Archives of CK by Giri - Page 3

Giri had been pondering about this from the time she landed in Chennai. She found out that, past time for many in Tamil nadu was 'pudu arasiyal katchi arambikaradu'. The second easiest job was launching 'pudu TV channel ' – kanakku vazhakku illamal ethanai ethanai tamizh channels. Although both of these provided ample scope for adithadi, ragalai and entertainment, Giri had more inclination towards the second. So when Giri kinda of started settling down more in IF - CK again, (with no Anandham updates also) , she voiced her idea to CK makkal. Everyone enthusiastically joined the discussion.

Yaaru yaaru endha endha programmes pannalamnu periya patti mandapame nadandadu.

It was unanimously decided that Atina and Dasa would be the overall incharge of the channel. Sue Nair and Supree would take care of childrens' programmes like Mazhalai mullu / mottu , junior 'Super sidu moonjee' etc . Rhodes the fond(t) teacher readily agreed to help spread tamizh literacy through her innovative software programmes.

Usha readies herself to organise 'Manidha Mandai Kaapattrum Arangam' - Serial child artists abuse, Kadhai- kalai kolai , Viewers' Torture , serial to serial copy, moolaiyai mazhunga seiyara logic - idhu madiri topics. While Jas would host ' Mandai uruttum ' Show.

Hosanna agrees to take the place of Solomon Paapaiya & conduct pattimandrams every other day, where the participants would be serial directors and or writers on one side and IF tamizh makkal on the other. We all know the results would have been fixed already. Punishments would also be handed out to the losing team. Jasunap brought out special editions of Mayil puranam, Moonjooru matthalam, erudhu venpaa and Simha I'rai' ( china 'rai') from her jolna pai. These books were gifted to her by Vaayu in Indralogam. Already Roja had brought in Garuda puranam. Result announce pannavudan programme mudinjudum for the viewers. Punishments telecast aagadhu. They would be sold as separate DVDs. Dhandanai adanjavangalum kaatroda kaatra maranju poiduvanga. So oru oru episode leyum pudu pudu participants .

Punishment programmes , not one but many in number.

Tamil Selvi wanted the hill/road show for herself. She would supervise every losing participant pushing (not drive) a road roller up a hill. From the top, she would drive it down. The number of times the loser pushes will be proportional to the number of episodes.

Nitipp and Vani had a quick whisper and left the lounge. We should all appreciate their capabilities 'cause they when they returned back they had around 20 people – sponsors for Punishment programmes- makers of Thirupaachi arrival , Sivakasi firecrackers, crude bomb , bleach, cleaning acid , lysol , red chilli powder and other appliances.

Roja , Jas had all the washing machines, electric grinder, dishwasher & ural and necessary accessories. Pat was incharge of Lysol and Dettol section.

Tamizhan would take care of paattukku paatu, dancekku dance and 'Guess the adhutha bali aadu' contest.

Now that discussions were made and decisions taken, the next step was to lure the participants. Erkanave IF makkal pathi therinja directors ellam usharaiduvanga. Adhanala Sue, Nitipp, Supree and Vani decided to interview the prospective candidates. Big advertisements were given in local newspapers and magazines and huge hoardings were put up around the city to this effect. Roja & Jas were seen laughing with lot of 'veri' looking at the queue of creative heads and directors longer than thirupathi queue.

Giri –"Enna Roja akka – are you happy now , thappikka vitten varutha pateengale? Ippo enna solreenga?"

Ok, indha Channelukku enna per vaikalam?

Have a nice weekend!

oru mini mini mini kalakkal

IF Lounge : There is the usual 'silence after storm' . After the radio interview fiasco, Atina had a tough time pacifying her guest. Finally Atina had to open her atrio ventricular valve to show an image of Preethi Srinivasan lighting a lamp. Immediately everything forgotten Preethi hugged Atina. She promised another date for the interview and left for her shooting. Atina red faced thundered , " enga andha rendum? " Roja and Giri had already left with mallipoo idlies and godhumai halwaa to thank Mr.C. After visiting him, they both entered Sathyam Cineplex to watch Harry Potter and the order of Phoenix 7 0'clock show. After , 4 samosas and 2 bags of popcorns & accompanying coke , the duo leave full of ideas & catch the local EMU to Chengalpattu.

The next morning everyone is shocked to hear the commotion at the entrance of IF Lounge , only to find Roja and Giri arguing very loudly. Rendu perum mel moochu keezh moochu vangittu nikarada parthu, everyone is rejoicing - "Aaha rendum sandai pottukudunga... konja naal nimmadhiya irukkalam."

Atina who is eyeing Roja's ammunition corner ," ivanga mela edha use pannalam?" But she cannot bring herself to do even the slightest harm on the twins , in her stern voice- " sari sari ippo enna thagararu? satham romba adhigama than irukku."

Roja : " Giri, podi paithiyam unga alu kitta finger vecchu thattum podhu 'daga daga daga' sound varuma? Avan mookaiyum vaaiyum paaru." Again loud arguments.

Atina : " Roja , Giri stop it at once. You two owe some explanation."

Giri :" Onnum illai aunty. Pona varam Sivaji padam parthome. Nethu HarryPotter 5 parthome. Sivaji mottai nalla irukka, Voldemort mottai nalla irukka nu compare seiyarome."

The entire IF makkal cannot hold Atina back.

Giri enters the lounge in her usual attire with jasmine garlands adorning her ears and starts calling out to Roja. All turn their sad, misty eyes towards her " Roja akka is going on vacation, how can you forget that so soon?" She pauses for a second and appears not to have heard them properly, starts checking the contents of her embroidered bag, "Oh come on , she will be gone only for 2 weeks, anyway she deserves the break. Vinayaga Chathurthi mudinjudhu, would you like to have some kozhukkattais?"

Meanwhile Fluidd enters the lounge with an evil smile , having just given a different feast to u -know-who-all. After customary introductions and greetings, she is made to sit next to Usha. Giri garlands Fluidd with 'hibiscus' malai.

After the chatter has subsided, Giri announces in her loudest voice,

" I am planning a time travel of a different type for a very very important mission. We will be using flight PARG 172 for this trip. Rathy has agreed to help me".

Rathy and Giri can go after each other with a 'pinja seruppu' anytime - athanai nerukkam😃. While Giri is a romantic fool, Rathy is a very sensible woman. Opposite poles attract right? So who else is better qualified to be the co -pilot ?😆

Giri continues, "Hosanna will be the official navigator. Caryn, Jas, Vani, Nallu ,Meli, Sue, Atina, Supree, Rhodes, Kavitha will be some of the passengers. Others willing to join, please reserve your seats before tomorrow, cos the flight leaves on tuesday. Illainalum kundu katta thookittu, kootitu than poga porome😆, romba sandhosha padadheenga."

"Fluid, are you interested?"😃

Ninaivil Ninravan – Part I

The flight begins to fill up. Kavitha is comfortably seated in her special chair, which can be reclined parallel to the ground, whenever required. The back rest has a massager. Kavitha casts a satisfied look at the warm pads, thermos & laptop at her arms distance. Kavitha keeps refreshing the recipes webpage every 2 minutes. Sue occupies the seat next to Kavitha and pampering her & Kavitha is in peaceful bliss😊.

Jas , to justify her signature has packed her suitcase with 'panai olais', silk cloth rolls. Giri has a doubt that Jas is a naadi josiyar. Earlier Jas had arrived to the craft in her 100cc kick-starter bike. Every now and then she bans Giri and sings paatukku paattu with herself. Caryn is yet to come out of her Whoopi Goldberg stance and blowing kisses to all in the aircraft. Hos and Giri exchange worried glances😕.

Pat arrives, with a very lean purse and enquires if there is any special offer on the ticket price for having updated Muhurtham some time back. Pat toda Porumai than Price – 'paa naavukku paa naavukku pa naa'. 😃Riya must have been sounded off by Pat for she has come with her identity card for student concession.

Fluid enters, black pants, white shirt , & her new trademark 'sembaruthipoo malai' and armed with few remote controls. Although her dresses could have been accommodated in her hand bag, she has brought 3 heavy luggages. The baggage scanner revealed special type of chairs with buttons & levers at the back and hidden burners- must be something to do with Flight Security from serial terrorists😉.

Vani has come in a beautiful black skirt and red blouse and she has shifted to plain water. Niti brings gunny bags for ticketless travel, but Fluid confiscates them for security reasons. Now Niti has no baggage & her dresses are going to be sponsored by Jas for a slip of tongue😉. Since Nallu is not aware of the trip, Hos sends Niti to round up Nallu and bring her to the flight.

Meli had earlier shown displeasure with the 'Trisha make up' given by Giri. Don't worry Meli, Giri also likes only fully clad- agraharathu Trisha😃 and no other character played by her. Anyway something will be done for a new make over. Meli sits next to Caryn. Supree is busy in the pantry car, cutting cake pieces and filling juice cups. Riya helps her. The pantry car is filled with jingling sound – yes, Rhodes is warming up the food after taking suggestions from Kavitha.

Rathy is searching for handle bar, pedal, dynamo, cycle tube pump etc etc in the cockpit and is visibly tensed up😕. She has a lot to learn– Girikku mattum enna flight ottava theriyum? She has put her complete belief in " Manasu irundha Maargam undu".😃 Fluid who enters the cockpit consoles Rathy and shows her the controls for taking the flight through air, vacuum, water, fire, land, soil, underground ,becoming invisible, shrinking, expanding etc etc. Rathy, I hope you learnt the lessons well, cos Giri is going to be busy at times. Giri checks cycle tube er sorry, air wheels pressure.

Atina has sent her wishes as she is busy right now. All are seated comfortably. Giri and Rathy take up the controls. Hos checks the complete plan once more and gives the thumbs up sign.

Giri announces , "Welcome aboard everybody. Hope you all have a pleasant & enjoyable trip. We will be journeying between reality and reelity. Our first stop is Belgium". The wheels start rolling.

Ninaivil Ninravan - Part II

Flight 172 gathers speed along the runaway and God is pleased cos each & everyone on board is closing her eyes in silent prayer- nichayam Giri, Rathykku sorgam than. So appuram enna, the flight has a smooth take off and gains altitude. Inside Kavitha is trying to tilt her seat in all directions to assure herself that she will not fall down – idhu thevaiya Kavitha? If you strain yourself too much, the only husband's only wife Sue will ground you in Belgium.

Fluid ( must be the effect of sembaruthy poo) has taken the additional responsibility of a waitress announcing the menu. Fluid! you are entering Kavitha's territory – jakiradhaippa. But anyway Giri loves your menu especially bisebelabath with pacchadi and vadaam, but Rathy is not impressed – Giri paatukku mooka pidikka sappittu vittu thoongi poitta ?

Oru consolation - beeda pottu flightla namba aalunga yaarum thuppa maattaanga.

Oru mukiyamana vishayam – before the flight , the dresses Jas ordered arrived, so andha dresses ellam flightla than irukku. Niti looks dazzling in her yellow purple churidhar and Shriya can never compete with her or for that matter with anybody else on board. Jas and Niti are eating cherries. Ithoda indha mattera mudichikkalama?

Caryn kku enna varuthamo theriyalai – Giriyai 'ketta thagara dappa' nu (evil tin) sollittanga. She also wonders why Belgium. Riya and Supree serve warm food and steaming coffee👏👏. Nallu must be hiding under the seat or in the baggage section, flight erinappuram kannuleye padalai.

The journey is smooth and the flight lands at Brussels – visa, passport ellam irukka nu abathama logic ellam kekka koodadhu. This milkyway galaxy is a 'universal village' for CK makkal, so they can go anywhere, anytime😉. The flight would halt here for 10 hours and the passengers can go for site seeing or purchases.

Giri informs Rathy that she will be gone for 5 hours and asks her to rest well, poga poga thookam kidaikkumo ennamo. Rathy stomachkula tamarind. Hos again and again checks the plan schedule. She looks at Giri meaningfully and Giri gives an reassuring smile.

Jas goes in search of Belgian chocolates, potato fries, mayonnaise , variety of sauces, beer etc . Although none of the above interests Giri, she asks Jas to buy original Tintin series of comic books🤗.

Giri and Meli go together and Giri leaves Meli at a very renowned plastic surgeon's place with few pics😃.

After 7 hours Giri returns with a very triumphant smile & a whistle( how can both be done simultaneously??)😉. Jas has a doubt, but waits for Giri who sings

'parthen parthen parthen suda suda rasithen rasithen rasithen..'😳

Jas- " ennala than mudiyalai".

Hos – "engitta sollave illaiye, naan than vandhu parthu irukkanum".

Giri – "Hos , neenga parka vendiyadhu adhutha stop, idhu vera vishayam"

Pat- "aiyo, vendam en porumaiyai sodhikkadhe Giri"😕

Giri –"en books enge Jas?" Jas gives her a big box – wow- mmmm … there is going to be a big fight at home after the trip – Giri versus son – yaarukku book first? Giri feels a future victory in the air😈.

Pat for the first time gives a koba paarvai😡 and Giri surrenders. She

looks around the flight dramatically and puts up a picture for everyone to see, "naan Mrs & Mr Rojavai parthutten, naan parthadhukku idho proof".

Everyone gather around to take a good look.

Meli is back with Caryn.

Giri enters the cockpit – "enna Hos ippo reelity kulla polama?" Rathy tears Giri's hair.

Ninaivil Ninravan - Part III

The flight takes off again from the airport of Brussels. Everything seems to be the same except that Sue has purchased a new Belgian cane. The passengers have a hearty meal suggested by Fluid, instructed by Kavitha and prepared by Supree and Riya. Since Rathy has an eye infection, she cannot not see how much Giri eats.

Niti exhibits her dresses and Hos mentally makes a note of them for a future occasion. Jas has an embroidery design stitched across her mouth😆. Giri puts the craft on auto pilot and reads and rereads and rereads and…. 'Asterix in Belgium'. IF Makkal watch Mozhi on the huge TV screen and go to sleep after that.

Everyone wakes up to find that the flight has landed. Rathy looks fresh, but Giri has gone to sleep and is happily dreaming about hanging jasmine garlands around Cacofonix and Impedimenta's ears. Hos & Pat r missing from the craft. The passengers alight from the flight to find they are in 'kadukkaapatti Zamin' town in Tamilnadu. There is a huge crowd around the craft who have come to see the 'kaathula parakura pleasure'.

Let us now see what Hos is upto. Hos is dressed in a lavishly embroidered green saree and has a huge kondai and ofcourse flowers around it. Pat wears a beautiful orange color saree and has an ekka perumoochu that Mr.Raj is not there to see her just now. Both of them carry huge bags of flowers & fruits to a palatial house. They are welcomed by a visibly happy elderly couple. Their hospitality is excellent and after a pleasant half an hour chat, the couple give Hos and Pat an envelope.

The two women return back to the craft. Meanwhile Jas is not able to hold her embroidery stitches anymore and has removed them and is busy grilling Supree in ' dharumi vs lord shiva - Thiruvilayadal' style😃

Pirikka mudiyadhadhu ennavo – Atinavum IF um

Piriya koodadhadhu – ACD yum Priyavum

Serndhe iruppadhu – Rojavum kalakkalum

Paarkka koodadhadhu – TV il serialgal

Paarthu rasipadhu – Serialukku naduvil vilambarangal

Serthu vaikka – Hos

Pirithu vaikka – Eljay

Samayathukku – Caryn

Samayalukku – Kavitha

Valayal lukku – Rhodes

Vedhalathukku – Nallu

Pun nagaikku – Sue

Porumaikku – Pat

Kelvikku – nee

Badhilukku – naan

Supree – "Amma kaalai kudu, nee… nee nayagi than…. kelviyin nayagi than".

Hos – "Porum porum, kottam adichadu porum. Caryn, Jas, Vani & Nallu – naalu perum seekiram ready aagunga. Naama payan paarkka porome. Everyone gets excited. Pat pulls out the photos and Hos gives the relevant information.

Hos - "enna readya polama?"

p.s - Giri is asleep most part of this episode- so avala onnum seiyadeenga😃

Ninaivil Ninravan – Part IV

Meli is singing and dancing and showing off her new face very happily to everyone she finds. Kavitha is so impressed that she looks around to confirm that Sue and her Belgian cane are not in sight & whispers to Meli ," Plastic surgeon address kuduppa".

Ella payan photos parthacchu . Caryn is so happy the first son is off the list. She doesnot have much reservations about the other Muthus. Nallu is not happy with the black and white pictures and wants colorful, latest digital snaps. Nallu! Ippadi avasarapatta eppadi? Oruoru idama thane parthuttu poganum.

Vani initially congratulates the pilots for a very smooth flight cos she did not spill anything; but from the time Hos and Pat brought the photos , Vani has been blushing and blushing and blushing and blushing – appadiye avanga mugathulerndu veccam thaarai thaaraiya kottudhu ; looks like Niti has to lend her wardrobe to Vani after all & Riya has a tough time cleaning the floor.

Surprisingly Jas has not shown any interest. She is in one corner with a book in one hand, laptop in another & a jug of Italian coffee in the tray before her. India romba than munneri pocchu – 'Kadukkapatti zamin' la kooda 'Italian coffee'. But Giri prefers her Saravana and tries to convince Jas.

Hos - "Jas, naan ethanai kashtappattu indha trip arrange seidu irukken. But ennakku theriyadhu nee enna pannare? I don't want you to flirt with Saravana".

Meli – "yaaru Simbuva?"

Vani – "Jas , unga rasanai ivalavu thana?"

Jas gives a fierce look at Giri who has a tough time trying not to spill her Saravanas.

Fluidd has received an iyer poem in email and reads out to all. Hos suddenly gives a surprised look at her. Fluidd is so clever, she perfectly understands the meaning of Hos' look and makes an announcement

"Idhanal sakalamanavarukkum therivippadhu ennavendral – I am already engaged to a viscoelastic man, to be married in a few months time". Congratulations flow in. Sue see spirals in front of her – appadiye avangalukku flash back. Giri mandai vedichidum pola irukku – what is the effect of temperature ( adhavadhu kovam) on Mr.Fluidd? Umakku kovam vandha avar elastica? Avarukku kovam vandha Fluidd viscous aagiduvangala? Ethanai Poise?

Hos –" Giri, konja neram un thiruvaiyai moodittu poyen , I have been selected for the Golden club and haven't had time to decide whether I am Sophia or Blanche".

Giri – "edho pannunga, aana naan innum kai kozhandai than".

The flight is ready for take off – Rathy is still wearing her dark glasses.Next stop Vienna – Austria. Although the flight is smooth, Riya has a severe back ache, you know why.

Ellarum Mrs. and Mr.Rojavai thedi theru theruva poranga.

Giri sings - " Oh … Roja akka … en Roja akka…"

Meli searches in all parlours and theatres, Niti in all boutiques, Sue and Supree in all bakeries and markets, Jas in coffee shops and Fluid in all Austrian universities. Kadaisiyile Hos than avangala oru 'upparikaila' kandu pidichaanga. Hey, don't they look great? The flight is ready for take off . Ezhayin sirippil Prabhu Deva conductor pola Giri," Chidambaram, Seergaazhi, Kumbakkonam, Mayiladudurai, Maayavaram, Nagore,Nagore, Nagore…. Ergunkkaa..ergunkkaa.eru eru eru…" ippadi kural kudukka .. 'aiyo ivala vecchuttu namma maanam pogudunu avasara avasarama ellarum flight era – the flight leaves.

After 3 smooth hours, there is lot of turbulence and Giri announces that the flight has to be landed immediately and they are going to do their best to ensure the safety of the passengers. As usual ellarum eyes closed in theevira prayers.

Suddenly everything is quite – no jerk, no shake and everything is still. Nammalodadhu dhan magic craft aache- we can land safely even on top of a leaf. Now flight 172 has landed in a forest. Yaaro bayandhu udavi kekkara madiri irukku. Caryn – IF Samayasanjeevi is the first to rush to help. Others follow….