what harry potter would never say - Page 13

what harry would never say:
'the truth is ive grown rather fond of umbridge, i mean she may look like a toad but who cares, she was my favourite teacher'
'snape is my boyfriend'
'i wish i was in slytherin'
'i like achals specs more than haroojs'
'i was looking for a pair of silver sandals but i guess these silk slippers arent bad'
'reds not bad but i prefer pink myself'
'i wanna kill myself so i can marry mrytle'
'i love my scar'

cum on people cum up with some more 😃

Originally posted by: daniel_4ever

i think dumbly reallu like voldy tht's y he always talk bout him to him..a s if i care a damn.. let him do wateva he wants.. after he kills everyone.. no one will be there and he will all alone.. doing nothing then atleast he'll kill himself and join the other bad people in hell.. YAY!! no will be there on the earth.. everything will be lonely 😆 😆

so true, but then the animals can rule the planet...they will have freedom and...we will hv death....hmmm wait, we cant let that happen...KILL VOLDY KILL VOLDY KILL VOLDY

okay harry would never say:

'i love aishwariya, im famous, she's famous, we r perfect for each other, well except for the age difference, but who cares'

im a barbie girl
in a barbie world
hey hermione, i know wot yr thinking, wot am i doing in yr yule ball gown, well u see, it wasnt my fault, voldy dared me to, and i am not a coward....no plzzzzzzzz dont take it away from meeee, noooooooooooooooooooo'

harry: im growing my nails
ron: y
harry: y do u think
ron: er....so u can scratch malfoy...?
harry: no u idiot, so i can wear matching nail varnish

'this is a special song for, er...lavender my love...
(sings, well actually he kinda screeches):
If you believe in magic
Don't bother to choose
If it's jug band music or rhythm and blues
Just go and listen
It'll start with a smile
It won't wipe off your face no matter how hard you try
Your feet start tapping
And you can't seem to find
How you got there
So just blow your mind

If you believe in magic
Come along with me
We'll dance until morning, just you and me
And maybe, if the music is right
I'll meet you tomorrow
so late at night We'll go dancing baby, then you'll see
How the magic's in the music
And the music's in me, yeah

Do you belive in magic?

p.s, im sorry ron, but, u can have hermione, and im sorry ginny, yr just not my kinda girl...'

u know what? 😉 Screw order of Phoniex, its too much work, I will join the Death Eaters😊. Heromine u better hide I am off to get u! 😆

-aastha

😆 😆

Originally posted by: achal

":GASP:Did you know that Snape used to like my mom?"

i think that will happen 😉

'hermione could u help me make...a few horcruxes, cos i dont want voldy to kill me, it doesnt matter if some1 has to die for me, they r helping everyone that way atleast, and yr like really smart so im sure u can help me'

😆 nice ones harooj 👏


okiee wh harry wud never say?? hmm??
"i am in love with voldy poooooooooo!!"
"i murdered dumbledore"
"i love dancing with parvati"
"hermione! did u just wink at snape???"

:P not good?? i kno 😆

my parents umbridge n snape!!!! yay 👏 i ❤️ them

Well through 16 pages i can claim that the most repeated statement has been "I love voldemort!"

well my guess is,

"Mrs. Weasley, will you marry me?"
"Ginny... i have always liked you like a sister."
"Hermione.. i have the hots for you!"
"Ron hates you Hermione!"
"Dude, that is crap!" --- ok i said this one cos im using american slang and not british, so JKR will deffo not make harry say that!

Originally posted by: vaish_ashiyuvi

Well through 16 pages i can claim that the most repeated statement has been "I love voldemort!"

well my guess is,

"Mrs. Weasley, will you marry me?"
"Ginny... i have always liked you like a sister."
"Hermione.. i have the hots for you!"
"Ron hates you Hermione!"
"Dude, that is crap!" --- ok i said this one cos im using american slang and not british, so JKR will deffo not make harry say that!

but that's really fun especially the ginny one😆

I think he wud never say "Voldie i wanna help u take over the world, or maybe "Dumbledore ur an idiot n oldie!!" 😆 😆

harry potter wud neva say, i am a memeber of india forums and my username is goth princess