Archives of CK by Giri - Page 2

I have always enjoyed the slang of Kandhu. So adhanala vanda vibareedham indha kalakkal.CK makkal are now staying in Vyasarpadi ,Chennai. Summer is ready to engulf us in sweat and acute water problem. So namma CK makkal thanni pidikka corporation lorrykagga kaathuttu irukkanga.

GA : " enungkka , indhaa irukkaara kuzhaaiyila thanni varumumgala? Epponkka varum? Pidichittu visukkunu naan enra veetukku povonome. Enra veetukkarrukku saapadu podonome"

Roja :" thanni pidichindu pinna nanga matthram enna beachukka poga porome? ava ava aathukku than poporome"

Pat: "ada chee gamunu kada mami, adhu edho pudsa vandukinukeedu, adungita rong katunukeera"

Roja :"Pattama, pudusa orithiya parthudapdadhe udane engittaye modara parthiya?"

Pat : "adhilah Roja kannu, pudusa vandukinukeedu, namlaanda friendsnu aagasolla avasaramna duttu vanglam illa? Ponnu vera shokkakeedu.

Rathy :" enna solrel ? idhu ellam oru azhaga? Namma Anandhamla Uma nu oruthi varale, avala parthirukela… avo.. azhagu, appadiye orundaiya, paal vadiyara kuzhandai mugam, ava siricchu pathirukkelo, romba romba nunna irukkum."

Meli is seen having a laptop around her neck and keying busily- eyes on the monitor, but ears for the others around.

Meli :"Yaah yaah, Uma is alright, but not Priya"

Serial : "Very funny Meli, en thanni kodatha konjam parthukko naan ennoda kadaiyile bhajji thiruppi pottutu vanduran."

Meanwhile Dasa comes in a cycle with lot of kudams hanging around his carrier seat.

GA : "vaanganna, enunganna eppadi indara pakkam vandrukeenga? Vootula enra anni nalla irukangalanna?"

Dasa :" elleh Giri, coimbatorulirindu ingittu eppo vanduputeegah? Enga Veetula ambuttu perum sowkiyama irukkagah."

Roja :" Dasa ivala ungalukku munnaleye theriyuma?"

Dasa :" Pollachille oru kalyanathukku pogaiyile ivuga kudumbathula ambuttu peraiyum parthirokomilleh"

Atina having returned from Newyork, also comes there.

Dasa :"prayanam ellam nalla padiya irunducha? enna ivala surukka vanduputeegah?"

Atina: "kasmaalam , bemani kazhudeh" Dasa is taken aback. "ada unna sollala ppa Dasa , indha Newyork policekeerangale bada bejaar partyngo. Car otina duttu, car ottada nadakkasolla kooda duttu pudinginnu rupture pannitanunga. Mavane en kayila vechukiranunga – inge varattum keesidaren keesu".

Now a water lorry comes there and before anyone takes water, a car comes and out come the directors of TV Serials. They try to bribe the lorry driver and take away the water for their shooting.

Roja : "kattaiyile poravane, 4 manerama kaal kaddukka ninnundu irukkome, indha lorrya kadathava parkarel, nunna iruppela, nasama poiduvel."

Meli is ready to hit with her laptop and Serial has brought hot oil. Rathy naradar kondaiyai oru towel suthi adikka kathirukkanga. Pat has filled her pot with stones and Uma and Rhodes are ready to take aim.

Atina :"venam … enga kaila rong kattureengala? odi poidunga illa poli pottuduven"

GA :"enra.. lolla? Unga nool ellam vera engayavadu poi noothukunga. Maruvadiya edatha gaalipanidunga.. illa vagundu poduven vagundu."

Dasa w/o speaking a single word pulls out a aruvaal from his back and stands like Vishal in Sandakozhi or Thimiru or Sivapathigaram or Tamirabharani.

Avalavu than ella directors um thunda kanome thuniya kanome nu odi poidaranga. CK makkal nidanama thanni pidichittu avanga avanga veetukku sandhoshama poranga.

IF Tamil Fans' Lounge.The fireworks for celebrating the 'Thols - pottu thalliaachu' are still decorating the night sky outside. But inside the lounge there is a sudden unexpected gloom filling up the atmosphere and the hearts of all the makkal. Giri has been arrested by AC Durai for the above crime.ACD himself feels sorry for Giri, since she had given him more adventures than his director.Even though Roja had used her poisonous darts, it was giri's cyanide bhajjis which killed Thols first. Giri is seen sitting on a sofa with her face covered by her hands and she is sobbing.

Atina : "Chellam kavalaipada da… unna eppadiyavadu veliya kondu vandiduvome. Nee edukkum kavalai padadhe."

Pat:" Giri, I have contacts with all the global lawyers, jus wait and see my power. I will get you out in no time."

Meli : " Hush hush Sweetie , don't cry. I will give you my laptop and you can type all the poo suttrals from your cell."

Dasa :" adache indhenna kashta kaalam. Giri ,I promise you that I will record all the 300 future episodes of Anandham for you and only you will do the updates after your release."

Rathy :" Amam , nee veliya vara varaikkum naan Anandhamum parka matten, tamizhum solli thara maaten, appuram than indha naradar kondaiyai mudi poduven"

Serial :" Un pasangalukku dinam saapadu poda vendiyadu en velai. Nalla vidavidama paniyaaram, parota, bhajji, idly , dosai ellam panni tharen."

Giri is sobbing uncontrollably. Everyone in sending angry looks at Pat and Roja. They both feel guilty, especially Roja ," che I shouldn't have taken Giri with me." Giriyoda thalai , mudugu ellam Roja aarudala thadavi vidaranga. GA gives a very paridaba look at Roja. Her looks are saying ,"ennakka ippadi panniteengale, unngalukke idhu gynayama?"

Giri :" Akka ennakku konjam kooda sambandham illadha yaaro Thols ndra aala pottu thalla enna 'Anandham Jeevan' madiri use pannitteenga. Adhu prachanai illai. Ippo PC or AC or JC enna arrest pannadu pathi kooda naan kavalai padalai. Indha serial ellam parkira ennakku jail thandanai onnum periaya vishayam illai. Aana….."

Ellarum enna enbadhu pola Giriyai parkiranga.

Giri continues, " Aana… naan Cheyyarukku vechu irunda cyanide kalanda karpooravalli ilai bhajjiyai ippo waste panna vechuteengale , adha than ennale mannikkave mudiyalai..manikkave mudiyalai ….."

IF Tamil Fans Lounge : Everyone is dressed in glittering costumes and matching jewellery weighing more than themselves – a trend started from Jo –Surya's marriage, followed by Arun , Sonya Selvaraghavan and latest Prabhu's son – naatukku romba avasiyamana indha vishayangalai all magazines/newspapers printed 69 out of 75 pages ( 4 out of 6 remaining pages – advertisements). A trend also picked up by instant readymade daughter of Giri , who is missing along with new found mentor Uma, from the lounge. They have presently gone to 'Chennai Silks'.Kavitha is busy with her new recipe 'gooseberry cake dipped in magani kizhangu mandi' and searching for the right size, color and fresh gooseberries. Dasa has taken a liking to Vishal's avatar.

Well let us come to the present 'amali dumali' of Priya – ACD pirikkum 'sadhi velai'. It all started with Pat. Pat was very very angry with Giri because Giri forgot to put Pat's picture in the last 'thanni – lorry' kalakkal. Pat had been waiting for a chance to get back at Giri. She knew all about how one of Giri's atrioventricular heart valve was dedicated to Priya and also noticed that Roja's Attention seeking syndrome was at its peak. So when Giri mentioned once that Priya should not be allowed near ACD, for the time being, for some good reasons, Pat took it up and decided to twist it her way. She immediately entrusted the favorite pastime of Abi ( 'jodiyai pirikaradu') to Roja. Roja, the Vikramaditini took up the noble cause to humour Pat.

When a new Divya was brought Caryn was jumping with joy. Caryn frantically looked for Pravish who had mysteriously vanished, but found a pal in Meli. But you all know how the new Divya simply walked out ( Giri had to literally show an x- ray of her heart to Divya). Next Roja brought Roger the sniffer and finally the dog preferred the pre-budget biscuits of Priya. Sparks were flying from Caryn's eyes. Suddenly there was a new entrant. ACD who missed his dog ,'villulerndu purappatta ambaa' with another sniffer dag, found his own sniffer dog and kosura found Priya also.

Rathy and Jiggly with mischievous grin were giving questioning looks at ACD. Girikku bharatanatyam abinayam pidichikkite paadara vibareeda aasai – " Enna… seiya… pogirai, enna… seiya… pogirai Pandiya? enna seiya pogirai?" ACDkku oru mannu expressionum kaata theriyalai.

Caryn directly confronted ACD – pointing to Priya "indha azhumoonji vendaam I will give you another gnana pazham" and showed a photo. ACD kku kovam thalaikku eriyadu. Sarathkumar madiri "Eeye!!!! Ennakku kalyanamna indha Priyavoda than".

Priya peeps from behind Giri and atlast ACD's face softens. Ok avanga ennamo pannittu pottum.

Giri looked at Pat, " ennakka ippo samadhanam aagiteengala? Ungalukku niraya pic potudaren." Pat slowly turns … looks … sirikalaama… konjama… adede nalla sirichittanga. Appada oruvazhiya Patrajai thiruppti panniaachu.

Guru –Sishyai

IF Tamil Lounge: Atina, Pat, Meli and Giri. Rathy is busy thinking about how Cheyyar is going to turn today's episode and doesn't even know what is happening around her. Giri is lying on a bed- something very bad has happened to her. Indha posting podara varai 81.82% popularity vote vaangina thimirula😡 ,ACD had stopped his engagement and arrested Priya and the court has sentenced her to life ( it is an unwritten police rule – they always ensure max punishment to an innocent, when they kottaivittufy the real culprit). On hearing the news, Giri's dedicated heart valve burst and blood (tomato sauce) trickled out of the corner of her mouth. Dr.Atina and Dr.Pat rushed to her side and immediately operated on her and patched up her valve. But still her condition would be in a dangerous position, if justice was not done to Priya. Dasa had gone on a sudden break. Giri did't hv the energy to send a PM to jiggly and yet to hear from her other half Roja. Dr.Atina was ready to do anything for Nithila or Surya or even Adilakshmi, but for Priya – she jus gave a cynical laugh and walked off. Pat didn't even wait – she flew off to finish the birthday virundu. So Giri turned her 'most paridaba' look at Meli. Meli couldn't believe her eyes – she now saw milk oozing out from Giri's facial parts – 'paal vazhiyara mugam'. Reluctantly Meli agreed to help Giri to rescue Priya.

They dressed up like Rajni & Prabhu – Giri insisted Meli has to be guru and Giri was her sishyai. Only Guru can give many wonderful ideas and it is sishyai's duty to implement them in a proper way, that the Guru imagines. They reach the jail and Meli immediately gives print outs of all the mouth watering pics from IF recipe section to the warden, whose tongue is dead(?) after eating jail kali. Meli asks GA to bring few aluminium plates and plastic items from inside the jail premises – and she does a quick alumino – plastic surgery on Priya to change her 'Alumoonjee face' into a permanent 'pal ilikara face'. Priya changes into a police uniform, which the guru-sishyai have brought. The three walk out of the jail coolly and nobody bothers, since nobody can recognize Priya's new face. The three go to ACD's office. ACD expecting another new JC, salutes to Priya. There is a volcano ready to erupt from Priya's eyes.

Meli : "Muttal AC Durai, idhu Priya than, adukoodava theriyalai?summa 'ka…ka..ka..po…' va irukkadeenga."

Giri :" Amam , konjam 'ka…ka…ka…paa' va irunga."

ACD edhuvum puriyada thiru thiru nu muzhikiraru.

Giri : "kandapadi kaidu panni, kazhuthai arukkara police a irukkadeenga"

Meli : " Kanna thorandu, komputerla,,Priya-kadathala paakara police a irunga."

ACD mugathula asadu vazhiyudu. He now says sorry to a Priya , who is shedding tears , but with a alumino-plastic illippu😉.

IF Lounge: Saturday 11AM

A normal built, medium height figure, dressed in black and white churidar ;its face and head fully bandaged with a black dhuppatta ; over and above this a loosely worn black raincoat, enters the lounge cautiously and slowly. Only its blood shot eyes are visible. It is wielding a thin short cane in its right hand. The figure recognizes some faces and looks expectantly at the others. The lounge becomes suddenly quiet ,everybody throwing suspicious glances at the new comer.

It makes muffled and hissing noises from behind the dhuppatta covering its mouth. Roja is the first to recognize the devil partner. She jumps on Giri and says with a sweet smile "Oh Giri.. you look great as 'Lady Voldemort' (LV). What is that in your hand? a wand? And what happened to ur voice?" . GA enjoys her new title immensely.. afterall she is also a die hard fan of 'You-Know-Who'.

Giri in her karakara hissing voice : "ponga akka… ungalukku eppavum kindal than. Naane romba nondhu noola poi vandu irukken. This is not a wand, but a kucchi to move the cows and buffaloes inhabiting the fast lanes on either side of the divider along the 'Singara Chennai' major roads. Untimely showers in July gave me this wonderful LV voice.

OK adha vidunga… namma Lounge bayangara kolakara idama mariduche… enna mattum thaniya vidalama… adhan naanum odi vandutten. For my part , I hv also brought some weapons. We can try using them. Innum directors ellam inge thane irukkanga?"

Convinced it is only 'namma Giri' , Pat, Rathy, Meli ,Caryn, Kavitha ,Sue ,Rhodes, jiggly and Serial come and kusalam visarichufy. Giri cannot locate Atina or Dasa. Others Tamizh,Usha, Jas, Hos , Pokkiri , Vani continue to look at all this with mild interest.

Giri pulls out three bags from her coat pockets. "Ok ithudhan weapons. Ippo Chennaila idhukku bayapadadhavangale kidaiyadhu. Let us lock each one of the directors in different rooms along with each one of these weapons. They will not die , but will be incapable of doing anything for weeks together.

First bag of Chickugunya infecting mosquitoes goes into D-Aa's room. Second bag of houseflies goes into D-Kas 's room and Jug of 'corporation Water' goes to D-Kol's room.

Appada konja naal nimadhiya irukkalam. Everyone is enjoying the multilayered cake, a favourite of Pat and prepared by Kavi.

Muttrum

Indralogathil CK

IF Tamil Members Lounge:

Atina, Roja, Pat, Dasa, Rhodes,Uma, Giri, Caryn, Rathy, Serial, Kavitha, Jas , Hos, Tamizhan, Tamil Selvi, Pokiri, Rhodes ,Usha, Meli & even Kams.

The post Jo-Surya wedding trend in fashion continues.

The IF Tamil kudumbam has taken the initiative to perform a MEGA YAGNAM for the welfare of Tamil TV viewers. It is a belief in hindu custom to offer prayers through the medium of fire . So a big sacrificial fire is built and everyone is sitting around the fire chanting the prayers.

Suddenly , a figure appears to come out of the fire – all are in heavenly bliss – 'oh Agni, the Lord of fire is coming in person to accept our offerings'. Dasa is ready with a kudam of ghee and Kavitha with specially prepared paysam ( kheer) , Roja and Pat with coconuts, when instead of Agni, 5 very scary looking beings come out the fire. Each of them have big moustaches covering their lower face , eyes ready to shoot fire and atleast 2 sharp horns , measuring 1 feet each. The IF members are shocked and before they can react, they feel tied and pulled by some invisible rope and everyone faints.

IF makkal wake up to find themselves in a different world, in a very huge palace seeming to be floating above the clouds. It is the heavenly abode of the Devas. Urvasi, Rambha and Menaka stop their dancing as soon as they see the glittering IF makkal. They suspect foul play by Devas , in bringing new beauties to the Indralogam. They feel very jealous out- dated and get angry, looking at the new comers. They decide to visit the earth to get dancing lessons from Prabhu Deva and fashion lessons from Charu & Adilakshmi. They immediately leave the hall to contact Sunitha Williams to reserve place for them in her spacecraft during her return journey to the earth. (They must be training under Prabhu Deva or Lawrence by now)

IF makkal are sad and very angry for their present predicament. Lord Yama explains, "When you people were praying for the welfare of TV viewers, the serial directors were conducting a super mega yagam, far far stronger than the one you did, to send you people here. So although all of your lifelines are very strong, we were forced to bring you here."

IF makkal , now resolved to fate, donot bother much and try to have fun where ever they are.

Dasa spots superstar Rajnikanth and being a very great fan goes to his side.

Dasa :" Ennoda peru Dasa, I am your greatest fan , neenga eppo Sir inga vandeenga?"

Rajni :" adha en ketkareenga? 1990 'Adisaya piravi' padathula nadikaraccha inge enna thappa kooti vandutanga. Innum enna keezha anuppa erpadu seiyaranga , seiyaranga… senjutte irukkanga …namma ooru govt department vida romba mosam."

Dasa:"enna dabaikireenga … adisaya piravikku appuram ethanai super hits kodutheenga! Latesta Sivajiya introduce aagi MGR a movie mudikala?"

Rajni :" adhu enoda doopu.. ella padamum avane panni koteeswaran aagitan. Idhula vedikai enna theriyuma. Ippo Jo-Surya kku ponnu porandirukku illa? avaloda jodiya 18yrs kazhicchu nadikka ippave book pannitanam."

Jas goes in search of Wordsworth, Keats & Shelly but instead meet Ilango vadigal, Thiruvalluvar and Kannadasan. All the same she is very happy and strikes a deal with them to translate their work to ELF ish and Mermaid scripts.

Lord Yama – the supreme Judge is holding tightly on to his throne and refuses to vacate it even for a second. He had seen Usha looking at his chair with such a fierce yearning from the time she entered the palace.

Meanwhile Caryn and Kavitha move into the Devas' canteen. Atina , Rhodes, Serial ,Rathy and Hos are sitting in a semi circle and Devas in batches listen to the stories of various TV serials. Meli on one side displays pics of latest male heart throbs including ACD to the Devas and canvassing for cosmetic surgery. Uma goes in search of Agni to have a private word with him to learn how to escape from network firewall. Agni briefs her and as a favour , she designs a long gown outfit of Prof.Dumbledore for him. Giri and Roja are missing, each to their own mischief. Kams went around singing remix of KP sundrambal devotional songs.This went on for few hours and then all kinds of problems started surfacing.

First , the heavenly cooks started their protest. In the story section , analysis of TV characters led to violent arguments. Agni paraded in his new outfit and many wanted similar ones, but since Uma was busy, there was heavy fighting for that single dress. Chaos reigned when they had to decide who get 'Sivaji face' , in Meli's area.

It was evening pooja time and they could n't find a single flower in any of the 1008 parijatham trees. Roja had shaved off all the trees for Giri's future poo suttrals. When the devas assembled in the prayer hall, found all their personal weapons like gatha , sword, chakra , vajrasthra, vayuvasthra, varunasthra, agniyasthra, sakthi asthra, nagasthra, brahmasthra etc missing – this was Giri's kaivannam. Giri suttufied them to replenish Roja's ammunition corner. Then finally all hells (heavens?) broke loose, when Pat started taking a poll as to who was the most handsome and strongest Deva.

Meanwhile, since the devas were not doing their assigned daily duties – life on earth came to a stand still – no air, rain or light. All living creatures suffered. The human beings prayed to The supreme being, who immediately went on rounds to check on the Devas ,was shocked to see the extent of damage the CK makkal could cause in one day.

He simply blesses each one of them " neengal ellarum thirumba bhoomikku sendru innum pala pala aaiyiram varushangal makkalukku sevai seidu ,5007 AD piragu, ishtam irundal inge varungal podhum".

Back in IF members lounge – there is another new comer there – Superstar Rajni sorry Sivaji … COOL