raj- aamna YE JO HAI ZINDAGiiii - Page 6

A: vidya ,ye jo mera dost angad hai naa………..ek no. ka kameena hai………U know when a reporter asked his motto in life what he said………….
S: (khate hue aaraam se) USE CONDOM, ALWAYS 😆
V: what…………??????????????? 😕
A: aise he us reporter ne bhi react kia tha ………to pata hai usne kya bolaa……….. 😡
S: ALWAYS PRACTICE SAFER SEX………..tabse uska nickname maine S.S. rakh dia, bole to Mr safer sex……..
Aane de India bohot joote padenge…….. 😆 😆 😆
A: tu chup kar………. Aaj zindagi mein pehli baar aisa khaana kha rahaa hun 😡 😡
S: yaar life mein sabkaa experience honaa chaahiye…. 😆 😆 😆 .
A: tujhe to aisee biwi milegi jo tujhse bhi gandaa khaana banaati ho……….jab bhookhe maroge to pataa chalega. 😡 😡 😡

S: dekh vidya dost ho ke mujhe shraap de rahaa hai…… 😭 .
V: U guys r just too much……..
Saying this took her plate & went into the kitchen………
A: tu dekh ab tu dekh…………. 😡 😡 😡
S: dikha……….. 😆
Tabhi from behind…
Angad: bade kamene log ho tum……… 😆
A&S both: tujhse kam…………. 😆
Sameer stood up, went to angad & hugged him……..
An: waise bhi ye tujhe thore hi dikhayegaa………….dikhaayegaa to bas apni hone waali wife ko…………… 😆
S: what………… 😡 .(hits angad) yaar avi meraa ye matlab bilkul nahi tha…………..(to angad) saale polluted mind………nikal bahar………nahi to hamare sanskaar bhi kharaab ho jayenge…. 😆
Both start laughing……..tabhi angad saw some food on table
An: ye kya hai………….
A: zeher……………khana hai??????? 😡
An: let me taste it(tastes) yuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Kisne banaaya hai ye
S: tu ye bhi banaa sakta hai????????????? 😡
An: is se bohot behtar……….kya khaoge Italian, Mexican, thai, Chinese………ya Japanese ……
😆

A: Indian……….
S: wo ise banaane nahi aata…….. 😆

😆😆oh I forgot to introduce angad.............. 😆

angad hated to study.........somehow did B. com & then against his father's wish did the course of fashion designing.some days before..he was designing clothes in new zealand became very famous there & now he aspires to establish a fashion institute in India.....A playa by nature he is the sweetest amongst all the friends.......& yes he shares a very special bonding with sameer(mind u they r not homos)😆😆😆

lets see his friends help him or not in making his dream a reality😆

oh u guys dont remind me....I havnt introduced avinash & bhoomi...

Avinash or avi is car engineer .he is sameer's roommate as u all know & his best friend....he designs cars for maruti suzuki..........u know the new swift car of maruti was in his mindset.........but maruti launched it before he was about to reveal his mind plan to the company...........just kidding guys.😆😆and yes he is seeing angad for the first time..he used to talk to him on phone &became his very good phone friend😆😆😆.his family will be introduced in coming parts

next bhoomi.............

she was sameer's college friend..........both did MBA together from Australia..she also wanted to work in india.so started doing her first job in india itself unlike sameer.....she does some finance work in the company........actually I dont know myself.... poochhnaa padegaa😆😆..........sameer met her again when he became avi's room mate.....come on she was his girlfriend then...........like avi she has also not met angad & is his best phone friend...........

In my story besides anvesha, koi dukhi aatmaa nahi hai😆😆😆

oh I forgot to tell u , this story is in the backdrop of banglore...........now i think I hav tied up the loose ends.....😆😆😆

ab jab ye chaar mil gaye hain to meri kahaani mein haahaakaar to machegaa hi.............

so keep reading & enjoy😆

oh I 'll post soon & yes no need to worry there is no love triangle....... so vidya balan is cast opp. angad....😃though in my wildest dreams I wanted to cast her opp. rajeev....but u guys will kill me........I am afraid u know😆

luv,

akanksha

no comments 😭 is this part that bad

👏 cool part yaar..................u write a mast story..........vidya balan..hehe.......cool!!!!.........loved the part!!!!!!!!...........bapre..........kya nv jokes marte hain ye log........uff angad is truly ss.....lolzzzzzzzzz 😆

luv,
vandu 😉

Originally posted by: togepe30

👏 cool part yaar..................u write a mast story..........vidya balan..hehe.......cool!!!!.........loved the part!!!!!!!!...........bapre..........kya nv jokes marte hain ye log........uff angad is truly ss.....lolzzzzzzzzz 😆

luv,
vandu 😉

thanks vandu, I think besides u nobody is interested in my story😊

After sometimes ,Vidya came out of the kitchen…..in Sameer's clothes………… 😆 😆 😆
Angad started looking at her with mouth open………….
S: tu kabhi nahi sudhregaa……. 😡 .(to vidya) meet my friend Angad…arr……….SS & don't mind ladkiyon ko dekhna iski paidaishi beemari hai……… 😆 .(at this angadlooked away) aur haan tu kuchh sharam kar…..she is married…. 😡
A: aur iska 5 saal ka beta bhi hai 😡
V: (politely)its nice to meet u 😊
An: (mesmerised) Its always nice to meet women…………. 😉
Vidya goes……….sameer hits angad
An: (irritated) kya problem hai teri, mujhe mare bina dil ko thandh nahi padti tere 😡
S: kya karun ek tu hi to hai jispe mujhe itna pyaar aata hai… 😆 ……….waise India mein kaise kaise…
😆

An: kuchh nahi bas tum logon se milne ka man kar gayaa
S: tujhe aur hamse milne ka man kar gayaa……..ye dauraa kaise padaa tujhe. 😆 😆 😆
An: wo actually mein I want to establish a fashion institute in India 😳
S: and u want us to help u out in it ………….right 😳
An: right….. 😛
S: akele joote khaa ke pet bhar gayaa tera jo ab hamaare saath bhi share karnaa chaahtaa hai……… 😡
An: kya??????????????
S:teri to nas nas main waakif hun……….wahaan new Zealand ki kudion se man bhar gaya to doston ki yaad aa gayi….aur wo bhi apne matlab ke liye.. 😡
An: dekh sameer mujhe agar tujhse milne ka man nahi rehtaa & main apne matlab se aaya hota to seedha apne dad ke paas jaata 😡
S: to jaa……..jaa…….kisne manaa kiya hai. 😡 😡 .
Avi: stop it guys………
S: tu hamaare beechmein mat bol…… 😡 ……..haan to jaa tu………nikal yahaan se 😡
An: haan haan jaataa hun………. Yahaan to sab kaam bhi karne padte………….delhi jaake aaraam se rest karungaa…… 😡 …
S: matlabiiiiiiiii………..baahar nikal…
😡 Angad takes his briefcase….& goes out….Avi remains in the state of shock………sameer is quiet………just after 5 minutes……………angad comes back at the door………
An: aur agar main kahun ki tu kuch bhi kar………. aur main yahaan se na jaaun to…………. 😆 .
Sameer & angad start laughing………………avi still shocked………they look at his (avi's) face & begin to laugh again ….. 😆 😆
An: yaar ye to bohot jaldi maamu ban jaata hai……. 😆
S: (still laughing) iski galti nahi hai………........................, yaar avi , we cant live without fighting

An: But, we cant even do without one-another.........(starts singing) ye dosti hum nahi chhodenge

An: 😃 todenge dum magar. 😃
S: tera saath naa chodenge…. 😃 😃 😃

An: yaar bhoomi kahaan hai……….. aawaaj to bohot sexy hai……..I wanna meet her………. 😳
S: phone kar le………. 😳
An: abhi kartaa hun
He goes & dials bhoomi's no.
B: hello who's on the line………. 😊
An: angad
B: kahaan se.. 😛
An: from banglore….. 😉
B: what tu yahaan India …….kab aayaa 😛
An: abhi kuch der pehle…..sameer ke ghar pe hun.
B: ruk main abhi aati hun………….(remembers something) yaar aaj to nahi ho payegaa……..office mein bohot kaam hai…………. 😭 .
An: yaar kaisi dost hai tu……..is office more imp. than ur best friend………. 😡
B: yaar mujhe ghar bhi shift karnaa hai…….aaj nahi ho payega bas…….
An: ok !! ok!! Need some help. 😳
B: naah!! I can manage………
😊 Angad phone pe lagaa padaa hai, tabhi doorbell rings
Sameer opens the door ………
S: ji kya hai??
Man: sir I'm from jet airways………this is mr angad khanna's luggage & his dogi.(chi hua hua……..the dogi in hutch commercial) 😆 😆 😆
The dogi runs & sits in angad's lap….Angad disconnects & then………. 😆 😆
An: meet my dogi…sameer… 😆 😆 .
Avi: kya tere dogi ka naam sameer hai………. 😆 😆
Sameer gives an expression of I'll kill u…..angad starts laughing.
An: yaar naam to main yahi rakhnaa chaahtaa tha per ye paltu hai(looking at the dogi), is ki tarah jaangli nahi 😆 😆 😆
His name is tommy…………..
Tabhi kuchh noises aati hain locality se………..sameer rushes to see what happened………..when he goes out he sees ansh beating vidyaa….& saying some rubbish……..vidya is crying…………. 😭
Ansh: randi!! Paraaye mardon ke saath din bhar aish karti hai.(crowd jamaa hai)…….. besharam……..(he starts hitting her very badly)
Sameer now cudnt control himself & goes to ansh 😳

(sorry for using harsh words...........😭)

next part ke liye.............hold ur breath..........i'll post soon...........


Luv,
Akanksha......... 😭 😭 😭
(me also cudnt bear to see sameer like this)