what harry potter would never say

hey guys

ok here u can post wht hp will neevr say

like :

ah..malfoy..umm..ahhh..will uermm...go to the yule ball with me ? THERE I SADI IT !!!!

or

colin..sweetheaart please go find reeta skeeter for me ?

hello proffesor snape, yr looking gr8 today. i must say black really is yr colour 😆

harry would never say
'umbridge was the best teacher ever' (in a serious way, he may in a sacastic way though)
'i love voldy'
'hello voldemort, dear. can i ask u...do u wanna be my friend, cos i'm fed up of duelling'
'neville, i'm in love with trevor'
'im a barbie girl
in a barbie world
oh...hello hermione'
'hello, draco...would u like to join me in hogsmeade next weekend...please, please, please...i beg u'
'shut up snivellus'
hermione, i think dobby loves winky...u want elves to be treated like humans, right...so get them married then'
'next yule ball, im wearing pink'
'yum, cockroaches...my favourite'
'boohoohoo'
'professor snape, i know u explained wot to do ver nicely a minute ago...but as i was talkin i didnt hear, so can u tell me wot am i suppose to be doing'
'ronny, my boy...how are u'
i'll send more later. 😆 😳

'im a barbie girl
in a barbie world
oh...hello hermione'

LMAO, that's hilarious. Jeez, you've imprinted that picture of Harry (or am I thinking Dan? 😆 ) saying that. It's rather disturbing. Really. 'Cuz now suddenly a pink dress and frilly bows and long blonde hair is propping up in my mind on Harry (Dan?). And it's REALLY disturbing *shakes head trying to rid that picture*

Anyhoo, back on track. I can't think right now, but if I come up with anything I'll post.

"I might've never mentioned before but growing up with the Dursleys were the best years of my life!"

"Dudley is skinnier than a muskrat!"

SIMI 😆

he would never say:"dudley is the sexiest boy i have ever met"
professor sanpe is my favourite teacher in the whole wide world
hermoine ron says he loves you{well if he says this ill be grateful to him}
i love u pansy
draco plz marry hermoine plz plz ill fall to ur feet

uncle vernon u rock the most

peeves will u marry mrytle

"Draco is my best mate at Hogwarts"
"Pansy will you marry me?" 😆
"I love spending time with Myrtle"
"Ron! i got you a chocolate spider for Christmas!"
"Voldy baby, lets stop fighting"
"Ron can i borrow your Dress Robes, you know the one which you wore for the yule ball"
😆 😆 😆
will b back with more later...

harry wud not say...

voldy..i respect u..
ron..i hate u
i am a girl
i am in slytherin
hagrid u r a git..
😛

Dobby ur my best friend.
I dont like being a gryffindor.

hmmm... lets see....
had some buzzing in my head when i was wrkin in the kitchen.... but they seem to vanish now...
oh well let me try again...
"Dumbledore was a lunatic"
"i love blast ended skrewts"
"Grwap is like my HUGE little brother"
"Hagrid's pets are choooooo chweet"
"Mcgonagal loves the slytherins"
"Snape awarded me 100 POINTS!"
"Snapey Poo is the best"
"Drakie Pal, Happy Initiation!"
"Myrtle, I Love You!"
"Hermione, you are a bookworm with a buck tooth"
"am better than oliver wood"
"voldy, sweetheart here i am ready to sacrifice myself for you"
"i want to kiss millicent bullstrode"
"pansy, can you help me with my potions??"
"Neville u and ur pet treveo may very well go to hell"