DOTW - Be Evil - Choose Voldy’s Mate! - Page 2

Voldy"s Partner in Crime...
Looking for a parselmouth with an evil mind as 😡 mine...should be tolerant enough to tolerate me with a bad eye sight as i am ugly looking no probs if she is blind......should help me to kill potter and has to be a bit beautiful and cunning as me.
PS....Parselmouth can be ignored.
🤢
Winner..... 😛
Bellatrix Lestange..
coz she has all the qualities voldy wants and Voldemort and Bellatrix's match sounds good,

a smart,cool,cute,dashing,middle aged and handsome dude 😆 in the devilish way in search of a bride who is understanding and full of un-noble ideas and someone who has the capable of thinking of new ideas to un-heal the world.someone who is ready to support him in all his bad jobs and as evil as mr.lord voldemort.DONT MISS THIS GOLDEN CHANCE....you maynot get such a one again....maybe you will have to be satisfied with a silver chance only... 😆

for more details contact:lord of the universe@devi.com


my choice:bellatrix lestrange.....

same evilish character....
one among the characters with very less number of fanz like dear voldy...
UGLY 😆

Originally posted by: MysticaMagic

:

Lord Voldemort has been feeling a bit lonely, now that he is over 50 years old and has finally decided to settle down in UNHOLY Matrimony. 😆

He wants YOU to write him a Personal Ad in the Daily Prophet

And He wants you to help him select his bride!

Your task:

1) Write a personal Ad for Voldemort in 5 lines

2) Four people have responded to your Ad:

- Dolores Umbridge

- Rita Skeeter

- Bellatrix Lestrange (she did this after killing her husband 🤢)

- Nagini 😕🤢

ok.. my Ad: tall,has a skull like face, likes to kill people 4 no reasons 😆,his followers are know as death eaters.. ( y on earth as he kept it like this.. do his followers eat the dead.. sick ) and he needs sumone who is brillant in doing sumthing different than others...

UMBRIDGE: Well it was nice but u don't wanna make fun of these Death Eaters coz they can come and kill u.. kidnap u... ( wat have i to do with u.. but still 😕 ) improve... then u can come to my I.S.. hope u know tht


RITA SKEETER: Nice,nice... but don't u think it is not tht good 4 an Ad.. u shud have sum special features likebeing an animagus like me.. and get to know bout their deep dark secrets... but how could u make an Ad at the age of 5 ( no.. i m 13. says me )... *( in her mind: i have to do sumthing.. make it more like GARAM MASALA)* 😆


BELLATRIX: Well after killing my own brother 4 u my lord.. i think u have to marry me.. EVIL AND EVIL LIVE 4EVER.... i'll make 2 it tht i serve u all i can.. JUS MARRY ME LORD... MY MASTER..


NAGINI: HSSSSS........HSSSSSSSSSSSSSS..............HHHHHHHHSSSSSSSSS SSS...
( means: marry me.. i m not gonna complain at all.. only a few people can understand me and u will not listen to me unless it is not imp)



OK PEOPLE.... DON'T MIND BUT I COULD NOT THINK OF ANYTHING ELSE TO WRITE.....

Appearance
bald. pale. over six feet. basically is a coffin dodger
his surgeon did a very bad job (he tired to look 30 years younger),has a tatoo of a pgymy puff but am not sure where 😆

Dislikes 😆
having baths, his pension (the ministy doesnt giv him enough), young ppl, babies, happy thoughts, yoga classes,
stress ball, hates being called voldie-poo, his girlfriends eating his pet snake(he keeps going back to the pet shop for another one), shrinks(counceller), doesnt like the book 'the ugly duckling', wormtail -his stalker, disenfectant, older coffin dodgers like the one wid the big white beard and am not tlkin bout gandalf, mirrors

likes
particulary fond of a *16 year old boy* (he thinks the boy his is grandson), killin N torturin luvs horror books, snakes,being an orphan, killing fellow OAPs, his favorites bands a the rasmus, evanscence, mostly goth rock, being depressed,

his life's ambittion iz to meet the devil


and the winner iz.............



no wait for it........................


the one and only..................


drum roll please.......................


dont forget the trumpets.........


(drum roll)
THE winneriz
the one and only miss
(tumpets and fanfare)
bellatrix lestrange


two reasons i chose her
1. she's has so much in common they r practically soulmates
2.likes to think she can still get a man even though she's at the ripe old age of...........now that would be telling 😆

😆 😆 😆 good ans r coming up...... 😛

😈 LORD VOLDERMORT...TALL ,SOMETHING OVER 50,COMLETELY WHITE SKINNED N NOT AT ALL HANDSOME,PERFECTLY EVIL WITH THE HABBIT OF KILLING PPL OFF DURING LEISURE TIME(WHEN HE'S NOT THINKING OF WAYS TO PLOT AGAINST POTTER)...LOOKING FOR A WOMEN WITH A SHREWD N SHARP MIND...SHOULD BE FOND OF DARK ARTS N MUST FIND PLEASURE IN TORTURING PPL...MAY NOT BE PRETTY BUT MUST HAVE AN EVIL MIND! 🤢
ASPIRANTS PLEASE CONTACT LORD VOLDERMORT AT THE FOLLOWING ADDRESS:
7th grave, graveyard colony,
murderer's street.
OR
contact l.voldermort at 7777777 😈




n the winner is...


NAGINI 🤢
(poor soul...her only love is voldy...anyways she knows him through n through after living with him 4 soo many yrs...she cared 4 him when he was in subhuman form n cares 4 him even now... n voldy unlike other humans understand her...she also fullfills the above stated requirements 🤢 )

good ad angie.... 😛 😛 😛

do we have to write the winner..???? 😕

😆 ok.. thank u hazelgirl..

ok my winner is.............. sumone frm them.. 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆

a very handsome man looking for a beautiful woman to become his life partner. the lady must be half his age (25) and must hate harry potter. she must give him information about wot is going on in the wizardry world and harry's life.
i think it should be rita skeeter cos she can find out pretty easily