Something cheesy..
"Aapko Mom se both maar padne waali hai Teeku Meeta was fuuurious
"I am sorry, I only have three months Bhabhi Teeku whispered
"And you told him?
"Bhabhs
"Have u gone on your honeymoon yet?
"Umm... NOOO Teeku looked baffled
"EXACTLY
"Pehle HONEYMOON PAR HO AAYE DUFFER she hissed hoarsely
"I have to say something to him, what will I tell Mrs Sood
"AUR JOB KAR LENA Meeta shouted
"Ooops she cursed herself later
"He started it Teeku said sadly
"Aapki shaadi se na, duniya mein sab log khush hain siway AAP dono ke Meeta said in shock
"I am not being difficult at all bhabhi Teeku said quietly
"Koi aur baat kar lein aap
"Hum ghar ka kaam karte hain, Chandu ka homework, therapy, bas she said sadly
Meeta sighed
"Sunen to Meeta killed her train of thought
"Bhabhi I know what u are trying to do, you are seeing the glass half full
"Dad ne baat ki Uncle se last week, they are so so happy
"Everybody is too nice... Teeku said sadly
"To phir aapko koi pareshaani nahi honi chahiye?
"Agle 10, 20 saal hum yahi karte rahen?
"Teeku jab shaadi ki baat aayi, Dad ne Australia, UK, USA, Delhi har jagah dhoonda, aapko koi pasand nahi aaya
"I she didnt finish "LOVE HARIT "I don't know why I chose him she said softly
"Hum batayen?
"Jee?
"Hum batate hain... he is hot, he is tall, educated, very refined, funny, has lots of friends and has no criminal past... nor babies Meeta giggled
"Unke bhai unko kahe, college waali roop mein humse milte to hum kabhi haan nahi karte Teeku smiled
"Why?
"U know... bandholz, man bun and those retro glasses Teeku could not describe how much she dug that look of his
"Oooh Meeta sighed nodding appreciatively
"What is he talking about... you LOVE that look on a man Meeta said suddenly
Teeku blushed intensely thankful it was a phone call
"He does have swagger, not in those black pants and white shirt... no.. nope Meeta nodded
"I know, he comes home grimy and grumpy. Aate hi bathroom mein ghuskar ek ghanta nahaate hain Teeku giggled
"Are u around when he steps out?
"NOOO!! Teeku replied primly
"Oh? Um...? Uh... OH? Meeta was pissed
"Kya karti rehti hain tab aap?
"Chandu ka home work tamasha jhel rahe hotey hain, remember he threw the fire truck on Gauri's brow?
"Haan aapne Chandu ke around fortress nahi banayi to who... he will destroy everything in sight Meeta mocked
"BHABHS
"U know what? Try being in the room when he steps out of the shower tonight
"And say what? Teeku asked her insides jumping like a giant frog
"Just look sultry Meeta giggled
Himani was calling for her
"Hum chalte hain... Aapki class baad mein lenge
Meeta hung up, her mind running a mile a nanosecond worrying what to tell Himani
And Teeku obediently followed her Bhabhi's advice and so stood outside the bathroom (in his bedroom, since the bathroom had two doors, one each leading to her room and his)
She fidgeted nervously, texting IGing, Whatsapping friends
He stepped out after a good 48 minutes and was startled to see her in the corner between the map wall and the the window wall
"Hey? he smiled, he had the towel pressed down on his chin
"Kya hua? she asked
"I wanted to loop a song, I forgot I had a razor in one hand... and almost split my chin in half he walke dover and showed her the nick
"OH WOW she gasped it was a good an inch
She wished he had said something cheesy like "I was thinking about you and cut myself Avantika
Just forming that line alone in HER mind aroused her.
She sucked a groan and swallowed it choking on it
A thin fibre hung to the oozing spot, she reached and grabbed it, he pressed his towel on it again
"Yahan kya kar rahin hain? he asked his eyes sparkling
She went on her toes and kissed him on his lips
He didn't need any more encouragement
He grabbed her by her waist and lifted her up, tilting her, placing a hand on the nape of her neck and devoured her lips
Inspite of her fainting excitement she managed to part her lips for him, his mouth parted in sardonic satisfaction as he burrowed into hers, suckling on her warm tongue, in swift famished strokes
Sinking them both into a luscious, blissfully uninterrupted kiss...
"You are a sorceress!! he gulped, as she slid down, his body shaking from the aftermath
He placed his bruised chin on her forehead and gasped. He would leave a spot of red on her forehead, discovered by Lakshmi on the dinner table