MSK: GK maine araha hoon ... tum daro mat...speaks to the screen...
Adi: Siiir... Siiir...
Coming out of his revive MSK: Yes Adi
Adi: mein cheque bandu 500 cr ke liye...
MSK: You can make it but if I sign then Police will put us behind bars for fraud case
Adi: frrraud case
MSK: Mere paas itne paise kaha hai... Sare tho geet ke naam pe hai...woh sign nahi karegi tho bank se paise kaise nikalo ge...
Adi: ohhh... tho phir hum kya kare siiirr ... police ko phone karte hai...
Adi picks his phone & calls 100...
MSK: Nahi ruhko ... marvaoge kya muhje... we can't inform police... they may hurt my GK
Adi : phir kya kare... Sir Idea...I had seen a ad in the newspaper of Akhri Pasta's New High Tech Detective Agency ... they take case through calls & solve it
MSK: You have their number...
Adi: Yes Sir...here it is...
Adi dial's it & handover it to MSK...
MSK opens his mouth to speak but he is stopped by the wacky voice of a man at the other end...
Welcome
To
||| Akhri Pasta's Hightech Detective Agency |||
Kiski janam kundli nikal ne ho
Ya kiski gair samband ki shak ho
Koi gayab hogaye hai ya gayab hona ho
kiska piche karna ho ya chudana ho
Chori, jalasaji, gabana, ya katl ho
Sab mushkil ka ek uttar
||| Akhri Pasta's Hightech Detective Agency |||
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Trust us & you will forget to trust others
I am a joking...
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Maan trying to be patient for his Jaan... As it is the matter of life & death for him
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Age ki jankari Hindi maine jane keliye: 1 dabaye
To continue in English: Press 2
=>2
To know more about us: Press 1
Corporate services: Press 2
Personal Services: Press 3
To repeat the menu: press 9
=>3
Civil crime service: Press 1
Criminal crime service: Press 2
For help in selecting the before menus: Press 3
To repeat the menu: press 9
=>2
In case of theft/burglary/break-in: Press 1
In case of Murder: Press 2
In case of Kidnapping: Press 3
For any other issues: Press 4
To repeat the menu: press 9
=>3
You have selected Kidnapping
Choose the person who has been kidnapped
Self: Press 1
Spouse: Press 2
Sibbli...
=>2
Invalid selection
Free advice: Never select your choice before given a chance..
Thank you for availing the services of
||| Akhri Pasta's Hightech Detective Agency |||
Trust us & you will forget to trust others
I am a joking...
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Maan gets irritated...& instructs
MSK: Adi... get this basic intro done... then I will take it forward...
Adi: Yeees siiir & takes up the phone & puts on the speaker & the same records starts again to boil Maan's anger...
Welcome
To
||| Akhri Pasta's Hightech Detective Agency |||
... Blah...
You have selected Kidnapping
Choose the person who has been kidnapped
Self: Press 1
Spouse: Press 2
Sibblings: Press 3
Friends: Press 4
Others: Press 5
=>2
And then suddenly Adi is shocked & the next moment scared with the glares he was getting from MSK
Adi: Siiirrr Maine galt press nahi kiya...yeh aapne aap start huvi hai...
Aao na gale lagalo na lagi bujha do na O Jaane Ja
Dekho Seene mein kaisi hulchul machi hai O Saajna
pa pa pa..
MSK mock: Thoo kya humare liye free add-on FM service hai ...jo mil rahi hai
Adi: Siiir maine phele try thodi kiya tha...
Dekho Seene mein kaisi hulchul machi hai O Saajna
Maana ki Life bohat busy hai parkabhi kabhi break lo
kitkat kaov kya patha aagle pal tumare liye kya leaye
Kitkat break bantha hai
Adi: Siiir yeh tho commercial break tha ... maine tho darr gaya kahi maine sach mein FM ka button tho press nahi kiya tha...
MSK: Shut up & continue with it Adi...
Adi: Yes Siiirrr..
Thank you for your patience
Precap of your selection:
English=> personal Services =>Criminal=>Kidnapping=>Spouse
And now select the detective category for your case
Local: Press 1
National: Press 2
International: Press 3
Adi: Siiirr Kaunsa choose karunu...
MSK starts thinking...well National & International ke liye paise bhi zyaada lagenge aur advance mange tho nahi de saktha main ab ... waqt bhi lagega une yaha tak ane mein...
Adi: Siiirrr kaha ko gaye...jaldi boliye ...warna yeh call bhi cut ho jayega...
MSK: Local ... press 1
Adi: Please Please please call cut mat hona please please please
=>1
Currently all the local detectives are busy please try after some days
Free Advice: Try calling us again ... you may get a detective available next second...
We solve cases in seconds
Thank you for availing the services of
||| Akhri Pasta's Hightech Detective Agency |||
Trust us & you will forget to trust others
I am a joking...
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Adi: Siiirrr Meri galti nahi hai...phir se ek baar try karoon
But MSK was lost in his own misery... Seeing him so lost Adi starts to give another try...
<><><> Flashback <><><>
Today Morning
MSK: No means no GK...you are not going alone...
GK: Mr. MSK... If I have decided once means I won't hear mine too... understood or should I make you understand.
MSK: GK pls yaar kuch tho samaj neki koshi karo... you are Mrs. MSK & you want to explore the city all alone in that metro.
GK: Yes Yes ... jane dona jaanu...I am really tired of going with all this security... nothing will happen to me aur waise bhi you very well know how to track my whereabouts too na...
MSK: But...
GK: Chup bilkul chup!!! And & don't act smart ...you are not sending my security behind me without my knowledge like last time ... agar kuch aisa huva na ... aapki kehar nahi.
MSK: Jo hukkum mere akka... par Jaan be careful & yes I know how to keep track of you.
GK: Chalo bye me leaving...sham ko milte hai... till then be busy with your clients... metro here I come.
MSK: Give me a call anytime... I will be at your service.
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Adi: Siirrr Siirrr...
MSK coming out of his thoughts: Yes Adi... what happened to the call?
Adi: Siiir... woh… no detective was available
MSK: What… we wasted so much time on this record…
Adi: Nahi Siir… I tried again … and found one of them is available & he will be here in a while ... you can brief him everything.
MSK: Is that detective good... how is his track record...
Adi: 100% hai sir...ek bhi case hare nahi hai...sab solve karde the hai...
S: Heeelllooo...
Both turn to the new intruder ... both are shocked to see the person in the cabin who was trying to stabilise himself from falling as his head was spinning... MSK gets some water for him and helps him sit on the couch... Thud...Adi fell with the shock.
M: How can I help you Sir...
S: well ...coughs in between ...I am here to help you son
M: Me...
S: Yes son ... I am the detective you called for
M: But...
S: yes yes I know what will be your next Q... Why am I working in this age... But after my Geeta left me my bad luck started... and even my health started to deteriorate ... I put on weight...I lost my speed with that... and the production house who use to follow all my adventures left me saying the TRP's are less... & my commission which I use to get from the telecast band hogayi ... ab pura din main sirf criminals ko pakadtha rahonga tho ... aapne pet ke liye kya karonga... So had to stop my free service to the people & joined this detective agency for my earnings.
By that time Adi wakes up
Adi: Siiir sir... yeh tho tho tho tho woh woh woh... Adddbhut... Adddhamya Saaahas Ki Paaribhasha Hai...Yee Mit Ti Maaanavta Ki Ek Aaasha Hai ...Ye Srrrushti ki Shhakti ka Waardaan Hain...Ye Avvvtaar Naahin Hai ...Ye Innnsaan Hai ... Yeh ... Yeh... SSShaakktimmmaaan
Yee Attmashhakti Haai ...Duuuniya Baddal Sakkti Haai ...Phhhoolon Mein Dhhhal Saaakti Hai ...Shhholon Si Jjjal Sssakti Hai ...Hooota Hai Jaaab Aaadmi Ko Apppna Gyaaan ...Keeehlaye wo...Shhhaktttimaannn
S: Teek se bolna tho seeklo beta... is tara bolege tho kya samaj ayega sab ko... Yese bolte hai use...
Adbhut, Adhamya Saahas Ki Paribhasha Hai Ye Mit Ti Manavta Ki Ek Aasha Hai
Ye Srushti ki Shakti ka Wardaan Hain Ye Avtaar Nahin Hai Ye Insaan Hai
Shaktimaan Shaktimaan Shaktimaan
Ye Atmashakti Hai Duniya Badal Sakti Hai Phoolon Mein Dhal Sakti Hai
Sholon Si Jal Sakti Hai Hota Hai Jab Aadmi Ko Apna Gyaan Kehlaye wo...Shaktimaan
Shaktimaan ...Shaktimaan ...Shaktimaan ...Shaktimaan
S starts coughing by the time he ends this: Kitne din ho gaye the yeh sun kar... kabhi kabhi muhje youtube mein browse kar ke suna padega ise phele ki mein ise bhool javooo...I feel so energetic after hearing this theme of mine.
MSK: What's going on... are you telling me that you will help us in getting my Geet
S: I am here for that itself son... now let's make a plan & solve it... Now tell me how everything happened ... who has been kidnapped ... from where?
Adi:Uff... mera kya hoga ... ab shuru hoga meri geet ...meri geet ka jap
MSK: Meri Geet ... She wanted to go out alone in metro without guards so morning we had a discussion about the same but as always she won & Meri Geet went all alone after that I came to Office... & when I tried calling her after my first meeting but her mobile was switched off
S: Don't worry when I am here... I will search her soon
MSK: how sir...
S: I have my own communication lines, but don't tell anyone about this if the government gets to know they will encroach my space & will ended with another scam of 5G
MSK: how much time will it take...
S: I take 5-10 mins...
MSK: That will be great
After 10 mins
MSK: Sir...
S: Don't disturb me in between, once my connection breaks I will have to start it from the beginning
MSK: ok but your 10 mins are over...
S: Yes but now with so many other networks obstructing my flow 5 will become 15 sometimes
MSK: where are you GK
MSK: Adi ... you take care of the meetings ... and postpone which ever needs my attention
Adi: Yes Sir...
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