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The Gulaal Show - as I see it.
Phir she became overconfident, and started taking all the decisions on her own.
Talli ki shadi back fired.
She refused to accept Kesar as her pati and also to accept his love as love, assuming Kesar wants to get her into bed Its Gulaal who has a dirty mind. She simply stuck on to her assumption. Ghar ghar mein bachey apne maa baapo se sawal kar rahey hain, Gulaal uss ke saath nahin rehti aur ye paap nahin hai.
Then she went to the panchayaat, and left the house.
Kesar followed her but as usual, he listened to her single track mind, Kesar is after my body.
Revaji started blaming Kessr and took Gulaal's side, enhanced her dheetness which gave strength to her assumption.
Revji visited Kesar and Jamnakaki in all her bhol-pan open full fire at him with her teers (arrows). and Revji shouted at the top of his voice. Thats scene is called 'when-the-sh*t-hit-the-fan'. It flew all around but mostly landed on Kesar. Kesar bechara hakka bakka reh gaya.
Here I identified a new business opportunity, they can open up a betting shop in the house, because everyone is so adamant / hard and fast to his or her opinion, unless they start losing money they will not learn the lesson. This was more like who will win the IPL final??? Gulaal ayegi ke nahin aaye gi. Whole Talsagra can bet.
When Kesar was standing in his room (probably trying to erase the nude sketches of Gulaal), Sudha steps in as a vampire and challenges him, that Gulaal will not come back.
Kesar was confident, nahin woh zaroor wapas aye gi. At this stage it also occurred to me that on the paper he may be making some game-plan as they do it in football, basket-ball etc. I was wondering that he has a fool-proof plan, but next day when Gulaal came back he was the one who was in a state of disbelief. Bhia kiss baat per sudha ko itna confidence dikha rahey thay.
Khair, now Gulaal and her single track mind .. probably this is what mothers tell their daughters about the boy nowadays. If he says he loves you, he want to get into your pants .. blah! blah!
Aaj kamrey mein roti dhoti rahi, but when she went to the kitchen, POW!!! Sudha was fully loaded, she was more angry because she lost the bet to Kesar. Now she started referring to the penal code of the family law article 430, Rights to enter the kitchen. Sudha exercised her rights as senior bahu, senior also because she had suffered more. Kesar, the mumbling hero, mumbled and then looked at Sudha when the teacher gets angry at you and you don't know what to say.
Gulaal, interfered and asked Kesar to keep away. Gulaal love being disgraced by others one on one. She is now the punching bag of the family. Jamnakaki and PaanBa resist to this attack by Sudha on Gulaal and Sudha agrees to let Gulaal in the kitchen with a condition that after Sudha leaves. Now we expect to see Gulaal in the kitchen during odd hours (late or early hours) when no one needs to eat the food. She should open up a late night food joint.
Sudha bhabi se beizzti karwane ke baad, Gulaal comes up crying and lo! Kesar is standing at the check-post. Gulaal sees him and tries to avoid like a motor-cycle wala tries to avoid a police-wala fearing challan.
Kesar blows the whistle, Gulaal stops and then Kesar re-iterates/re-affirm/re-assures that "I do solemnly swear that I have no intentions of getting you in bed" and hopes that Gulaal understands. Gulaal misses the word 'no' in the swear and just hears 'I solemnly swear that I have intentions of getting you in bed'. This is what she meant when she said mein teri neyat theek samjhi hoon.
Kesar than makes another decision (on a dime) that he will stay away from Gulaal. Kesar has turned into a Quick-Decision-Making-Machine but makes 300 decisions per second. As Gulaal listen to this new decision, according to the requirement of the scene she had to pose serious and gloomy, else she would have burst out laughing.
In the corner lurks a gori chitti beautiful doll, Talli and initially I thought she was laughing but then I recalled her acting abilities, I assumed she must be crying after I saw her tears. Zyada hansney se bhi ansoo nikal aatey hain.
If the smarter ones amongst you ever noticed that Gulaal sits in front of Vasant picture as if she is watching TV. The night before she left her house, she was watching Vasant TV without dupatta, She looked like a little girl and for a moment I thought it was Phulwa watching Vasant, till they showed her face.
So in her room as she is watching 112 episode 'My Lost Love' on Vasant TV, PaanBa walks in and it seems that she is not fond of TV and even ignore his own son's TV . But she tries to confuse the remaining Gulaal by making her aware that she is living in Kesar's room and hopefully does not fall prey to his advances or tries to answer his mindful questions, as to why he can't love a woman older than him (this might have offended Gulaal, women don't like mention of their ages when someone else does it) So that further worries Gulaal. Abhi tak Kesar is stuck at basic question, wait till he finds that what is the physical difference between him and Gulaal, (even Talli and Gulaal)
At night and in her room, Gulaal is ready and in anticipation of her 'forced-suhaag raat'. Kesar abhi apney pati waley rights exercise karey ga (although she told him clearly that all pati waley rights are reserved for Vasant (c) 2000) but Kesar walks into the room and picks up the seat cushion and walks out of the balcony. (for a moment I thought he picked up a parachute and jumped out) Gulaal waits with her eyes closed, and expecting .. now he would touch me .. slightly squirms in anticipation, and in the dark she even slightly pouted her lips. She kept her eyes closed for so long that she almost dozed off. Then she realizes that Kesar has not made any move. She looks down from the window and sees him lying on the ground. She feels bad, also because now he wants to stay away from her. Kal ko Gulaal iss baat par ghussay ho jaye gi, ke in spite of my living in the same room, he has not made a single pass at me.. Gulaal ko toh ghussay ka bahana chahiye. jaise peenay walon ko peenay ka bahana chahiye.
After midnight Talli walks in, she appears to have stepped off from the cinderalla pumpkin. And she gives one of the lamest excuse for being there. I am sure she came to watch the peep show of Gulaal and Kesar making out. When she sees Gulaal, she says two things, one ke batti bujhaney aaye thi aur aadhi raat ko Gulaal ka samaan lotaney aaye thi, when Kesar and Gulaal are living in the same room. Is Talli pervert?
Talli has grown up by leaps and bounds but somehow it did not effect her height and weight. She borrowed a wisdom tooth from someone and tells to Gulaal, 'jo ho raha hai ussey honay de, na terey haath mein kuch hai na merey haath mein.'
Talli looks at Guaal, she is worried and thinking it must be because of her, but for a change Gulaal is worried for Kesar sleeping in the open. Gulaal is slightly hesitant in telling Talli to go and cover up Kesar, Talli internal calculator malfunctioned as she jerked once or twice and then agrees. Has she not learnt her lesson. Now I think that she stole the wisdom tooth from someone dentures.
She goes down and covers Kesar up, he is awake, he looks at Talli, Talli walks away from him, she also suspects him after hearing what Gulaal assumption is. Kesar internal DMS (Decision Making System) gets activated and internally guiding him, ye Talli hai, ye toh Talli hai, ye kyun aye hai, then he hears another voice from within himself 'ooper dekh aur ooper' and he sees Gulaal standing in the window and then he internally wonders, did Talli come on her own and Gulaal caught them together, Gulaal suspects him (she might think Kesar has only sex on his mind! Chi!), aur did Gulaal send Talli. But one thing Kesar needs to be very very careful, Talli ka eik phera rehta hai, kahin trap ho gaya toh it will be a KTG (Kesar-Talli-Gullal) couple.
Next morning when Kesar comes to the room, he is not sure whether Gulaal is still there. Talli steps in like a sentry (sipahi), she does not salute Kesar but she is waiting for him to call him down for the breakfast.
PreCap: The world two most clueless people, like a blind guiding another blind, or from one loser to another, Talli says: Kesar you want to have Gulaal forver or you want to lose her forever.
Kesar's DMS gets activated, thinking for the response and no matter how many million times he thinks, the answer will be Yes or No.
Suspected answer.
Talli Kesar agar to Gulaal ko kohna nahin chahta to mere saath shaadi kar le.
BTW no one has slapped Talli on this show so far,, it is imminent. đ
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