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Originally posted by: lily_k25
They say "Its your Life..Live it Big" and i add this "and die creating history and at ur own wish".
so i will give u the liberty to choose one among the options am gonna give u now :)
Ways for murdering n getting murdered (According to one n only lily..oh yaa😉 ) :
1. drink a bottle of phenyle or nail polish or acid or poison or insect or rat killers...and keep soft light music and sleep listening to it...u would never know when u will be dead.
this is known as slow n sweet deadth :)
if u want instant deadth, listen to himesh songs..ur work will be done😛😆Himesh wala way is way too good...and FAST. 🤣🤣🤣
2. take your mom's saree or your dhupatta and tie it to ur fan at the ceiling...then tie it around ur neck and do tap dance on the song "jhalak dhiklaja"...u would be dead before u knew when u hit the stool under u :)Oye...Didn't you read newspapers ? Once I read in some news paper that whenever you play that song, GHOSTS come...🤣🤣 ( I am serious, I read that ! 😆 )
if u want a dreamy effect while doing that...u could always switch on the fan while hanging to the fan...it would give u a 3-D effect while dieing ;)
3. switch on the tv and watch DD channel for an hour without interruption...after one hour ,u wouldnt be alive to watch it anymore :)
4. go to kitchen..take out a knife...once see a saas bahu serial scene...then u would get that effect n courage to do it...when u r at ur high...just push that knife inside ur stomach :)
5. open the telephone directory or like the fast fast generation, go to internet and do research on professional killers...hire a killer and ask him to murder u when u r not looking at him.simple na...
6. or else ...take a gun urself, pin point it at ur head..no no at ur heart n press the trigger..dhichkaoo...u dead :)
7. one more awesome idea...go to a rail patti...sleep on it listening to songs on ur ipod...u wouldnt even know when the train came :P
8. emotionally black mail some of ur friends (including me) to kill u with their own hands so that u can die a dignified deadth in ur frnds hands :)Like I am doing right now...But I have got better idea as I said nandu in the noon, I will watch GHSP next week and that's it! 🤣🤣
9. last but the best option...Just wait n watch the coming episodes of GHSP...u will surely die anyways after seeing it that u wouldnt be alive to search for options as to how u should die 🤣
Ur Answer to be given here : MY ANSWER is no. 9 ( Have you seen that ad, Jivraj Tea No. 9 My crazy mind is remembering that ad only 🤣) (no rounding offs or marking tick or cross allowed. you need to write down the option number u r interested in, in the black provided)
Thank u for taking up our services...we r really glad to have a customer like u and we would be always ready to help u n many others like u any day..any time.
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*** Conditions Applied : this service is available only to those who r willing to apply these on their frnds like me (who also wants to die along with maddy) along with themselfs. Ek ke saath ek mufth type concept :P
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You are on roll babes...Loved it !
BTW, my notes along with your post, check it, in my fav color ! 😉
Kumkum Bhagya
Anupamaa
