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Rose

@stranger2rose

Sparkler

+ 6

Posted: 8 years ago

#11

oh my god Ruchi...that was hilarious 🤣

lipishtick ki kasam it was 😆😆

And Mr. Raizada, you're absolutely right ...your voice , eyes , hair, glares ...everything from top to bottom ... left to right makes us go weak in our knees ..sigh..no..hyper ventilating.. in fact we can't stop ourselves from

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-MIMOSA-

@-MIMOSA-

Dazzler

Posted: 8 years ago

#12

Ee liyo...hum bhi yahan pahunch hi gaye, hello hi bye bye.
Aur aatey kahey naahi, Ruchi bitiya hamaar faborate writer bitiya hai...

Iss naatak ka toh hamein kono ataa, pataa, mobile number, fax number pataa naahi hai, par hum Ruchi bitiya ki lekhni se sab hi samajh gaye... hamar bitiya badi honahaar hai.

Advay bitwa ki Atam katha...
Padh ke laga mano bitwa ke mashtishk ki ek ek koshika ro ro kar apna haal bayaan kar rahi hai...humei sab sunai diya bitwa... hum samajhtey hain, hum jaantey hain...ee jo chaaro taraf se atyachar hui raha hai na uska darad hum jaan gaye...
Humey accha laga ki aap apni pankhiyon ka haal jaantey hain aur samajhtey hain...aur iss baat se pankhiyaan aur fidaa hui gai aap par...

Waise hum bataye dete hain, uu jo aapka chota wala bag hai na, uski andar wali jeb mein humne 4 baatle badhazmi ka chooran rakha hai, jab ho kha liyo, hello hi bye bye...

Ruchi,
That was hilllarious!!
Loved it and enjoyed reading it.
Do write more...you know how I love to read everything you write...
Likho aur bindaas ho kar likho...
This one was terrific!

Edited by -MIMOSA- - 8 years ago

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albmum14

@albmum14

Inactive

Posted: 8 years ago

#13

Bah, Ruchi, when did he give you his phone?

Was this off the record?

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Pixiepixel11

@Pixiepixel11

Stunner

+ 36

Posted: 8 years ago

#14

That was just bang on analysis.
Loved it so much a totally hatke take on the show.

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_Chaverah_

@_Chaverah_

Dazzler

+ 5

Posted: 8 years ago

#15

I AM USING THE GIF AS MY SIGGIE!!!

Just look at him *drops dead*

I swear, I've spent quite a few minutes drooling over the three Baruns and every little move he made

Bonanza ko bear waala huggie 🤗

You had me at the Hi, Ruchi. You had me at the Hi.

God, I know these are your words, but hell, I could hear Barun's voice in my head and Advay smirking in my mind as he recited these words.

So yeah, thankyou for helping me establish that I am a goner case, with shath prathishath certainity.

What's with the constant blushing and hyperventillating? How dare you ask this Babua?! First you go ahead and seduce the hell out of the frames and leave us all in sweats and now you find it amusing, eh?

Um..neembu paani chalega, btw. But I dont mind trying the others too, ya know?

Aw man. Good old days indeed. I feel ya, mate. I feel ya.

And I must agree. You need to get those glares back. I can hardly imagine the torture your eyes must be going through.

Move around? I have no idea how they are brearthing beneath all that clothing and like you put, the bobs and hangings.

And Maasaji toh is just trying to stick out like the sore thumb, I guess?

the Engish wali mausiji. The same mausiji who's swallowed the Hindi to English dictionary wala shabd kosh. And can't stop vomiting its contents. The one who needs to stop ogling me. It's getting more than a little weird. Let's hope her red wala laal lipashictek doesn't come anywhere near me. Another reason why I'm okay with covering myself with lots and lots of fabric. Shudder.

THat's it. I can not help but laugh at this. Oh damn, Ruchi! That's the most honest and hilarious take ever!

The other Mausiji has illusions of being the descendent of The Riddler himself. Beats me how deluded people can be. Classic example here of a triumph of SKD over AD, don't you think?

🤣 Holy effing hell!!

Coming to her three betis... what is this strange predilection for having all the women in sets of three? The senior jijjjis, the junior jijjjis, even the blondes who'd dropped in apropos of nothing during the aarti came in a set of three. And I'm the one called Ajeeb here!

THat..I completely agree!!!

And thanks for the heads up, man. I bloody need that. *shudders*

My dimaag is the one jisme jalti hai badle ki aag...
The one she provided the sparks for. The one she fanned. The one that burnt to ash my innocence. The one that killed my parents. The one that snatched my brother from me. The one that burns like an eternal flame in my eyes.
After all, jo sach hai woh sach hai.

Those last few lines. Damn, Ruchi! It was going so hilarious and amusing and funny and you just had to drop the bomb, dint you?

Loved this post yaar!

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Arshi67

@Arshi67

Sparkler

+ 13

Posted: 8 years ago

#16

Originally posted by: Viji79
Oh my God!! What was that?!!! I mean, it was amazing.

Thank you! 😳

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Arshi67

@Arshi67

Sparkler

+ 13

Posted: 8 years ago

#17

Originally posted by: nzmonica
Kitni ada se he tells us of his kashmakash.

Usski Adayein Bhi Hain
Hamari Mohabbat Bhi Hain
Usski Sharafat Bhi Hain
Hamare ASR Mein

Woh hamara Deewaanaapan
Woh usski Jaalim Adaa
Sharaarat Bhi Hain
Hamare ASR Mein

Hain na, Monicaji?! ;)

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2filmy

@2filmy

Trailblazer

Posted: 8 years ago

#18

Wow
Such an excellent piece
This is really Advay speaking to us
You have successfully decoded his mind
You have done it so perfectly

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Arshi67

@Arshi67

Sparkler

+ 13

Posted: 8 years ago

#19

Originally posted by: dhakad_chori

😆 OK that was really funny.
What to say Mr.ASR. you just drink so sexy ..sanskari type that we can stop ourselves from drooling on you.

Please do give us a nibu panni one

Cheap lighter or high-tech all I know is I Love you and o cheer up for you everytime your claclative mind is planning something.

Whenever you use any scientific trick my heart goes boom boom and you make me proud .🤗

Thank you 😳

The man compels one to discard any notion of sanskaripan, doesn't he?!

Edited by Arshi67 - 8 years ago