MAAN'S ESSENTIAL ITEMS =P ~ MAAN MANIA! - Page 32

According to Khurana Construction Act..2010 there by All grooing Geet Right's r reserved by Him!which includes catching her when she fall's..& compulsory Mahiiii tune played in BG!!
(A BIG THANKS TO @NIDIZ for coming up with such a hilarious law!)
one more in that :-

Simply hilarious and a wonderful collection too. Thanks for the effort. Keep it up!

EPISODE 96

mujhse nazren chura rahi ho

"Tum Mujhe Baar Baar Naukri Chod Ke Jaane Ki Dhamki Khyun Dethi Ho??"

maan : dadi gehene dhundu rahi hai...mere aate hi tum wahan se bhaag kyun gayi......haan geet....inn gehenon mein tumm....tum baar baar mujhe chod!!......i mean naukari chod ne ki baat kyun karti ho....haan geet....geet tum mujhse nazre kyun chura leti ho....mujhse nazre mila k baat kyun nahi karti ho geet...jaane se mujhe batado..ki tumne mere liye ladki dhundne se mana kyun geet....kyun...???....meri aankhon mein dekh kar jawab do...

geet ' yeh jo ehsaas hai maan sir ke liye mere dil mein....kitna bhi koshish karlu mujhse durr hi nahi jate........iska sirf yeh hi raasta hai........"............

maan " suno geet jaane se pehle yeh bhi jaan lo ki meri pasand kya hai...meri pehli requirement toh yeh hai ki woh ladki chote sheher se bilkul nahi hone chahiye....salwar kammez nahi..lambe baal nahi..........geet itna kaafi hai...ya aur.....

geet " aasman ki koi pari............

geet "subeh char baje se lagi padi hunn..kahan milegi aisi ladki.......aur koi guarantee bhi nahi ki kab kaunsi ladki ka patta katt jaye........

maan " geet yeh kya hai.............geet"

geet " kagaz hai sirr...lo phirse shuru ho gayee sabere sabere..............kuch nahi sir yeh toh kagaz hai......ab aapko kagaz se bhi alergy hai..toh aapko thoda dekh ke chalna chahiye tha na.....ab kaagaz toh aapna raasta nahi badal sakte...par aap toh badal sakte hai....sirr aap upar kahan aa rahe hai......... ...yeh table kursi...khud chalke yahan kaise aa gaye....

maan " aur haan agar tumhe kagaz fakne se aur aapne boss ko tarah tarah ke naam se bulane se fursatt mil gayi ho..toh ladkiyan toh dhundi hongi tumne...

geet " haan sir dhundi hai na...bahot sari..ek se bhadkar ek..............

geet " sasha maam maan sir ek post ke liye interview le rahe hai ek special post ke liye..........mere hissaab se aapko maan sir se upar ja kar baat karni chahiye........

maan " GGGGEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTT.

GOOD JOB everyone!!!

love whatever Maan and Geet say...love the way they talk

EPISODE 97 - 17 AUGUST 2010

GEET: AP MUJHE ESE MAT DEKHO...

MAAN: AGAR MAIN LARKIYUN KO REJECT KAR RAHA HUN TOH.. SIRF TUMAHARI WAJAH SE..

AB AAYEGA MAZA...

Maan call Pari "Special Specimen" ROFL

EPISODE 98 - 18 AUGUST 2010

"Aapno ka jhutha toh kha sakhtay hai "

Jab tak Maan Singh Khurana nahi chahe, Use chhod kar koi nahi jaa sakta.

hey ur the best yaar thankssssssssssssss alot alottttttttttttttttttttttt

Really is Maan Mania isnt it? lol

Maan mania is not curable ! We just need more and more everyday to make us feel so happy !