Archives of CK by Giri

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Location : Ha Ha Land (island)
Pongal Festival was celebrated and everybody had a very great time for the next 10 days except the doctor who found little to fill up his stomach .
After every sandhosham , there is a dugham ( because life is full of ups and downs 😭 😉). Idhukku etha madiri there was a sudden storm and heavy rains. Runway was damaged. It would take 6 months to get the runway repaired. Ellarukkum ore kavalai, 😭 except Roja, who was deeply immersed in her new found serial -free happiness. 😃

Nothing was left to do except PRAY. All of them were seen praying very deeply. Roja also prayed for her friends.
Dadang...God appeared before them
Each one of you can ask for one varam.
Kams: "I hv to go for my training , pl take me to Chennai" . wish granted. Kams disappeared.
Pat: "I hv to update Kasthuri, Malargal".God said OK, you also go.
Atina : " I hv to take pics and post them and PM to few friends." God said "Ok pogalam"
Giriadimai: "I hv to update Anandham in the absence of Kams and also niraya per kadhula poo sutthanam". God grants her wish also.
Caryn: "Naan veetukku poi vada pannanum."
Dr.Swash : "Nalla sappadu sapittu romba naal aachu, I want to go home."
Ippadiya oruoruthara 'haha' land vittu, thapichome pozhaichome enru poitanga. 😆 😆

Roja, who is in deep meditation, still has her eyes closed. God is in a hurry, so taps Roja on the shoulder and asks her what she wants. Roja is surprised 😲 to find God and looks out for others around the beach.

God: "I shall grant you a boon"
Roja :"Ellarum enge? I want to see them all here now".

3 people including G.A meet God with few queries.

First: "God, when will there be complete peace in the Gulf region?"
God: "It will take another 75 years".
First person is sad, "I may not be alive at that time."

Second:"Oh, Creator when will India win 50 gold medals in Olympics Games?"
God: "May be after 100 years."
Second person starts crying, " I am not going to see that."

G.A : "Ellam valla Parampurule! When will the serial Anandham get over?"
God starts crying.

Location : Haha Island
Time : 3PM

Nalla kulumaiyana kadal kaatru. Actual indha island romba perusu, explore panna niraya idam irukku. Very peaceful, no TV, no serials - only 'genuine' Anandham, Nimmadhi & Sorgam. Anyway, beach pakkama , flight 172 nanbargal Cricket vilayadalamnu decide pannanga. There is no such thing as teams. Everybody gets a chance to bowl, bat, field or keep the wicket, because this is a 'friendly match' 🤗 .

First comes 'blonde' Pat with a bat. Pat takes the bails, puts them on the ground & tries using her bat like a 'gilli' bat 😃 , much to the annoyance of the serious bowler, Dasa. Atina comes to Pat's rescue , " No dear, ippadi gilli madiri vilayada koodadu, indha game peru cricket. Dasa ball poduvaru, u have to hit the ball with your bat". Atina pulls out pictures of cricket matches from her pockets, "en chellame inge paaru", and shows them to Pat. No use, Atina pulls out a mini DVD player ( ithunoondu pocketil eppadi ithanai vishayam vecchu irukangalo 😆 ) and shows video of cricket matches. Still no change in Pat's batting 😭 . Atina stands behind Pat, holding Pats's hands with the bat, she very patiently demonstrates. Pat is still confused. Atina, at the height of frustration 😡 , yanks out Pat's wig. There is a sudden change in Pat's behaviour. "Atina , what are you doing here, why are you not fielding?". Atina manasukulla ," ennakku idhuvum venum, innum venum ". Pat then goes on to hit 5 boundaries, 1 six and 17 singles , before an LBW from Dasa 😊.

Next batswoman is Roja. She is worse than Pat 😆 😆.Not that she doesn't know abt cricket, the only problem is, however hard she tries, her bat and serial123's balls donot connect.
Atina , after Pat's experience decides to field near the boundary line 😉 . GA -present wicket keeper, suddenly tells in a frightened voice 😲 , " Roja...........anga parunga omnipotent". Roja sees omnipotent's face on the ball & she hits a sixer. Needless to say, varusiya next 2 overs , she scored consecutive sixes, before retiring exhausted 😆 😆 . Roja later on confesses that she saw Thulasi, Uppari Queen, Rukku , Arasi etc etc on the ball.
When Roja is busily hitting sixes, not having any work, GA discusses with the umpire Rathy , dressed in white coat, black pants , sporting a 'poo suthina Naradar Kondai' and a 'heavy jolna pai' instead of 'veenai'. GA wants to know if the word ???? (kavalai) is a ?????? (homonym) or not. They go on discussing about ???????? 90;? ???????? 70;?? & ??? 😃.


Dasa plays a very smooth batting and scores an excellent 87 👏 👏 . Caryn bats wonderfully 👍🏼 but every now & then gives dirty looks 🤢 at GA 's t-shirt, which has the print 'Atina Sacchi, Priya Acchi' . Everyone knows she can't stand the latter part 😉.
GA comes into batting next. Pravish prays she will break 109 coconuts if GA goes duck out 😃 . Meli 😈 , with an evil smile is deliberately bowling a very slow ball. GA batta oru sutthu suthina. The ball goes up in the air and is about to fall straight into Pravish's hands. Jiggly who is in the slip, suddenly calls out , "Pravish, Caryn yaro oruthar, vidadeenga AC Durai pola pidinga". Should I say, the ball was dropped ? 😆 😆

Before Meli's next delivery, Pravish does an anga pradarshan on the ground for GA's dismissal 😃 . But GA manages to hit the ball close to the ground and scores 2 runs. On the third delivery, Pravish kindala dancing 😛 , " Priya oru aluvu moonjee" . GA shows all her anger on the play. Everybody is looking out for the ball and GA is looking out for her bat 😕 . GA kaiyai suthina suthil, bat parandu , boundary veliye vizhundiducchu. Ball is in GA's hand. GA claims a sixer, but Meli claims 'catch out'. Atina, who takes the role of third umpire, find the bat falling outside the boundary and GA catching the ball at the same time.Umpire Rathy is rummaging through her jolna pai, only to find ???????? 86;???? (Tholkappiyam) , ?????? ??? ???? (Konar urai nool), ??????? (Nanneri) , ????? ?????? 'Patthupattu' etc etc and no cricket rules book. Ore arguments, sandai . Everyone gets ready for fighting with whatever items they get – bat, ball, stumps, bails, leg pads, arm pads, helmet, gloves, beach shells, crabs 😉 etc. Rathy finally says victory to the side which gives her a heavier suitcase. Dasa, GA, jiggly give her one suitcase, Caryn, Meli and Pravish give her another suitcase. Rendaiyum tharandu partha Rathy kobathin ellaikke poranga. Oru pettiyile kallu, innoru pettiyile mannu 😆 😆.

Meanwhile an helicopter from Vasantha Bhavan arrives. Every one drops everything and leave happily 😃 together to have their food. Caryn and GA are seen happily discussing about vadai, Dasa and Pravish about thirupathi vendudhal, Meli and Jiggly about latest dress designs. Rathy, Atina are going through some pictures. 😊 😉 . Beachula ellam samanamum innum appadi appadiye irukku. 😉

Kalakkal Poo Suttral by Giriadimai

IF member lounge: Atina, Roja, Dasa ,Pat, GA, Meli, Rathy, serial123, Rhodes (Roja warned you), Uma ( Roja's friend taken for granted as GA's friend also)

Time : Friday 10pm.

Atina leaves for Newyork . Dasa , normally a very charming person, after Kams farewell he had become a 'touch – me – not' and kadukaduppu that ACD could take lessons from him. Rathy is doing her thesis on ' Kalingathu parani' . Pat is doing an online law course( Pat, if you are really in this profession, the joke is on me). Meli is extensively into graphics designing. GA has started work on poo suttral.

If Roja has an 'ATTENTION SEEKING SYNDROME' everybody else is displaying ACD (ATTENTION COMPLETELY DEFICIENT) syndrome . When GA turns around from her computer, only Roja and Rhodes are in the lounge.

GA : "hai Rhodes, unga tamil translation s/w romba nalla irukku".

Rhodes : " nandringa". She is genuinely happy.

GA to Roja : "amam, ellarum enge? Mukiyama Dasa enge?"

Roja winks w/o Rhodes' knowledge : " summa tamizh, tamizh s/w , posting potadula kovichittu poittar". Rhodes neliyaranga."Dasa indha madiri sollama ponade illai"

Rhodes : " enga, nejamave Dasa kovichittu poittara?"

Roja:" we'll see till tomorrow, if he doesn't turn up, idhan reason"

Rhodes is on the verge of crying.

GA teaches Rhodes a vendudhal unknown to Pravish for Dasa's return.Rhodes dutifully convinces Uma and takes her to theppakulam and float diyas.

After she comes back GA asks her to translate 'Old Mac Donald' nursery rhyme to tamil.

Next day Atina calls up, she is in a hurry -so jus says something like 'saw dasa... , sending some pics" and hangs up. Rhodeskku konjam nimmadhi. 2 Pics arrive from Atina.

Looking at the pics, Roja says , "Atina didn't see dasa, she must be seeing Dasavatharam shooting. Atina pakkathula Dasa illaiye, yaro american thane irukkan. "

GA : "oruvela Dasa plastic surgery pannitaro?"

Rhodes shows little aarvam.

Roja :" No, no idhu kamalhasanoda american makeup man"

Rhodes again disappointed.

Third pic arrives.

Rhodes :"Nichayama idhu Dasa than."

Roja :" No no, idhu Kamal doing Dasa's role."

Sunday night: Atina calls up. Rhodes picks up the phone. Atina asks if Dasa has returned back from lala island? Rhodes is confused, neenga parthen sonneengale? GA /Roja grinning.

Atina :" I saw Dasa avatar – Dasa's new cartoon avtar".GA and Roja are having a fit.

Rhodes :" Neenga anupina pictures?"

Atina :"I was testing my new camera".

Roja & GA freeze when they see Rhodes glaringat them. Meanwhile Dasa arrives and Rhodes narrates to him how the chick-devils spoiled her weekend. Dasa has a secret discussion with her & see how the devils were given back.

From then on , every time Dasa passed Roja , he shouted into both her ears 'uppari queen' or 'omnipotent'. He must have done that atleast 498 times . GA was concluding her poo suttral and didn't notice Dasa taking her pic 😡.

Rhodes : "Giri , ur translation for old mac Donald is ready: here it goes

'kizhavan Donald thotathile... eeya eeya oh......

thennai maramum onrirukke... eeya eeya oh....

Giriyum adhile erinaale.... eeya eeya oh...

paadhiyil keezhe vizhundhale..... eeya eeya oh...

Thengaiyum thalaiyil vizhundiduche..... eeya eeya oh..

Inge oru aiyo, ange oru amma,

Aiyo, amma, aiyo, amma (kizhavan)

Vazhga Valamudan

Anbudan G.A

Roja Akka,
Happy Valentine's day 😊 . I prepared this, this morning itself, but delayed posting since I took longer time in editing pics, but by then you had posted another. Anyway chumma comedy than 😃. En Guruvin alosanai padi idhaiyum post seikiren😃. Avalavu seekiram naan ungala easya vidamaaten😉

GA was screaming and screaming 'her heart' out, more because she never expected 'her Kanmani Roja', to whom she had given her pink chick, would do this to her. Everyone had a good laugh initially, but looking at her impossible plight, there was a sudden 'sympathy wave' inside the aircraft. GA fainted. Everyone rushed to her side. Doctor checked her pulse, she was ok. Having flown all the way here, they didnot want to miss out the fun in the various rides. The big question was what to do with fainted GA. They cannot carry her around.

Dasa was in a '50 -50 kanava nenava , uppa inippa' condition. He was happy one of the chick-devils got trapped. But at the same time he felt bad because the targeted devil got away. He also had a soft corner for GA, especially since she made the world realize what an excellent batsman he was. He said very strongly,"It is only fair that Roja takes care of GA, while you all go away and I will also stay back to ensure Roja does her part properly. So it was decided that the others would go for the first 4 hours, then Dasa and Roja could go. GA had come back to her senses, but still having her eyes closed, listened to all this. She had to utilize the next 4 hrs to her full advantage.

GA waited for another 15 mins , before slightly opening her eyes a little and in a karakara voice asked 'thanni..... thanni'. Dasa ran immediately to GA's side and ordered Roja to bring some water. Roja venda veruppa brought water. I donot have so many pages to go into the full details of how Roja waited hand and foot on poor GA, under the glaring supervision of the 'Charming Dasa'. To mention a few things , GA had 3 orange juices, 1 cups of water, 2 meals , 2 packets of chips and 3 cups of coffee , inbetween 3 massages for mudugu and 4 for hands, also GA fingersla Roja 'nettai' eduthu vittanga and read aloud some tamil novels and poetry.

Roja was getting more and more angry minute by minute. GA whispered something. Roja barked , " innum enna venum?".GA meekly said "onnum illai". Dasa jumped ," Roja , you better be nice to her." Roja complied . GA :" Roja thiruvalluvarukku kondai mandai ucchiyila, illai pinnaleya?" Roja became suspicious. She went into a thoughtful mood," What is she upto next?". GA knew what triggers Roja more than serials these days and another new syndrome was on the anvil. Meanwhile the others returned back. Caryn brought 'vazhapoo vadai' for GA. Roja and Dasa left. Having done her part, GA went to sleep. Already tired and sensing no trouble from a sleeping GA , everyone else dozed off.

After 1 hour, Dasa returned back and everybody wondered where was Roja ," Didn't you two go together?".

Dasa, "Come on, you must be joking." Atina and Pat went in search of Roja and found her near the beach writing something on the sand. Before Atina could read, waves washed it away.

Atina :" Let us go Roja".

Roja :" Karkka kasadara kalkikumudam vikatan

Kattrappin virkka paadhivilaikke"

Pat: " ennadu?"

Roja :" Agara mudala ezhuthellam thagara

Dappavil ezhudi vaikka"

Atina :????

Roja : " Inna seidharai niruthal avar

Kaadhil poo sutthal"

Atina/Pat :" Ivanga rendu perum namalla nimmadhiyave vida maatanga."

GA, not even realizing that her locks were off, or they were on air or about the tsunami of kalakkal thirukkurals hitting the others, slept blissfully😃.

The Indomitable Hahaulish Warriors

The beautiful island of Hahaul, inhabited by the peace loving indomitable Hahaulish people. The Hahaul tribe has fought many wars with Kalanidhius Maraner of the Sun Empire, who has taken over the entire world by the sheer power of never-ending, tearful, logic-less soapoperas. Maraner has placed his 5 faithful camps around the island and is always on the look out for a chance to conquer the Hahaulish people.

The island chief is Atinalix , carried around the island on a shield by Rojarix and Girilix. The chief has no fears in the world except for Bandham coming to an end. Rojarix , the brave warrior and Girilix the flower deliverer are the thickest of friends , who also have occasional little bouts for trivial reasons. Dasafix is the island druid , who is known the world over for the possession of a magic flower , plucked from the clouds on a cloudless , new moon night, and kept behind the left ear can give superhuman strength to the wearer. Patrix, although is a wig – monger and title- monger, at times transforms into a legal advisor. Rhodesrieux is the font seller, Umatix is the local dance teacher and doubles up road maker. Meliux is the dress designer and Rathyatrix gives grammar lessons in Hahaulish. Serialatrix is the cheerleader. Carynix ran an inn, specialized in a typical hahaulish delicacy, which centuries later became doughnut in the western world and medhu vadai in Asia.

It was one such pleasant early morning when everything was so peaceful and everyone has started their business as usual. Everyone was queuing up before Rhodesrieux Font shop, when Meliux complained about requirement of fresh fonts , that a big fight broke out between the inhabitants. Patrix was trying to read out the legal implications.

Dasafix who had climbed up his magic ladder to pick flowers the previous night had fallen asleep on his ladder and woke up hearing the commotion below. Before he climbed down his ladder , he saw the renewed preparations in the 5 camps around Hahaul. He hurried down and asked the people to stop fighting warning them about the impending danger.

There was a quick conference in Atinalix's hut and the war strategy was drawn. Dasafix decided to use the magic flowers. Everyone queued up before the chief's hut for the magic flower. First came the chief, then Rojarix and the others followed. Girilix tried attempting repeatedly to get a flower, but Dasafix firmly refused to give one saying since Girilix was born with flowers behind the ears, now it would be of no use, may even be harmful. Girilix was very disappointed and even angry with Dasalix, but Rojarix cheered Girilix talking about the upcoming fight. Girilix immediately became very cheerful and hugged Rojarix.

The Hahaulish people divided themselves into 5 groups and proceeded to the five beaches of the island. Rojarix single handedly fought the soldiers of Azhugachium (translated to Malargal in English), Girilix the camp of no-end-in-sightium (Anandham) , Patrix & Umatix the camp of Bad-Timium (Muhurtham), Atinalix & Meliux the camp of Enemium (Bandham) and the final camp of Pichakarium(Arasi) by Rathyatrix & Rhodesrieux . Before the fight , Serialatrix went around all the brave soldiers of Hahaul and rendered a vocalis. In all the five beaches , the famous war lasted for full 2 mins and all the enemies retreated with multiple fractures and another blow to already bruised ego of Maraner.

The victorious Hahaul returned to a noisy reception and had a ceremonious banquet under the canopy of cauliflower clouds.

The story was inspired by Meli, so all paarattu should go to her, adhe madiri yaaravadu thitta virumbuneengannalum......😆 ( jus kidding)

For ref reading http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asterix

Poo Suttral

Sigamani ACD – Priya marriage ukku sammadham sollitar. Enna irundhalum basica Sigamani oru tamizhar😉 adhilum oru gramatthu pazhamaivadi. Sigamani poruthavarai ACD, kadamai thavaradhar , Ganiyamana nadathai kondavar, 35^th century ponalum kanni pengalidum (kaadhaliyaga irundhalum) kandapadi nadandu kolladhavar. So he was so proud of his future marumagan. Even though his daughter and ACD had seen each other enough 😆, still he wanted each and every sadangu & sampradhayam to be carried out during his daughter's marriage right from 'Ponnu paarkkum padalam'😃. This first function was scheduled on a Sunday after 4pm.

Now Sigamani learnt that due to a sudden crisis, RK and Omnipotent had to goto Bangalore. Raji refused to come w/o her husband. Sigmani then had the brilliant idea of taking the help of CK makkal (vidhi yaarai vittadhu?)😆😆. CK team sat, sun vera velai illamal yaarakku bit , kodu, road podalam enru kaathu kondu alanchittu irundadhala, they readily agreed😃.

CK team reached Priya's house at 1PM. What is ponnu paarkkum padalam w/o kesari and bhajji? Pat agreed to prepare kesari. Atina put her digital still camera and digicam batteries on charge. She was checking the camera and in between cursing Manhattan police and Honda Car makers. Ellarukkum serialkitta varutham 😭– avanga husband oorulerndu kondu vandha sweets or dress onnu kooda yaar kannuleyum kaatalai. So to pacify everyone, Serial said she would make bhajjis – with vazhakkai, potato, onion and her speciality – apple and karpooravalli ilai🤗.

Uma was adamant that Priya's dress should be a full length gown 😆– but others pacified her and finally decided on a beautiful orange and green saree😊. GA was given the task of keeping flowers, which she cheerfully agreed to do😉. Caryn and Rhodes filled the room with laughter😆 by their non – stop jokes involving Bush , Mush , arivu kozhundu ponnu, s/w companies etc . Naduvula Pat kitterndu oru alaral- achacho kesari romba gettiya pocchu enna pannaradu? Rathy went to her rescue , they made it alright by running it , little in the mixie. Serial finished her bhajjis . Dasa was the official food taster. When he put the kesari into his mouth, suddenly his face lightened up for reasons known only to him😃. GA was alone with Priya when everyone else went for freshening up and when they returned , they were ready to kill GA😡 - force of habit – thalaiyile poo vaikkama, kaadulerndu viral nuni varai kaiyila poo suthi ore ragalai aagidudhu😳. Appuram ellarum avasara avasarama malligai poo Priya thalayile vecchu suttharanga.

From 3.30, Sigamani vasalukkum hallukkum nadaiya nadakararu😃. Dasa is failing miserably in making him sit down. Bedroomla ore sala sala pecchum sirippuma amarkala padudhu😃. Kitchenlerndu vidavidama vasanai varudu👏. Time correcta 4PM. Sigamani thavikiraru, enge innum kanalaiye? Time 4.15PM – ACD , avanga amma, appa , JC(moonu pera povendamnu JC😆)ellarum varanga. Varaverkkum padalam. Everyone is settling down. CK makkal ellam sowkariyama keeze jamakalathil utkarndu irukkanga. Rhodes and Rathy offer water and juice to everyone. Atina ensures even the new arrivals know about Honda Car makers. Idhu varaikkum mukiyamana orutharai pathi naan sollave illai. Yaaravadu kavanicheengala? Ting tong – calling bell – GA is expectantly running to the vaasal – yaaru ? Kanmani Roja than – Chinese new year, vitta oru vaaram fulla kondaduvanga pola 😉– "ennakka ippadi panniteenga? Ippadiya engalai thavikka viduveenga?edho competition erpadu panna porennu sonneenga?"😭

Everyone settled and Priyavai Meli azhachittu varanga.

ACD amma :" kunija thalai nimarada ethanai adakkama irukka?" 😆summava thalaiyile 6 kilo mallipoo – Priya's head is permanently tilted down at an angle of 89.7 deg.

ACD's father :" ponnai paada sollunga"😊

Sigamani :" avalukku dance than theriyum"😳

First serving kesari is brought. Dasa is grinning. ACD Priya mukathai parkka try pannaru aanal thalai poo than theriyudu. He eats kesari. Everyone else is enjoying the kesari including GA.

Priya kku paada theriyadadala Roja padaranga "Ragavane... Ramana Raghunatha..." Priya got upto dance. Dhideernu 'muluk' nu oru sattham😆 - poo baaram thangada Priya 11 rasam kaata arambichapodu kazhuttu sulliki pocchu😉.

Thirumbi ACD ai parthavanga ellarukkum tension - ACD's face had become still except for his eyes. Vaai kittathata 'O' solar madiri kuvinju irukku😃. Dasa had mixed gondhu (gum) in the kesari intended for GA ( to prevent her from singing). Adhu thavari ACD kitte poiducchu😆.

Ippadiya pen paarkkum padalam kadaisiyile pakathile irukkara clinic la ACD um Priya vum treatment eduthukka😭, CK makkal kesari - bhajji thingara sandhoshatula mudinjudu😛.