What if Ekta Kapoor wrote HP books! - Page 5

Originally posted by: cool_pooja

Omg! Ur too much!! These had me laughing my heads! 😆 U have an amaxing imagination! And i totally agree about the leap thing.... 😆
Some more pts cud be :

1) Harry Hermoine would have defintly been together
2) Harry would have been living with the weaselys like thier son
3) Fred and George would have been evil
4) James and Lily would have come back from the death bed

Originally posted by: xMarauderx

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Kekktaaaa.....well me n sirius AKA niyu r kekta specialists...we make up Kekta Specialist Squad...KSS 😆 😆 😆

right u are there 😳

Well lets see....Kekta would deffo do a full 300 episode long twists during the Hermione-Ron-Lavender trianglulation in HBP 😆 😆 😆

uffo..u forgot vicky..it would be a square 😳

She would hv Lav-lav turn up as the villain...n she would 1) bribe some goondas to give some sleeping powder to Hermione during some party in her drink...n Hermione will lose her 'hosh'

and the gundas will make her lie down in some hotel room[seven star only] ready n waiting fr the new guy 😳

2) Then she'll send some other man into Hermione's life...n ask him to marry Hermione n ofcrs Hermy wld agree 😆 😆 😆

vicky na?? 😉

N Wonwon wouldn't agree n he would turn into
devdas no. 197896 😉

197898....rmmbr harry hu left ginny n lupin hu tried leavin tonks?

N then he'll start using his broomstick and start counting Hermy's window number in the Gryffindor tower n fly into it..the rest of d girls will ofcourse magically disappear...n ofcrse...Lav-lav will be busy plotting revenge on hermy somewhere else 😆 😆

i lyk this part 😳

n james ...how dare u forget the masterpiece episode we made up long ago 😡

petey....his lady love....touch me~dont touch me.............❤️❤️❤️

*ahem* does any1 want to kno more?? 😳😳

Originally posted by: coolniyu

n james ...how dare u forget the masterpiece episode we made up long ago 😡

petey....his lady love....touch me~dont touch me.............❤️❤️❤️

*ahem* does any1 want to kno more?? 😳😳

Originally posted by: xMarauderx

N now....Kekta would produce another soap abt the Marauderian era 😉

She'll turn James into a high class, rich spoiled n evil brat...who's always troubling Lily dearest..n he doesen't knoe any manners..n is always arrogant..always drinking booze..n ofcrs..he'll be a womaniser...along with Sirius 😆 😆 😆

N Snape will be this small, sweet, misunderstood guy...whose always bullied n he NEVER EVER goes dark...

N then Snape n Lily will meet in Slughorn's Potions classroom...n immediately they'll fall in love...not taking into account Snape's greasy oily hair or his stinky under pants

oh god ur gettin it all rong!! its nt ONLY lily n snapey...its a lily-snapey-sluggy 😳 ...sluggy loves lily loves noone love snapey loves sluggy...gettin the piccy now? 😳

But due to pressure from family(n Petunia will star as the evil sister..along with evil jiju Vernon Dursley 😉) Lily will hv 2 marry James (since she'z d adarneey bacchi of the parivaar) 😆 😆

i really wonder sometimes if vernon n petunia were forced into marryin each other too....😳

N then...James will be in his own nasha induced world in d beginning...n he'll torture Lily...but slowly n surely she'll make him fall for her..n then they'll fall in love n live happily ever after...

of crse nt slowly n surely...shell hate him for loooooong time showin no signs whatsoever of fallin in luv with him...so jamesie will plan *one ispeshul night* after wich lily will b madly in luv with him...😳😳

N then ..Snapykins will resurface as the husband of James sister...n torture Lily 😆 😳

u mean jamesies long lost sister,myrtle......tht wud explain why shes always moaning...bein married to snapey n all 😳😳

Originally posted by: coolniyu

and on and on..😆