Dear Sir/Madam,
I have been assigned to solve the ongoing murder mystery at Niamat house and this is my first weekly status report. Below are the results of my investigation so far.
1. I saw Bhabhiji #2 in the water with Bhabhiji #1 . Mamiji implied that Bhabhiji #2 was trying to kill Bhabhiji #1, therefore I will arrest Bhabhiji #2 under the charge of attempting to get rid of her suaten.
2. Bade Bhaiyya and Bhabhiji #2 were shot at/targeted, therefore I will arrest Mummiji under the charge of attempting to harm bahu #2 of the house.
3. Today I found Mummiji tied to the tree. This implies Mummiji is not the culprit. I am bringing in the tree for further questioning.
This mystery looks deeper than previously thought. Rest assured that I will not rest till all the leads have been actively pursued to their dead ends and perpetrator has been brought to swift justice.
Sorry for any spelling mistakes in this report. In order to get away from mamiji, I had to stand outside of Niamat House and type this report on my phone. I need to rush back into the house as I hear someone screaming from inside the house.
Jai Hind. Jai Maharashtra.
Cordially thanking you in advance,
ACP Rathod.