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Rojapoo Paarattu Vizha

Venue : IF Lounge

Time : Monday

The Lounge has a very colourful grand decorated look. The women members enter the lounge decked in very very pretty sarees and men are in festive sherwanis. The seats are filling up fast. The chat revolves around 'Kancheepuram Sarees'. Eljay had earlier contacted the Kancheepuram Weavers Co op Society and enquired about 59K sarees. They gave her few references in Chennai , where she could buy them at 39.75% discounted rates. She had gone there and bought for all the members. Along with the saree, a gold necklace and matching ear rings were also presented. Eljaykku engerndu ithanai panam vandhadhu?

Hos diverts the topic from sarees to bridal showers and Fluidd blushes. Meli is as bubbly as ever. Sue shows her loyalty to man's ancestors and wants everyone to remain that way.

Since Kavi is down with infection, the programme is being recorded. Giant plasma monitors are mounted and the members find themselves smiling and waving on the screens. Pat escorts Atina and Rathy, enna avanga indha pakkam vandhu romba naal aache, vazhi marandu irukkumo?

Nallu is very busy and Jas had kept her that way for the past two days. Jas enters the lounge pushing a half sedated Giri on a wheel chair and occupies a corner seat , keeping Giri at her arm's distance. Jas can feel a lot of sympathetic look cast in her direction.

It is sharp 6PM, a red carpet is laid and in walks the 'nayagi of the evening', 'Pride of the Tamizh section' , Rojapoo through a rain of rose petals and loud cheers from the makkal. Atina leads her to the dais and presents a ponnadai ( shawl –idhu tamizh panpaadu) and Meli gives her a bouquet. After the welcome speech by Pat, they all occupy the front row.

Next event is entertainment , organized by Nallu. She had used all her 'Reliance' connections to bring fully clothed famous celebrities including Trisha, Nayandhara, Reema Sen and even Halle Berri and made them dance to famous old songs of the 1950s.

Giri wakes up and smiles weakly at Roja akka. Jas , the buds gifts Roja with a 22 karat necklace specially made by Giri and a video cassette. Roja hugs them both.

22 k necklace and Roja walking in

Now everyone wants to know why Jas is baby sitting. Meanwhile Roja akka , plays the video tape to find ACD, Priya and CR tied up in top tower of the old castle, deserted by Cinderella as she had moved to the palm islands on the Dubai Marina, opposite to the palm leaf where Sharukh Khan has purchased. Priya's cheeks are swollen , ACD's nose is bleeding and CR has 25kg sand bags hanging from his ears.

Jas starts her story.

"For the better part of the last week Chittu had been behaving abnormally and to keep up her spirits, I took her to the coffee shop. For a little time, I left her there alone and came back to find her gone completely bonkers. I had a feeling this must have been something to do with Anandham.

Now back to the video – Jas has her hands around ACD and Priya and leads them to the top tower in a friendly manner. Next scene we see Jas giving blows to the unsuspecting pair and dragging them inside and tying up their hands and legs. She leaves a mobile phone – minus the SIM card there – idhuvum illama phone work aaradha paarkanum.

Next scene, Jas drags a reluctant CR into the tower , same treatment and additionally suspends sand bags from his ears. ACD and Priyavai partha vudan – Jas loses all her control and slaps Priya non stop. Adhuthaapala ACD mookula ongi ore kutthu. – Ungala Giri erkanave romba kaduppula irundha. Endi Prandhu Priya! 'nee vara episodes parkaradhe semai erichalam – adhai vida kaduppu ungala pathi poosuttral panradhu. Indha nilamaila neeye vera ponnu parka poriya? Adha Giri update vera pannanuma?" –idhanala than Giri went completely mad.

Everyone looks at Jas in wonder – "Irundha ivanga madiri irukanum – friendkku enna ellam seiyaranga?" Jas says – "Giri sadaranama ve konja loosa than iruppa. But indha vishayam ellam ennakku eppadi therinjudu theriyuma ? I had to watch the last week Anandham episodes, that too online. That is when I completely lost my cool. My next target was CR who was trying to escape with the gold biscuits suitcase from under the Tulasi chedi. Adhu duplicate biscuits illai ellam original –CR Bru coffee makers kitte vangina sponsorship." Eljay interrupts, "Jas sonna suitcase engitte than irukku."

Jas pauses her story to check if Giri is ok. She overhears Giri enquiring Foreveryoung about Balu-Bhuvana & Maniarasu-Radhika jodis – potential matter for poosuttral? Jas goes with a kolai veri towards Giri !

Netra rushes into the lounge quietly and looks around to see if Atina and Pat are still present. Sue and Caryn are missing as well. They have left long back. Netra points her index finger at Kadhambari, 'enna onnum panna mudiyadhulah.. and I have the original naradar kondai naa, yours is only poonai kondai….. veh veh veh….'

Kadhambari is sporting a new hairstyle and it kinda moving on its own- 'poonai vaal kondai', patented by Jas. We see a cat sitting on top of Kadhambari's head and its tail is banded with her hair. She grits her teeth and looks up at Giri and Roja akka, "Court case, vakkeel nu peela vittu, naan parasakthi Sivaji madiri dialogues ellam thayar pannittu vandha ippadi pisu pisunu poiduche…'

Roja akka is silent and there is an illumination ring around her head- courtesy Hos who is determined to see a devadhai.

'Wait pannu Kadhambari, indha white ring konja konjama red komba marina vudane naan thaniyave pisasu madiri enna seiyaren paaru.'

Kads turns towards her Giri, 'Iru iru Kads, naanum yosikiren'

Kads is really angry, 'Yosikara latchanam than theriyudhe…vaarakanakkula yosicha.. edhuvum urupatta madiri than…adhukkula naan oorukku kilambiduven.'

'oh appadiya?' Giri goes back to her thinking.

Nallu is busily plotting the next meeting of Ragavi and Vineeth. Indha murai first comment podara racela yaaru jaippa? Kadhambariya… Netrava… Serial123 a illai GGG3?

Vani enters with 69 garlic & curry pizzas and Jas starts laughing and wonders how Vani managed to carry all that. Giri looks up at them confused.

Jas – 'vendaam Giri think pannaadhe, Hos says you are like Kasthuri, so vendaam vittudu. Idhellam unakku puriyadhu'

Suram enters, 'Jas.. neeyum naanum ore kuttaiyile uruvaana thamaraigal' and turns to Giri- Giri kannu, indha mari matterellam namba kaile vandhu nee kellu, naan coreeta solli tharen. Inna therdha?' Giri nods like a bhoom bhoom madu. At the mention of Kasthuri, Roja akka's red kombu has just sprung up a little. She gives a cycle tyre and a stick to Giri, who dutifully goes around the lounge rolling the tyre with the stick and singing drio drio drio. Roja runs around along with Giri, clapping hands. This in turn increases Giri's drio drio which intensifies Roja's clapping. The lounge has become quiet except for the tyre drio and claps. Suddenly Giri seizes the poonai from Kads' head, the handbag from Netra and the keyboard from Nallu, lets her hair loose and does a saami aatam. Roja goes into frenzy. The duo is joined by Mr.Netra, much to his wife's mouth opening 5". The three circle around Kadhambari, Netra and Nallu

Giri drags Kadhambari and pushes her into an empty room and locks the door. Roja akka does the same with Nallu. The keys are deliberately misplaced. Vinod drags a first stunned and then 'kadari kadari katthara' Netra out of the lounge leaving little Kaeishyan with the evil duo. As if switched off, the evil duo pretend nothing has happened and start konjing the kutti payan. Pat and Atina enter. Everything is fine. The locked rooms are quiet for the next 3 hours.

First Mr and Mrs. Netra enter the lounge with a flush– 'Saif Ali Khan padathukku than enna kootitu ponaar Vinod. Thanks'

Giri manasukkulle – thanks ellam edhukku… kaali theatrela atleast 2 peru andha cinema parthanganu producer sandhosha paduvaar

Netra manasukkule – 'naanga maatum padathaiya parthome?'

There is a knock from Kads' room. Roja akka opens it and Kads comes out after a 2 hour ayurvedic massage.

'pack panni pack panni ore asadhi… naalla 2 mani neram massage pannanga… super thookam.'

There is a surprise guest to the lounge, specially flown from Mumbai. Nallu is quiet behind the closed doors. Kidaicha gapla she had found another computer inside and had created 4 more chapters for Ragavi. The door is opened by Giri and out comes Nallu to the birthday chorus from the IF members and her favourite hero waiting with a cake.

Netra donot rejoice so soon😆😆!

Kosuru:

Roja akka : 'Giri, nee enna perisa edho pannuven ninachen, kadaisiyele moonu perukkum favourable a pocche?'

Giri with a relieved sigh: 'Aiyo akka, 3 mani neram nimmadhiya irundhome adhukku mela enna venum! Tamil Chat corner nu oru thani edam irukku illa? Adhu pathaadha ivangalukku? Ella thread aiyum chat corner aaki, vidikaalaiyile arambichu rathiri varai pakkam pakkama ropparanga 😭 😃 . Meli vera illai.... Rounds vandhu, rounds vandhu kai kaalu ellam ore asadiya pocchu. Thalaiyellam bayangarama sutthudhu - enna than easya ella pakkamum parkalaamnalum ippadiya? adhan 3 peraiyum thani thaniya pirichu anupitten 😈😃