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That was great Atina... after long break whn i log on had good 😆 . Great work 👏 👏 👏

Yellorum kalakiteenga.... 🤣
Cant stop laughing...
Dont know how I missed this site on IF

see sakti,
I told you....!!!!?? 😊

I am glad you like this section....and be the official ambassor from this section to the main stream......

Thanks in advance for the adverts you are going to make in the main section..... 😉

Not sure whether I can put it here but if you can take it as a comedy, here is what I received in my email after the Indian team's disastrous show in World Cup--

Subject: Indian cricket team -


After the shameful defeat of Team India in the hands of Bangladesh ,
the team members were not able to show their faces to people and they chose
not to go in public and rather just pack up in hotel rooms.
Dravid could not resist for too long to be in the hotel room
and still not be able to go out shopping. So he disguises himself
as a Sardar and goes out. He meets a woman at the exit of the hotel who
greets him "Hi Dravid!"

Surprised for having been caught he comes back and makes himself up as a
muslim woman - in Burkha etc and goes out. Yet the same woman greets

him "Hi Dravid!".

Dravid comes back determined to give it yet another try with the make up of
a Hippie wig and shorts etc. All in vain, the same lady catches him again and
greets him "Hi Dravid!".

Bewildered by now, he could not help asking, "How did you recognise me?"

The lady replied - "I am Sehwag!"

Hahahhaah that was a good one Dasa... But really the match was so bad and many were dissapointed as actual fact. 😭 😭

Good joke Dasa.
It seems a fan died in India of shock.

good one Dasa!!

Yeah one man from hyderabad and one from Pune got heart attack on the bad performance by Indian boys against Srilanka.

That's was a good one, Dasa 😆 😆 😆
They played very badly and disappointed us, but one thing is sure, we all forget that they are humans like us and expect too much of them. It's just a game where someone will win and lose. Can't believe that people died coz of this.

Thanks for giving "life" to this section after Giri and Roja's departure. 😃

Originally posted by: meli

That's was a good one, Dasa 😆 😆 😆
They played very badly and disappointed us, but one thing is sure, we all forget that they are humans like us and expect too much of them. It's just a game where someone will win and lose. Can't believe that people died coz of this.

Thanks for giving "life" to this section after Giri and Roja's departure. 😃

Meli, Actually I am very passionate about cricket and I can accept when a team fights till the end and loses narrowly but to lose in this way is something very bad--if you just see how much money they make from cricket and advts etc, we always feel they should put more effort.

I read that Tendulkar and other big stars make more than 10-15 crores rupees per year.

So many jokes about Indian cricket team I getting by email and here is a sample--They deserve this and more!!

What did the spectator miss when he went to the toilet?
The entire Indian Innings.

Where do Indian batsmen perform there best?
In Advertisements.

When would Agarkar have 100 runs against his name?
When he is bowling.

What is the most proficient form of footwork displayed by Indian batsmen?
The walk back to the pavilion.

How to increase the chances of Indian batsmen playing out the entire 50 overs? Try giving them two innings to begin with, then try three and so on.

What is the Indian version of a hat-trick?
3 runs in 3 balls

What is the height of optimism ?
Sehwag coming out to bat applying sunscreen on his face.

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Phone Call for Sehwag:
Indian Team Manager : "Hello"(over Phone)
Wife :"Can I talk to Sehwag, this is his wife."

Indian Team Manager:"Sorry,he is just going to bat"
Wife:"No Problem Manager, I will Hold on"

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DIVORCE COURT SCENE :
The Judge (J.) asks the little girl (LG):
Now that your parents are getting divorced do you want to live with your mummy?
LG - No, my mummy beats me.

J. - Well then, I guess you want to live with your daddy.
LG - No, my daddy beats me too.

J. - Well then, who do you want to live with?
LG - I want to live with the Indian Cricket team, they never beat anybody !!!