What if Ekta Kapoor wrote HP books! - Page 2

hahhahhhahhahhah!!khery potter...good 1 sam...and nicee topic! 😳

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dat ws damn funy!!!!

Heeeheeeheeee......

THIS wass soooooo funny!!!!!!! Thanks Anu!!!! It's a lovely post..... One of the most hillarious I've seen in ages!!!!👏

Thank god Ekta didn't ever think of writing HP!!!! I wouldn't have remembered the beginning!!!!!

Let's see whether I can continue with the apalling storyline......

By the 1000th installment Harry'd be 100 100 years old and had his great great great(100 greats!!!) grandchildren fighting against Voldy's(who's 100 999) 1000 great grand children who happen to share the(100 greats)grandma named Ginny!!!
Ohhh....and Harry would have two half brothers-one who's Draco's half brother and the other who's Voldy's son. AND, Lilly and James won't be dead. Lilly will return-alive and scheming against Harry...
AND..
Khary Potter will really turn out to be Ginny's son after all and Hermione will have another sonm who appears out of nowhere AND........

Oh I have no end to the utter rubbish!!! I'd go on writing for ages but my poor ENERGY!!!!

I'd better not risk it!!!!

THANK GOODNESS Ekta never DREAMT of writing HP!!!!!

Originally posted by: umrao_jaan

Heeeheeeheeee......

THIS wass soooooo funny!!!!!!! Thanks Anu!!!! It's a lovely post..... One of the most hillarious I've seen in ages!!!!👏

Thank god Ekta didn't ever think of writing HP!!!! I wouldn't have remembered the beginning!!!!!

Let's see whether I can continue with the apalling storyline......

By the 1000th installment Harry'd be 100 100 years old and had his great great great(100 greats!!!) grandchildren fighting against Voldy's(who's 100 999) 1000 great grand children who happen to share the(100 greats)grandma named Ginny!!!
Ohhh....and Harry would have two half brothers-one who's Draco's half brother and the other who's Voldy's son. AND, Lilly and James won't be dead. Lilly will return-alive and scheming against Harry...
AND..
Khary Potter will really turn out to be Ginny's son after all and Hermione will have another sonm who appears out of nowhere AND........

Oh I have no end to the utter rubbish!!! I'd go on writing for ages but my poor ENERGY!!!!

I'd better not risk it!!!!

THANK GOODNESS Ekta never DREAMT of writing HP!!!!!

thanx nutzie..

awesome thinking 😉

And yeah..in every book there will be guest apperances and those guest apperances wud be gud but wud eventually turn bad to kill khaary potter..

and den to sayve khaary potter sum one wud cum to his rescue frm no one but den unfolding chapters..this new person wud be khaary's enemy and wud be teaming up wid the guest apperance guy and all the rubbish will go on and on 😆

That is so true. I am just glad hat she does not wirte the HP books otherwise none of it will make sense. Oh yeah and if she did write the books. Harry will probably be on his 3-4th marriage by now 😆 😆

Originally posted by: crazymystery

That is so true. I am just glad hat she does not wirte the HP books otherwise none of it will make sense. Oh yeah and if she did write the books. Harry will probably be on his 3-4th marriage by now 😆 😆

hahaha..this is so true 😆

since the first 7 have been already written I have no problems with them.... but if ekta was going to write book 8.... onwards I would do better than either strangulate Ms. Kapoor or better commit suicide myself. then I wouldn't have to see that wonderfull story is going down the drain.

tejas

Originally posted by: albusdumbledore

since the first 7 have been already written I have no problems with them.... but if ekta was going to write book 8.... onwards I would do better than either strangulate Ms. Kapoor or better commit suicide myself. then I wouldn't have to see that wonderfull story is going down the drain.

tejas

hehehe..that was funny😆..well i guezz..there wud be barriers to entry for her to enter into the literary market coz she wud make a never ending stroy 😆

Harry will marry hermonine and then Ron will cause them to hate eachother and end-up marrying hermione. Then even when they are using walking sticks they will still not know who is who's child, and they will have this my-childre, your children and our child converstion all the time 😆

Originally posted by: crazymystery

Harry will marry hermonine and then Ron will cause them to hate eachother and end-up marrying hermione. Then even when they are using walking sticks they will still not know who is who's child, and they will have this my-childre, your children and our child converstion all the time 😆

oh my gosh ...ur expert in this..yeah ekta will drive everyone pagal wid her story...😆