Popatlal ka atoot prem"Yeh Maan phone kyu nai utha rahe" Geet was continuously trying to call on Maan's cell but in vain. It was just ringing and ringing . Maan wasn't picking the call.
"Sab kuch thik toh hai na, haina babaji"Geet was now worried for Maan.
"Waiter...! Bill it please..." She ordered the waiter and prepared to leave the restaurant when Maan entered with one of his female clients.
He pulled the chair for Sameera Khan, the female client. While Geet hid behind a pillar watching them and seething furiously."Sameera ji... Pehle iss project ka..." Maan started explaining while Sameera shifted her chair close to him slowly brushing his arm. Maan noticed it but didn't bother much thinking it to be mere coincidence. Geet was just burning from inside gritting her teeth.
"Acha bachhu uss kamini ko Sameera ji aur mujhe chudail, ghanti, tubelight, chipku pata nai kya kya bolta rehta hai huh huh! Ek baar dekhne do phir batati hu mai" Geet was super duper angry on him.
"Oho Maan project ki baatein toh hoti rahengi, pehle humare baarein mai..." She paused seeing Maan's glare "mera matlab apne baarein mai kuch batao na" She spoke huskily placing her hand on his.
"Thats the limit!" She gritted her teeth angrily
"Sameera ji yeh sab ke liye time hai na abhi project ka time shortage hai toh jaldi discuss karna padega na..."
"Right humare date ke liye time nahi aur iss bandariya ke liye huh!" She was furious.
He slowly pulled away his hand as his phone rang. He jumped up with ring dreading the name. He picked the call fearing the disaster when his eyes met with a pair of angry, red and furious eyes.
"Hi jaan!" He said meekly.
"Hi Maanu jaanu... Kaam kar rahe ho na very busy hmmm!" She taunted.
"Jaan suno na...Kaam woh mai... " He started to pacify her but she cut him off..."Acha Maan yeh toh batao yeh kitni baar hua aapne humara date postpone kia aapke busy kaam ke liye..."
"Jaan ch... Ch...ch.,"
"Kitni ummm?" He is definitely gone. He could make out from her voice.
"6 ,...jaan meri baat suno... Gussa mat hona please..."He pleaded and went on when, "Mai gussa nai hu Maan..." She spoke smiling devilishly. Maan knew he was a gone case by now but still he tried, "Bilkul bhi nahi ho?"
"Nah! Waise Maan aapke liye ek gift hai aapko subah dungi byeee"She cut the call and huffing she walked out of the restaurant.
Maan banged his head on the table.I am dead now.He said looking at a confused Sameera. He jerked her hand away from his and walked off.
Meeting bhi gayi aur date bhi... Ab mera woh kya haal karegi bas woh aur uske babaji hi jaante hain
*****Maanu jaanu window ke paas aavo na tumhara gift haiMaan was in his gym when he received Geet's call.
HainHe gulped his saliva and walked near the window.
Yeh mere rishte ke liye aaye hain Maan Geet whispered giggling. Maan froze hearing 'mere rishte ke liye'. Clenching his fist, he controlled his anger and asked,
Kaun hai yeh namuna Maan thoda respect se baat kijiye ye mere hone waley pati parmeshwar hain Geet teased him.
Maan opened the window looked at the man beside Geet. He wore an overcoat over his white kurta and pyjama holding a black umbrella with his well combed oily hair and short moustache with a wide smile on his face. [COLOUR=RED] Popatlal ji kaise hain aap[/COLOUR] Geet spoke while Maan was hearing everything through the call.
Iss popatlal ki popat kar dunga ... dur reh meri Geet se Maan gritted his teeth watching Popatlal coming close to Geet.
Mai thik hu Geet ji Popatlal replied shying.
Yeh toh kitna budha dikhta hai aur iske hair kitne oily upar se baal bhi kitne jhad gaye hain huh aur bada aaya meri Geet se shaadi karne, mujhse Maan Singh Khurana se compete karne ki, huh! Yeh Geet bhi na gusse mai meri ek nai sunti aur gusse mai humesha jo mai kehta hu uska ulta karti hai! Kya karu mai iss pagli ka Maan cribbed while Geet listened yet pretended not to.
Popatlal looked at Geet and got lost in his own dreams of marriage.
"Popatlal ji aap bade cute ho!Geet said indirectly teasing Maan
He blushed
Aap bhi Geet jiHe said getting all red.
Cute my foot huh mai hota toh Geet ko kiss karke chup kara detaMaan smiled while Geet blushed.
Toh mai baat pakki samjhu... Humara rishta pakka na Geet was smirking knowing that Maan was listening the whole conversation. And here Maan was seething furiously in anger.
Haan haan bilkul Geet jiHe was excited and elated.
Phir mubarak ho And they shook hands. Popatlal had a thousand watt smile on his face.
Abey chod meri Geet ka hath chodMaan was going mad while Popatlal left.
Geet then resumed her call with Maan.
Geet Tum aisa kaise kar sakti ho ... Humari engagement ho chuki hai Tum sirf meri ho Geet sun rahi ho na tumHe was going restless.
Kyun nai kar sakti mai agar aap uss chipkali ka haath pakad sakte ho toh mai bhi dusri sagayi kar sakti huShe said ever so calmly.
Par wo ring... He ate up the rest words seeing her glare.
Oh toh wo ring aapko wapis chahiye huh haan?She bit out angrily.
Nai rehne doHe said meekly.
Hmm aur waise bhi unhone humari koi date na miss karne ka vaada kia hai She smirked.
Unhone kinhone Geet?Maan was confused.
Aap bhi na Maan kamal karte ho, ab apne hone wale pati ko unke naam se thodi bulaungiAnd she cut the call and ran off.
Hello...hello...Geet Meri baat toh suno... Uff yeh ladki bhi na mujhe pagal karke hi chodegiMaan was irritated and jealous beyond limits. He just got ready for office to get away from all this mess. Geet was making him mad. He needed time to think of a plan to separate that clown from his Geet.
***He went to Khurana constructions only to find Geet there waiting there.
Geet tum yahan... Koi problem hai kyaHe smirked thinking finally she realized her mistake.
Nah nah Maan mai toh yahan apne hone wale pati ka intezar kar rai hu... He is in your cabin na... Geet said hiding her giggle.
Just then Adi, his P.A entered, saying,
Sir patrakar popatlal aapka wait kar rahe hain, aapke cabin mai, for your interview sir, apne paper mai wo ye chapna chahte hainAdi finished nervously setting his tie.
About your views about marriage, dating, etc.Adi concluded gulping his saliva.
But Maan, he had already become erupting volcano. He was furious, jealous and what not.
Koi interview nai hoga! Main koi interview nai dunga! Uss namune ko toh bilkul nai! Samjhe tum!!He shook Adi holding his collar while glaring at Geet and she returned the same. Poor Adi was shivering with fear.
Maan stomped his feet and walked out of the office angrily not being able to say anything to Geet . He went to some construction site to lower down his anger.
As soon as Maan was out of their sight, Adi brushed and dusted off his shirt and fixed his tie,
Phew! Mai bal bal bach gaya! He sighed.
Geet high-fived Adi and they began laughing loudly.
Oh Babaji Maan ka chehra dekhne layak thaGeet couldn't stop laughing.
HaanAdi nodded controlling his laughter.
Ab aayega asli maza Maanu darlingGeet smirked and left the office.
*** Maan was at the construction site when he received Geet's call.
Oh no! Not again!He pouted.
He picked the call finally after some hesitation.
Ab kya hua Geet? Tum thik toh ho na!Haam am okay! Suno I am at your farmhouseHmmm...She made a face with his hmm-ing.
With uncle, aunty, mumma , papa and...And..He held his breath.
And mere woh... Am getting married here with him WHAT!!He screamed almost bursting her tympanum as they cut the call. He rushed to his car, driving in high speed, to his farmhouse.
He is coming!She signalled all. Just then Popatlal entered with his beautiful black umbrella.
Namaste!He said politely while Geet smirked.
*** He ran in just to see that namuna and his Geet standing on one side and infront of them was the holy fire kund that is done for marriage. He just went insane and rushed in just to stumble upon something. Nevertheless he didn't bother about it and pulled Geet by her waist towards him.
Geet stepped back to watch the drama as everyone giggled slowly.
Yeh tumne kya kiyaPopatlal screamed.
Jo sahi hai maine wo kia...Maan said calmly.
Kya kaha tumne? Mai tumhari police mai complain karunga... Mai patrakar hu patrakar... Tumhare iss karname ke baarein mai paper mai chapwa dunga... Media bulaunga... Tum jante nai ho mujhe...He screamed.
He paced around and grabbed Maan by his collar to shake him but instead he himself was shaking owing to his lean form.
Mai tumhe nai chodunga...He warned.
Wo sirf meri hai...Maan said possessively lifting Popatlal's hands off his collar in a swift movement.
NAHI MERI... Popatlal screamed.
Maan slapped on his face.
Yeh shaadi nahi ho saktiPopatlal held his cheek standing up
Mai bhi dekhta hu kaise yeh shaadi aaj nai hogi! Yeh shaadi hokar rahegi! HmmphhhHe said angrily.
Bola na naiMaan roared.
Agar aaj yeh shaadi nai hui toh Duniya ki saari party cancel
Duniya ki saari shadiyan cancel
Tumhara uska iska sabka CANCEL
MAIN DUNIYA HILA DALUNGA!!!Popatlal claimed as he picked up his umbrella upon which Maan had stumbled when he entered.
Just then Maan snatched the umbrella and broke it into two.
Popatlal stood there stunned and numb. He was shocked. And suddenly he started crying. Wailing loudly picking up the umbrella pieces.
Mera chaata,... Mera sapna... Mere chaate ki shaadi...He wailed and cried and moaned again and again torturing everyone's eardrums.
Maan was confused,
Wait a second kiski shaadi...Popatlal wiped his tears and blew his nose still sobbing.
Mere aur Geet ji ke chaate ki shaadi..,. Mera sapna tha... Ke mere chaate ko ghar basata hua... Shaadi shuda dekh saku... Phir jaake mai shaadi karunga... He explained and again started wailing loudly.
Maan was stunned and shocked as everyone laughed at his foolishness and made fun of him. They teased him to no limits as he stood embarrassed and all red.
Thats when Geet intervened while Maan glared at her accusingly and by that look she knew she was in real trouble.
Popatlal ji shaadi hum phir kabhi karlenge... Abhi aap ghar jayiye aur aaram kijiye... Dekhiye kitni chot lagi hai aapke chaate ko.. Geet tried shooing him away and distracting Maan's devil thoughts. She called someone over phone,
Auntyji maine bohot kosish ki par popat bhai ka chaate ka bhoot utar ta hi nai aap please unhe aake le jaiye wo bohot udaas ho gaye hain Geet cut the call and turned back only to stare at his naughty eyes. She lowered her eyes shying.
Main iska badla tumse lekar rahunga abhi aur issi waqtHe picked her up in his arms and started going round the holy fire as everyone gasped at his sudden move. Just then someone stopped them.
Yeh shaadi nai ho sakti... Shaadi CANCEL...Main duniya hila dunga!Popatlal screamed yet again.
Pehle apne chaate ko toh sambhaliye phir duniya ko hilaana Maan taunted.
Tum log mere aur iss chaate ke rishte ko kya samjhoge... tum kya jaano pyaar kya hota hai... ye hai Popatlal ka atoot prem... Apne chaate ke liye!And he ran off.
Everyone stared at Popatlal confused and then burst into huge uproar of laughter.
Dobara aisi masti ki na toh mai...Maan warned and then kissed her on her lips infront of the whole family while everyone gasped at their bold act.
And then all they could say was
Maan and Geet will always be together for eternity THE END
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