PART 12
M-Geet
G- Oh stop it! Stop saying my name like that
M-I know you have no money. There's a black car with a driver waiting down
G-I need to search my things and take what I purchased, then take a taxi, go home, take bath and not take your help!
M-It's not help. Come or I am there to drag
Geet opens her mouth and does the whole speechless routine again
G-I...you...oh... you...don't
Kehkar she starts running
M-Take your packet!
Sab chodkar wo bhagi...idhar udhar dodging people
Bahar aakar she thinks she is being stupid. Really Maan ke around dimaag nahi chalta. She indeed doesnt have other options than accept his help
She calms down, looks around fir bhi kuch mil jaye to par, sab gayab...monkey cap bach gai, wo hi li
Maan peeche khada tha
M-Geet
She jumps
G- You have to say it Goldilocks, don't you? Every time you have to say it!
She stomps to his car
He chuckles
Geet gate kholkar baith gai
M-Take your thing
Maan car mein wo packet rakh deta hai
G-I am not taking it
Geet ne sarr pe wo monkey cap pehenli hoping ki wo brain signal shield karle cap kuch bhi karke
He is laughing
M-What is this? A monkey cap?
G-Brain shield
Maan kheench ke utaar deta hai
M-O don't hide your beautiful face like this
G- Nooo! Give it back. Give it!
Maan to nahi deta
G-Give!!
She says hand extended.
Kundi nahi lene ko, gloves hote to kund jati
Maan to nahi de raha
G-I am feeling cold ok. I get severe head colds. I need it. I feel as if my brain is freezing. Give it back please
Maan usko half modta hai, jisse head dhake face dikhe and puts it on her
G-I need to keep my nose and throat covered; that's how you catch cold. Don't you know that?
They reach her home and Geet gets off the car leaving the packet Maan gave her behind
She had just entered her home and had locked her door when the door bell rings
She opens
Saamne Maan ka driver
Driver-Madam
G- Kya hai?
Driver-Madam aapka samaan
Wo packet dia Geet ko
M- Mera nahi hai
Driver-Madam...sir ne to kaha tha aapko dene ko
G-To? Kuch bhi kahenge main karungi and why am I even arguing with you? Tumhe der nahi ho rahi? Kal hi tumhari wife ne tumse late aane par ladai ki thi. Jao yahan se!
Geet chali jati hai ghar ke andar
Driver is shocked
Geet ko lag raha tha ki bass ho gaya; once a day, khatam
Bass God ab raat boring bana do...no more please
Par uski bhagwan sunte kahan hai
Raat ke bajte hain 12
Geet ki lag gai thodi ankh, ho gaya late. Socha nahi aayega. Phew!
Geet to so gai thi asshe was sure ki aaj nahi ayega
So aaj Geet shorts mein hai aur sleeveless T-shirt
Achanak doorbell baji, baji nahi...bajti hi jaye non-stop
TIII
Geet almost misses a beat in shock and she determines ki mujhe ab burqa kharidna hai
TIII !!!!!!!!!
G-Coming!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Geet shouts looking for anything
Ab Geet ki doorbell bajti nahi thi generally aaj realize hua ki kitni shrill tez and unbearable awaaz hai
Kuch nahi mila upar pehenne ko
Geet aese hi bhag ke gate kholi, ek bathrob dala par wo bhi band nahi kiya samne se
G- Kya hai?! Stop that!
Maan apni drunk wali smile and wo eyes jo bass Geet ko penetrate karti hain
She is embarrassed and fumbles with the knot par band to ho nahi rahi. She is feeling all hot and bothered
He narrows his eyes...
M-You..you...lo..look...zivine (divine)
G- Sh...shh...shut up!
She stammers looking here and there
G- Aur ghanti bajana band karo!! Maine gate khol to diya
He comes in staggering holding the wall
He looks at her, pushes his finger on her forehead
M-ztupid..gal
She jumps back 2 steps
Pasar gaya sofe pe
M-Better..gimme z..keys...Maaz Zingh Khurrraana haze waiting...
G-What are you talking about? Which key?
Points his finger...showing ki yahan ki key aur kya
G- You want key to my house?
He nods...gulping from his bottle aur joote pehnke sofe pe phail gaya pair uthake
G-Hey!!! Ye kya tamiz hai??? Ye waise bhi saamaan mera nahi Gudda didi ka ghar hai ye unka saamaan hai
Maan ankhen band karke relax
Geet ke sawaal pe ek ankh kholi dekha uski taraf with expression ki she is just noise
G- Tum jawab nahi dete ho, sunte nahi ho, pareshaan karte ho aaarrghhh!!!!!
Maan ne TV on kiya, apna soccer match chalu
She clenches her fingers and stomps her foot
G- Mera TV hai!
M-Food!
k- Nahi hai! Pata hai tumne kitna khaya hai peechle dino mei?! Itna main 2 week mein nahi khaati hoon! Bhukad! Bhook lagti hai to restaurant jao, ye restaurant nahi hai
He keeps his feet on floor, struggles to get up.
Ek baar utha-phir baitha. phir utha-phir baitha
G- Kya kar rahe ho?
Then finally after some attempts balances on his feet; par ab haath mein remote
Shirt uthayi...remote ko pant mein adha tuck in kiya, staggers into her kitchen
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