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Smriti

@serialjunkie

Rocker

+ 5

Posted: 13 years ago

#51

Originally posted by: Jayne

Ah! Got it! 😉

If (when?! 👍🏼) they do that, all the Queen's horses and all the Queen's men will not be able to put England and then rest of Europe back together again.

So in the interests of humanity across the pond... er... screw 'em! Go for it!

Jayne

LOL, I've always imagined myself as a business owner of sleazy merchandise. that is my dream job. must talk to my financiers LOL!!

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Jayne

@Jayne

Dazzler

+ 3

Posted: 13 years ago

#52

Originally posted by: serialjunkie

LOL, I've always imagined myself as a business owner of sleazy merchandise. that is my dream job. must talk to my financiers LOL!!

To be sure! I can see you as Madame Junkie. (Will you called one, ya think?!)

Don't forget to include food items in that merchandize.
Special edible oils, BS musk, BS chocolate, and the usual bags of goodies aside, stock some stuff for the 'geela geela poosta' lovers.

Like the alphabet 'poosta', be sure to include boobaroni and penironi 'poosta', too.

Can you just see 'em swimmin' in your soup?
Sigh!

Jayne

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DiamondLife

@DiamondLife

Stunner

+ 15

Posted: 13 years ago

#53

Originally posted by: serialjunkie

meri jaan, meri hindi kuch khaas nahi hai.
waisay aap kaha se ho? bharathvarsh ke kis rajya se ho??

see? my hindi stinks!!!

Woh jo rajya hain na..i will explain u on map..CAN I?? Pehle apne ko laptop ke samne hain aisa mehsoos kijiye..phir bharat ka naksa samne laiye..phir niche tukdo mein di gaye mahiti ko jodiye

Madhya pradesh ke left side pe..

rajasthan ki niche

maharashtra ke uper..

sorry right side samunder hain😆

Humm waise to bharat se bahar hai..pichele 10 salon se😆 but bahut hi anjan hai dunyavi maya se😆

ur hinglish rocks😃

It takes me 2-3 readings..but i understand completely with the help of dictionary😆

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Smriti

@serialjunkie

Rocker

+ 5

Posted: 13 years ago

#54

Originally posted by: Shastradhari

Woh jo rajya hain na..i will explain u on map..CAN I?? Pehle apne ko laptop ke samne hain aisa mehsoos kijiye..phir bharat ka naksa samne laiye..phir niche tukdo mein di gaye mahiti ko jodiye

Madhya pradesh ke left side pe..
rajasthan ki niche
maharashtra ke uper..
sorry right side samunder hain😆

Humm waise to bharat se bahar hai..pichele 10 salon se😆 but bahut hi anjan hai dunyavi maya se😆
ur hinglish rocks😃

It takes me 2-3 readings..but i understand completely with the help of dictionary😆

Kem cho Ben?

Gujarati?

My Hindi gone rusty due to lack of use. Madhya pradesi hain hum lekin kuching nariyal mix hain

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Smriti

@serialjunkie

Rocker

+ 5

Posted: 13 years ago

#55

Originally posted by: Ilovemsk
Confused but funny ;)

Why confused, tell me year, I will help clarify.

Today lot of people said my post was confusing.

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Smriti

@serialjunkie

Rocker

+ 5

Posted: 13 years ago

#56

Originally posted by: Shastradhari
@SJ:

Gujarat..ha..

we r neighbours..
majama chun

Mast mast

There ends my knowledge of Gujarati

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A.CynicMystic

@A.CynicMystic

Inactive

Posted: 13 years ago

#57

That was some phunny phunny stuff. These ORVA people toh sharrif log hain. Agar hum hote, toh kab ka ASR ko utta lehthe (kidnap, shidnap) Gul would fall on her knees begging and do my bidding

Edited by A.CynicMystic - 13 years ago

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Blue Rose

@uniquebluerose

Dazzler

+ 3

Posted: 13 years ago

#58

Well sorry to say but then i get the Vultizer award which is bit higher than than Multizer award!!!!

Vultizer is like Anjali while Multizer is like Shyam or Aaksh or even Khushi the other unimportant side characters!!! so now you know which is more important (gives a bubbly like evil smile)😈

you have got all the reports wrong ORVA is now failing group of villains as mostly the villains either die or reform in the end!!!

The sabardast twist (illegal step sis of Zabardast!!!) in the mortal combat world of IPK is the bubbly is the actual villain with part time cupid role!!!

The latest spoilers (unconfirmed with people who have never visited the sets or even care about watching the show) is the Bubbly with all innocent villainy will end up separating Aakash and Payal the the coupe who are actually made by DM to make war...ie one MU the other other MUs the first and have MU inception!!!the couple who share eye-locks full of hatred mistakedn ads love and rub each other away the wrong way thus have rub-a way...which some have mistaken to be urdu waord Rabba ve ...Ok coming back to the news so the couple who were assigned to be together to make hate will once again join hand in unite Payash mission and use all the available plots from bollywood cinema right from Chalte Chalte to Khabhie Anvida na kehana (oops sorry wrong movie!!!) and in the end bothe will end up consummating their hate story to love story!!!

Thus the story will go on five years after which there will five year leap by then Bubbly will be oh not so beautiful vamp and will succeed in separating Khushi and Arnav...yes she has changed her target her actual love was for Arnav...Aaksh was juts ploy and she also realized Aakash spent his intimate family time with Payal doing laundry, chicken curry and chikancari work so she has decided to shift her focus!!!

But again she is in for disappointment as contrary to popular belief which she gathered from the OSs, FFs and SSs in IF...Arnav Singh Raizada is not what he is portrayed and censor board and Indian association of terrace flashback is is responsible for that!!!

The "poor me ideal women serial heroine" have filed a case against Gul Khan for portraying a heroine who is not a typical bahu who tries to win her husband back or let him live with her saut but as comedian who entertains her hubby so much the all the other thoughts leave the husband!!! and he ends up being plain irritated and Glycerin sales associates have also filed a case as glycerin which is brought by almost every daily soap production house is not bought by 4 lions production house.

So Gul Khan is in trouble!!!!! she is trying to explain the Khushi cannot do all that as there is no other women involved but a only man...but as other serial woman do not feel satisfied it falling on deaf ears and yes i also heard from totally unreliable source that the male lead of IPK will be kidnapped by BCCI and Set max as he seems to have replay of the terrace scene more times than they replay a boundary or out. They have perfect strategy where his wife will believe that his Jejhaji will kidnap him and audience will believe that he is taking the well deserved rest!!!

phew after this nonsense by brains RIP!!!

Edited by uniquebluerose - 13 years ago

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neverbefore

@neverbefore

Voyager

Posted: 13 years ago

#59

Now this is the sort of article they should be posting in the Times of India...The Times (London)...The New York Times...The LA Times...The Financial Times etc etc etc

I can just imagine people at their breakfast tables, on the train, at their desks wearing the same expressions as Arnav when he's listening to Khushi's nonsense during the terrace scene...😊

Edited by neverbefore - 13 years ago

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docgirl

@docgirl

Dazzler

Posted: 13 years ago

#60

🤣 SJ, love the reportage Rag1ni and you have got going. I hope we see more investigative journalism. We might need lots of support while Sobti is away... the BS on the other hand will likely be in flourish mode!

ORVA-wa is wah-wah 👏 --- no villain worth his name will countenance Shyam winning awards for this shameful villainous showing!