Take 5: Bhaiiya Mere...

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Posted: 7 years ago

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1. Junior Varsity (JV) bitwa is traumatized. Coz he just got bhai-zoned. By his own biwi. That rustling noise in the background is bitwa chewing on his own turban in anguish.

2. Varsity bitwa is determined that biwi won't follow him to Goa. So he checks the trunk of the car (in case she is stowed away like esstra suitcase), the underside chassis (in case she's clinging there like Spiderman), the inside of his jacket pocket (in case she sneaked into his wallet) and under his shoe (in case she...never mind).

Obviously - all these are more logical than her just following him to the airport.

3. Little League (LL) bitwa continues to play ruthless tycoon (RT), which includes ordering LL bitiya to pick up his playsuits and bottles of baby food. Unfortunately - RT'ness hasn't seeped in to the extent that he can actually get his butt out of bed before most normal daftars break for lunch.

4. Dadi is fed up - today marks the 4796th occasion she's sat down at the table, but wasn't actually able to eat due to phaimily nautanki. She oughta thank her stars - I think I recognize that jug of joo-ice from Gul's earlier show 5 years ago. The toast and unpeeled banana that bitwa was using churi-kaanta on could not be carbon dated for aging.

5. Pretender bitwa and fake bitiya are both obviously professional poker players. Neither one allows any expression to invade their faces - EVER.

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Arshi67

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Posted: 7 years ago

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Laagat hai Bhai zoning seems to be the order of the day in all of Gul's land 🤔

Waise, 5 saal purana joo-ice has its own special swaad 😳

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Hriju321

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Posted: 7 years ago

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Another Take 5 ? J,you are on a roll !

Bhai zoned by your own wife was hilarious ! And did you see how Varsity Bitwa was frisked by his wife ? She put FBI under shame !🤣 Must take few lessons from her in this matter 😆

Lets not talk at all about pretender Bitwa and will moll - both of them will put those marble garden statues to shame ! They are more stone faced and if you ever see a flicker of any emotion do PM me !

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lams

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Posted: 7 years ago

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loved the playfulness of varsity couple ... just makes my day

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soapsuds

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Posted: 7 years ago

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J Ve 🤗

Have to haunt this forum now that there is daily Take 5 . You are on a roll as always 😆. I haven't caught the episodes for the last two days. Dekh ke aate hain o jaana.

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Hriju321

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Posted: 7 years ago

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Originally posted by: soapsuds
J Ve 🤗

Have to haunt this forum now that there is daily Take 5 . You are on a roll as always 😆. I haven't caught the episodes for the last two days. Dekh ke aate hain o jaana.

O jaana...khoya kyoya reheta hain

Dil tadap ke keheta hain...

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Mahadevi

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Posted: 7 years ago

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Jamba ji, I'm answering your question of the previous post in this one. AU is a term popularly used in fanfiction culture, it stands for alternate universe. Sorry for the conphoosun. :D

Sigh! Bang on post as always. IB basically strains and stretches the viewers ability to suspend the brain into permanent pause mode !! It's a show that has fallen for grace and only good for trolling ; not fit to be taken seriously. I bet even the makers and writers take it seriously no more.

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-Jamba-

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Posted: 7 years ago

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Maafi for not responding bitiyas - when Murphy strikes...he strikes HARD! 😡

Jujube - koi roll woll naahi, I just pop up like a bad penny when the episode offers snark ka pitara 😉

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mainkyanaamdoon

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Posted: 7 years ago

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J Ji. You rawks!!

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Originally posted by: Hriju321
Another Take 5 ? J,you are on a roll !
Bhai zoned by your own wife was hilarious ! And did you see how Varsity Bitwa was frisked by his wife ? She put FBI under shame !🤣 Must take few lessons from her in this matter 😆

Lets not talk at all about pretender Bitwa and will moll - both of them will put those marble garden statues to shame ! They are more stone faced and if you ever see a flicker of any emotion do PM me !

@red - lol reminds me of Dr Who. Blink. Blink and maybe the statues will get you 🤣

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docgirl

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Posted: 7 years ago

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Busy festival weekend had me catching up with the Friday epi super late.

J, 😆😆😆 at the pretender couple being professional poker players. I wish I could feel an iota of sympathy for bitiya being cheated in love but the actress is so awful that she makes it really hard and of course bitua's wooden presence makes his "menace" toothless. Why the already bloated cast needed expansion is beyond me. 😕

The only bright spot right now is sadda Dilpreet and his biwi/behna. 🤣 JV Bitua is killing it, the bhai-zoning was hilarious and JV bitiya unknowingly served up bitua just deserts. They are the only reason to watch this sagging show. If the show doesn't buck up and give the varsity couple, the fulcrum of this show, something meaningful to do even their loyal fans will desert the sinking ship. Gul needs to read the writing on the wall.

Jujube as I live and breathe... great to catch you here 🤗

Rabba Ve all 🤗

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