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Sandhya

@*~Sandhya~*

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Posted: 19 years ago

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February 9, 2000

~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~
The "Harry Potter" series of children's books, written
by J.K. Rowling, is among the most spectacular successes
in the publishing industry, with all three books
simultaneously on bestseller lists all over the world.
Harry Potter is a young apprentice magician who gets involved
in all sorts of adventures, or something to that effect.

Of course Top5 wondered what his upcoming adventures might be...

The Top 15 Rejected Titles for
the Next "Harry Potter" Book
(Part I)

Harry Potter and the Naughty Schoolmarm, Mrs. Letourneau Harry Potter and the Throbbing Muscle of Love Harry Potter and the Revenge of Montezuma Harry Potter and the Sorcerer from NAMBLA Harry Potter and the Painful Rectal Itch Harry Potter and the Decline of Literacy Harry Potter and the Sticky March Issue of "Hustler" Harry Potter and the Sorceress's Sore Harriet Potter After the Life-Altering Surgery Harry Potter and the Curse of the Lisp Harry Potter and the Inflatable Sheep Harry Potter and Spinning Grave of Tolkien Harry Potter and the Trenchcoat Mafia Harry Potter and the Carnivorous Pony Harry Potter and the Over-Hyped Children's Author and Clever Marketing Campaign and the Number 1 Rejected Title for the Next "Harry Potter" Book...
Harry Potter and the Unexplainable Wad of Tissues

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Harry Potter and the Throbbing Muscle of Love
Harry Potter and the Revenge of Montezuma
Harriet Potter After the Life-Altering Surgery
Harry Potter and the Inflatable Sheep
Harry Potter and Spinning Grave of Tolkien
Harry Potter and the Trenchcoat Mafia
Harry Potter and the Carnivorous Pony
Harry Potter and the Over-Hyped Children's Author and Clever Marketing Campaign
Harry Potter and the Unexplainable Wad of Tissues