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Priya21

@priya_21

Stunner

+ 9

Posted: 9 years ago

#401

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sagorika93

@sagorika93

Dazzler

Posted: 9 years ago

#402

Originally posted by: preetymaaneet
ZARA HATKE
IMAGE-8

maan- geet
geet- hmmm
maan- geet tum bhi wahi soch rahi ho kya joh main soch raha hu
geet- haan maan main bhi yehi soch rahi, isse pehle ki koi aya jaye aap chale jayea yahan se
maan- geet tum mujhe galat samaj rahi ho main yeh nahi soch raha tha
geet- toh fir aap kya soch rahe ho
maan- main toh yeh soch raha tha ki yeh bechare roses kya soch rahe honge ki hum kaha fass gaye.
geet- kya matlab aap ka????
maan- ab har kisse main himmat nahi hoti joh tumhe jhel sake.,
geet- how dare u maan, aap mujhe jhel rahe hai😲
maan- aur nahi toh kya aur ho bhi kyu na i m MSK no one can handle u other than me😉

i know this is stupid😉

nice one 😉

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sagorika93

@sagorika93

Dazzler

Posted: 9 years ago

#403

Originally posted by: idunno

zara hutke -picture 2
Hay Maan dekho dekho chaat...khani hai..?
Muje...?nahi to main itni UN hygienic place me katai nahi khaunga...! aur tumhe bhi nahi khane dunga...Geet looks up and said Oh babaji! dekho kitna khadus khavind mila hai jo bibi ki ek wish nahi puri kar sakta...chado main tumse nahi bolungi...
Maan are oh sona itni si baat pe ruth gai?...aisa koi karta hai kya...?
Geet pout and turns off face...and poor maan usko mana ne ki koshis kar raha hai ki dekho aisi gandi jagah pe khane se bimar hojayegi...he said ok jao tum kha lo ab to gusa thook do,she all of sudden turns back and said wada karo aap pahele kha ke dekho , phir muje khari khoti sunaiyega.
Maan kya musibat gale pad gayi hai...?bahot jidi hai, lagta hai bhagwan ne use aaram se banaya hai, ab ye paani puri kaise khaunga...aao bala muje hi maar, oh geet ek baat puchun?kya..? Pani re pani pni pani re pani ka rang kaisa...?
oh to sadhu abhi bhi soch raha hai ...thahero mai batati hoon...
pani re pani...ha ha pani re pani...abe o bhaiya chaal panipuri khila...and she stuff up pani puri in Maan's mouth and said pani re pani uska rang aaisa jisne khilaya hai us jaisa pani re pani pani pani re paani...ho ho...kaisi lagi ye puri mr Maan singh Khurrana...?hum...? attitude ki dukan...?
but maan realy like pani puri and without looking at geet he go on eating puri's and geet pouted her mouth and said oh...! patiji hum bhi yanha khade hai aap hume khane ke liye nahi puchenge? Dekh geet tune muje force kiya khane ke liye aur ab kaheti hai maat lhao muje do kanhan ka nyay hua..? bolo bolo...?
Geet dont listen to him and ask, bhaiyaji ek plate hume bhi do...!
Maan golgupe kaise lage ?
he came close to her ear and said meri rani jaise...she blush and than ask bhaiyaji sukhi puri uparse do?
Maan ye kya foogat ka maang rahi hai sharam nahi aati?
geey Araeee maan babu tumhe pata hai?
Golgape khane ke baad agar sukhi papadi na mile to ladki durga ka roop dhran karleti hai ye baat dimag mein baitha do maan babu...!
ye choti choti bate hi to zindgi ko khusiyon se bhar dete hai haina maan...?
Maan aur poori khilao bhaiya ...hume to ye chat bahot pasand aaya and smirks at Geet and she said what the hell you said to me...?
Maan, hure tu bhi kya chaat se kam hai...bolo?😉

superb 😊

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sagorika93

@sagorika93

Dazzler

Posted: 9 years ago

#404

Originally posted by: priya_21

No- no

It's just a bad dream

If anyone know about this

What about my reputation

We are dating from past one
year

And I never kiss her

.

When I try to kiss her

She always said same "kiss
wiss shaadi ke baad"

Usse phle just holding the
hand

And some time only hug

.

 *********

Geet

Geet

Geet : hey maan

Aaj subh - subh humari gali
kaise

.

Maan : geet you love me

Geet : of course buddu

Subh - subh pagal ho gye ho
kya

Maan : you trust me

Geet : no

Maan : you not trust me

Geet : maan wo kya hai na

Man trust ke layak hote hi
nhi hai

.

Maan : geet

Tum asa kaise soch sakti ho

After you're coming

I never see any girl

.

Am hurt

Geet : oye

Nautanki bnd kr aapni

.

Kissi aur ko dekha na

Teri aankhen na fod deni
hai maine

.

Maan : tu mujhe damki de rhi hai

Geet : ha

Koi shq hai tujhe

.

Ab jaldi bta

Yaha aane ka karan

.

Tere aaj kaunse dost ne
tere kaan bre hai

Maan : asa kuch nhi hai

Geet : maan

Eye contact for a man is
very important

If he won't look you in
your eyes he is simply lying to you...

Maan : can I kiss you

Geet : bs itni si baat

Oh maan

Tum bhi na

She pulled him closer,
encircled her hand around his neck...

Maan : tumhari tabiyat toh
thik hai na

Geet : sshh

Am perfectly fine
sweetheart

Maan : tum ye kya kr rhi ho

Geet : you want to kiss na

Itni dur se koi kiss thode
hota hai

Maan : today you not denied

Achank se tum kaise maan
gyi

Geet : maan don't waste the
time

.

He placed one hand on her
cheek...

Geet : maan itne pasine
kyun aa rhe hai tumhe

We just only going to kiss

Nothing more sweetheart,
she winked

.

She come more close, both
close the eyes, when she feel he coming
close , she open her eyes & lost in his face...this moment he looking so
cute, she want to pull his cheek, but now she have another plan for him... before
his lips touch her lips, he feel slap on his lips...

Maan : geet what is this

Geet : slap

Maan : par tumne toh

Geet : ye bhoot utar de
apne dimag se

Nhi toh tujhe apna
honeymoon hospital bad pe hi manana padenga

priya tumne toh geet ko bohot nirdayi bana diya 😆
awesome one

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Taahir

@taahir004

Achiever

+ 10

Posted: 9 years ago

#405

Originally posted by: preetymaaneet
ZARA HATKE
IMAGE-8

maan- geet
geet- hmmm
maan- geet tum bhi wahi soch rahi ho kya joh main soch raha hu
geet- haan maan main bhi yehi soch rahi, isse pehle ki koi aya jaye aap chale jayea yahan se
maan- geet tum mujhe galat samaj rahi ho main yeh nahi soch raha tha
geet- toh fir aap kya soch rahe ho
maan- main toh yeh soch raha tha ki yeh bechare roses kya soch rahe honge ki hum kaha fass gaye.
geet- kya matlab aap ka????
maan- ab har kisse main himmat nahi hoti joh tumhe jhel sake.,
geet- how dare u maan, aap mujhe jhel rahe hai😲
maan- aur nahi toh kya aur ho bhi kyu na i m MSK no one can handle u other than me 😉

i know this is stupid😉

Gosh !!! Maan missed an opportunity to get romantic 😆
he is more worried about the roses😆 😆

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Priya21

@priya_21

Stunner

+ 9

Posted: 9 years ago

#406

Originally posted by: tanuoberai
Nice super

😃

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Taahir

@taahir004

Achiever

+ 10

Posted: 9 years ago

#407

Originally posted by: idunno
zara hutke -picture 2
Hay Maan dekho dekho chaat...khani hai..?
Muje...?nahi to main itni UN hygienic place me katai nahi khaunga...! aur tumhe bhi nahi khane dunga...Geet looks up and said Oh babaji! dekho kitna khadus khavind mila hai jo bibi ki ek wish nahi puri kar sakta...chado main tumse nahi bolungi...
Maan are oh sona itni si baat pe ruth gai?...aisa koi karta hai kya...?
Geet pout and turns off face...and poor maan usko mana ne ki koshis kar raha hai ki dekho aisi gandi jagah pe khane se bimar hojayegi...he said ok jao tum kha lo ab to gusa thook do,she all of sudden turns back and said wada karo aap pahele kha ke dekho , phir muje khari khoti sunaiyega.
Maan kya musibat gale pad gayi hai...?bahot jidi hai, lagta hai bhagwan ne use aaram se banaya hai, ab ye paani puri kaise khaunga...aao bala muje hi maar, oh geet ek baat puchun?kya..? Pani re pani pni pani re pani ka rang kaisa...?
oh to sadhu abhi bhi soch raha hai ...thahero mai batati hoon...
pani re pani...ha ha pani re pani...abe o bhaiya chaal panipuri khila...and she stuff up pani puri in Maan's mouth and said pani re pani uska rang aaisa jisne khilaya hai us jaisa pani re pani pani pani re paani...ho ho...kaisi lagi ye puri mr Maan singh Khurrana...?hum...? attitude ki dukan...?
but maan realy like pani puri and without looking at geet he go on eating puri's and geet pouted her mouth and said oh...! patiji hum bhi yanha khade hai aap hume khane ke liye nahi puchenge? Dekh geet tune muje force kiya khane ke liye aur ab kaheti hai maat lhao muje do kanhan ka nyay hua..? bolo bolo...?
Geet dont listen to him and ask, bhaiyaji ek plate hume bhi do...!
Maan golgupe kaise lage ?
he came close to her ear and said meri rani jaise...she blush and than ask bhaiyaji sukhi puri uparse do?
Maan ye kya foogat ka maang rahi hai sharam nahi aati?
geey Araeee maan babu tumhe pata hai?
Golgape khane ke baad agar sukhi papadi na mile to ladki durga ka roop dhran karleti hai ye baat dimag mein baitha do maan babu...!
ye choti choti bate hi to zindgi ko khusiyon se bhar dete hai haina maan...?
Maan aur poori khilao bhaiya ...hume to ye chat bahot pasand aaya and smirks at Geet and she said what the hell you said to me...?
Maan, hure tu bhi kya chaat se kam hai...bolo?😉

Fantastic Update

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sagorika93

@sagorika93

Dazzler

Posted: 9 years ago

#408

Originally posted by: sophiexx

'Maan mind-games kaise khelte hai' an innocent Geet asked

'Tum he mind-games khelni hai' Maan asked with mischief

'Haan' came the instant reply

'Teek hai meri pass auwo'

'aur pass'

'aur pass' he kept saying his until Geet was completely masked by Maan, feeling
his breathe on her

'aur pass' he murmured against her cheek, feeling lost in the moment

'aur'

'Mujhe mind-games khelni hai, telepathy nahi' saying so she pushed him away

'WHAT!' a confused Maan cried seeing an equally confused Geet

Note: Its stupid i know 😳 but thought to give it a try