DOTW - Be Evil - Choose Voldy’s Mate!

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Morgoth

@Morgoth

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Posted: 19 years ago

This week's scenario:

Lord Voldemort has been feeling a bit lonely, now that he is over 50 years old and has finally decided to settle down in UNHOLY Matrimony. 😆

He wants YOU to write him a Personal Ad in the Daily Prophet.

E.g. of a Personal Ad (if anyone doesn't know)

Tall, Handsome man looking for beautiful, fair, intelligent girl, etc.

And He wants you to help him select his bride!

Your task:

1) Write a personal Ad for Voldemort in 5 lines

2) Four people have responded to your Ad:

- Dolores Umbridge

- Rita Skeeter

- Bellatrix Lestrange (she did this after killing her husband 🤢)

- Nagini 😕🤢

Please select one person/thing to be Voldy's bride and give 2 reasons why you picked that person/thing.

Let the discussion begin! 😆

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Riddhi

@charmingal

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Posted: 19 years ago

[quote]1) Write a personal Ad for Voldemort in 5 lines

2) Four people have responded to your Ad:

- Dolores Umbridge

- Rita Skeeter

- Bellatrix Lestrange (she did this after killing her husband )

- Nagini

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Lonely, 50 something man, thin (well unhumanly, but whatever), Bald(not by choice), Loves to kill people, torture and mutter to oneself.On the verge of world domination, looking for a companion to see muggles die with. Should be as scary looking as me.Contact: Riddle house:45 65 99 99.

Dolores Umbridge:Firstly , very impreassive advertisement. Simply superb. You make quite an interesting image, coupled with ministry approval. Ofcourse, I know what being lonely is like, I'd make a great companion. Although, I don't agree with the scary looking comment, will ugly looking do? Faithfully:umbridge.

Rita Skeeter:Frankly, your ad seems to have been written by a fast quill too, that makes us alike. Oh, world domination- whats that like? sorry, habbit I guess, find an interview in everything. Hmm...why do you want a scary looking wife? Aren't you scary enough yourself?

Belatrix: Master, make me your wife. I'll do your bidding, and be there when we kill muggles together. Master..... I'm more scary looking than you. Master, I love your bald patch and those lovely red slit eyes. Master, you won't have to try and know me, we already know each other well enough. Master, pick me .

Nagini: SSSSSSSSSSS.....SSSSSSSSSSSSS.....SSSSSSSSSSSS

And the winner is:

Nagini.
But why her?

Voldie: She lets me talk.
She understands me.

Edited by charmingal - 19 years ago

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Morgoth

@Morgoth

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Posted: 19 years ago

Personal Ad:

Ugly, red-eyed, Harry-Potter-loathing murderer looking for an uglier woman who also hates Harry Potter with a passion.

A criminal record and an evil nature are also attractive traits.

Please contact Mr. Wormtail at 666-6666. Extension: 666

Choice: Bellatrix Lestrange

Reasons:
1) She has become ugly in Azkaban, so she will "look good" with Voldy
2) She can worship Voldy to her heart's delight!

Edited by MysticaMagic - 19 years ago

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shelly

@uvcraziestfan

Rocker

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Posted: 19 years ago

personal add 😆
wizard world criminam number one finding a biwi no1 to b a jodi no1 😆
tall ugly 50 above guy patime killing ppl ability to talk in snake language
want a girl compettent enuf to match him n who helps him in killing harry
for further details sms voldy to 1212

i wud chose umbrigde
evil minds thing alive
toad+snake=wow!!!!

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harooj

@sweet freedom

Inactive

Posted: 19 years ago

lol.
ad
mr tom marvalo riddle looking for young beutiful wife, who will support him, always. and never talk wen he is. they should be a talented young witch-no older than 25, who wouldnt mind becoming a death eater

my choice
nagini. cos she will never talk wen he is-and the others are too old

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Meha

@meha

Inactive

Posted: 19 years ago

Hmm mystica nice topic! 😉
Hmm here i start:

AD
A not-so-young Hearted man looking for a Not-so-decent-looking wizard who loves to hate harry potter and hates to love peaceful life!!!!
For furthur details contact MR VOLDY At the email address I_am_evil@i_hate_harry.com.......
Well i chose Dolores Umbridgecoz she is not only Evil but also hates harry and yes as a matter of fact she isnt decent-looking..... 😊

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Achal

@achal

Inactive

Posted: 19 years ago

Lol, nice game mystica!! And, nice avatar meha!!

Ad:
Tom Marvolo Riddle
Evil, likes to torcher ppl, hates Harry Potter
Bald, Red Eyed, Over 50, Looking for someone "cute" like him 😉
Should be able to keep up with him and his Death Eaters
And, if you don't reply HE'LL KILL YOU! 😈

Annnnd, his future wife is Rita Skeeter.. Because, just imagine Rita and Voldemort together, they'd be "perfect" for each other.. 😆 And, it would be interesting to see Voldy getting irritated by his beloved wife, and maybe Rita will keep her place after she's married to Voldy.. 😆 😆

Edited by achal - 19 years ago

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Unnati

@PixieDust91

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Posted: 19 years ago

Ad:

Evil, Potter-hating, half alive half dead, man. Looking for someone evil-minded and pretty. You will be tortured if you don't reply.

My choice for him would be.....Rita Skeeter!
Why? Because they both are a match made in heaven...I mean hell. Rita would love the attention she would get with being his wife. They both are evil and would complement eachother.

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Kay

@sweetsorrow18

Rocker

+ 3

Posted: 19 years ago

😆

IF TIMES - Matramonial Section

A not-so-handsome old man looking for a lovely companion roughly around the age of 50. She must be evil, love torturing muggles, have a passion for hating Harry Potter and must love to take long walks on the beach with my many death eaters. Furthermore, she must be willing to say my name atleast 50 times a day (yes....voldemort, the name that must not be named)....

If interested, please contact Lord.V at 123-500-EVIL
do not hesitate to email at lordv_hatesharry@evil.com

...5 days later...

😆

One --> Rita and Voldy look SOOO cute together NA?
Two --> Voldy can verbally abuse Harry through Rita

Perfect match made in heaven!

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Misha

@-misha

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Posted: 19 years ago

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A wickedly hansdome young(ummm...not really)man of the age ......ok i forgot...seeks a beautiful and a murderous girl who is willing to support me in my various trials to hatao harry potter from this world.Lord voldy(that's the nickname specially reserved for his soon to be wife) is a qualified murderer and would prefer awife who is working in the ministry so that she can do all the spying for him.If interested pls send an owl to the following address-

Voldy the shaitan@killharry.com

My choice for voldy will be Umbridge 😆
My reasons are-
1.umbridge voldy ko do din mein seedha kar degi. moreover she supports him in kill harry campaign. what more does he want!
2.She looks like a frog and he has snakelike features. 2 reptiles made for each other 😉

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