?? Tell the story that they have been waiting to tell [and we have been patiently (NOT!) waiting to see] since march or appease TRP Maata and get to a steady 3.5 and up before doing the honors??
Hmm-- whattay conundrum??? More garbage outside the front doors or more garbage outside the front doors. Veeps Gyan says, when in doubt, go for more garbage outside the front doors. 😎
In other words, Follow the Money. You are welcome.😳
Now, Follow the Money, is what NK and Khushi are doing. Finally, after 6 weeks of detective-giri, they are sniffing the right trail. And for all you online phangirls that want to see the logic boat-wa, here is one. Take Jiju's laptop, browse web history and find filtered gmail's from the specific bank.
Chaman...🤣🤣... Ah... weird sense of humor. 😳 bachpan se ... aapko nahi pata??? 😳
Oh Jiju has a new necklace with a locket that he loves very much. What could possibly be the reason??? 🤔
Moving on.
Car Chase ville through the Dilli (NOT!) traffic. NON-RM car follows RM car to random place, Suddenly-Shaatir takes an auto from the back gate and the Suddenly-Double-Shaatir snorts. Done that already, you Single Shaatir Sleaze! 😡Naani-ji, won't you tell me a random story that will show the Single Shaatir who the Double Shaatir around here is?
Moving on.
Random meal is served and Naani is missing Chotte. Is it payday already?? Maami wants to spill and drops hints. Double Shaatir looks at Single Shaatir and decides not to bite. Suddenly-Not-Shaatir-Maami is not happy. Naani-ji wants to talk to chotte. Single Shaatir is in a bit of tight spot here.
Moving on.
Never-been-Shaatir Payalia is trying rapid eye movements on the Will-Never-Be-Shaatir Aakash. Payal-ji, would you like me to call a doctor for you? No, Aakash-ji, why do I need a doctor when I have Bua-ji? Next Raam baan nuska, Mogra and Chameli ka Tel.
Chaman .. 🤣🤣.. Oh.. never mind. 😳
Payalia, really??? Aankh me takka??
Speaking of which, guess who else is trying Aankh mein takka?? With the kidnapper who has gun pointed to his head, no less?? Satyanash!!!! Why do I get a feeling that the box on its way to RM is going to smell like ... wait for it, wait for it ...CHAMAN!!!! 🤣🤣🤣
Thank you, CVs, for the snark fest. It feels so good to be back to normal!!!! Chaman and chameli ka tel. 🤣🤣🤣 Only Mumbai-ites would get this...
And to get everyone out of the filler wednesday funk...awesomeness! credit completely to the creator (SublimeSarun).
[YOUTUBE]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6_LtG_8c1E[/YOUTUBE]
CREDIT: found it in this post on the forum. https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/iss-pyaar-ko-kya-naam-doon/3047260/excellent-vm-by-one-girl