CHAPTER 2
LIPS DON'T LIE
Many eyes scrutinized her as Vidushi hurriedly walked through the hostel corridors. Oblivious to anything, she made way to her room. Entering her room, she breathed a sigh of relief. She had had many tiffs with Parth, but this time... this time he actually sounded dangerous. Sitting on her bed, she looked around. No Sanyukta... No Sanyukta's fevicol-ke-jod-se-bhi-zyaada-bejod-supporter Kaustuki -The only relief after the conversation with Parth.
"Conversation??!!.. MY FOOT." Vidushi cursed as the word popped in her mind. "Conversation nahi Dhamki. Jab dekho tab dhamki deta rehta hai. Galti karo to problem. Accha karo to problem. Har cheez se problem. FITE ka Sunny Deol. Taarikh pe Taarikh ki tarah Problem pe Problem." She grunted.
And then his blink and miss expression flashed in her mind. The expression he had on his face, before smirking and agreeing on her condition. "Sirf acting karne ko hi to kahaa tha. Expression to aisa diya tha jaise maine uski dono kidneys maang li ho, wo bhi free fund mein." she ranted. Getting up from the bed, she closed the door. She needed to be alone for a while.
Jiggy almost jumped out of his skin, as the door banged open and Parth barged into the room with a sab-kuch-jalaa-ke-raakh-kar-doonga expression. Jiggy opened his mouth and immediately closed it as Parth threw his bag on the bed. "Samjhti kya hai apne aap ko. I am her puppet? Dekh loonga. You'll regret this. I'll make you regret this Vidushi." He clenched his fists whispering to himself.
Vidushi creased her brow further and further looking into the mirror. Getting the look right, she pressed her right thumb, on her lips in the mirror.
"30 days and these lips"... "These lips will tell me what I want to hear."... "Or else, I'll make them talk", and with that she burst out laughing. Laughing like a maniac, she tumbled on the bed. "Uff... How do you manage this Parth? I am sure savere uth ke aadha ghanta practice karte hoge for these terminator dead expressions." And again a series of laughter started as the image of Parth as terminator popped into her head. Finally managing to control the crazy thoughts, she got up.
Wiping her happy tears she smirked, "Your wish is my command Dear Parth. Ab se jab bhi hum dono baat karenge, My Lips Won't Lie. No pretense. I'll show you what a good girlfriend is. Watch and LEARN."
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"Parth", Vidushi called from behind as she saw Parth aiming for the basket. And with that he missed the basket. "Are you crazy??.. It's 2 PM. What the hell are you doing in this hot atmosphere? It's not good for you. Dawaai li tumne?" Vidushi asked horrified. "Nahi... Le loonga thodi der mein. Aur please, Tumhe ye fake tension lene ki zaroorat nahi hai." He taunted, still with his back towards her.
"I guess, is FAKE relationship mein I am the girl friend, right?"
"Obviously..!!", he said clenching his jaw. Scorching heat and Vidushi's blabber was doubling his brain temperature.
"If it's so obvious, then TUM kyun ladkion ki tarah nakhre dikhaa rahe ho?" She shouted.
ENOUGH, his brain exploded.
Turning around he shouted, "LE LOONGA DAWAAI JAB LENI HOGI. AUR MAIN TUMHAARE SAATH VIKRAM BETAAL KA KHEL KHEL RAHA HOON KYA? JAHAAN JAATA HOON MERE KANDHE PAR SAWAAR HO JAATI HO." Glaring at her, Parth took his bag and walked past her.
"Aaah.. ", Parth screamed as Vidushi pushed him and made him fall, on his chest. "YE KYA BAKWAAS HAI VIDUSHI", he roared as he tried to get up. But Vidushi again pushed him midway and he landed on his back. "VIDUSHIII", his eyes widened in horror as she sat on him. "Ye kya kar rahi ho tum?" He asked gritting his teeth. Keeping her palms on both sides of his head, she leaned in.
"Betaaal nahi Chudail"
"Huh?"...
"Haaan... Sab mere peeth peeche mujhe Chudail hi bulaate hai. So majority wins. Isliye main tumhaare kandhe par nahi tumhaari chhaati par baithoongi. Samjhe". Parth timidly nodded his head completely gob smacked by her audacity,
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Picking up his bag, she took out the medicines and his bottle. "Muh kholo", she ordered. Parth blinked absent mindedly. "Ab kya Vardhan Sir se announcement karwaani padegi? I said OPEN YOUR DAMN MOUTH", she screamed in anger. Parth didn't even know himself when he opened his mouth, when Vidushi poured in water, popped in the medicine and closed his jaw. Getting off him, she suddenly smiled. "That's like a sweet boy friend. Aise hi raha karo. I SWEAR. Aur bhi Sexxxyyy lagte ho" With that she winked leaving behind Parth gawking at her retreating figure.
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"I am still having my dinner. Aur main apne aap dawaai le loonga. Tum jaao yahaan se", Parth said, not meeting her eyes, as Vidushi went near his table in the canteen. Ignoring him, she pulled the chair. As soon as she got seated, Parth shifted a bit away. Raising her eyebrows she smirked, "Rape nahi karoongi tumhaara. Promise." Parth's head jerked towards her. "KYA?" he said not believing his ears. Leaning towards him she whispered seductively, "Hmm.. Sach.. I mean, I admit, ke jab bhi main tumhe dekhti hoon.. Mann karta hai tumhe KHAA jaaaon. But then, I am a pure veg." Vidushi winked, enjoying every bit of those horror struck expressions, at full display, on Parth's face.
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Looking here and there, to check if god-forbid anybody heard that, Parth hissed, "Dekho.."
"Exactly, Dekho Parth. Medicines ke saath no compromise. They are important. Aur agar tumne dawaai skip ki to main ..."
"Hey Parth, Vardhan Sir is calling you." Sahil interrupted them. Grabbing the opportunity, Parth rushed to meet him.
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Randhir and Jiggy, with unblinking eyes, saw the most horrendous scene they could have ever dreamt of.
"Parth.. Uthoo.. Paaarthhh", Vidushi was sitting in their room, on their roommate's bed and was trying to wake him up from the past 15 minutes. Frustrated she looked up at them and asked, "Ye so hi raha hai na. Comma mein to nahi chalaa gaya na?". The other two still stared at her horrified. Giving up, she moved towards his ear and shouted, "PAAARRTHHH"
"Haan... Kya hua?... Kya.." Parth got up startled and stopped midway, as he saw Vidushi sitting right next to him waving at him with a smile.
"Hi.. You missed your medicine right? Pata hai mujhe" She grinned.
He looked around. Lights were on and his roommates, they were looking at them as if they were from outer space. Shit. She is really HERE.
"Vidushiii.. What the hell AR.." ... "Mmm", Parth struggled as Vidushi had popped the medicine and put the bottle to his mouth. After couple of minutes, yanking away the bottle, he gritted, "Ye kya hai Vidushiii.."
"Kya.. Kya hai?.. Bottle hai" she said innocently. Randhir and Jiggy burst out laughing. Flaring his nostrils, he hissed, "Ye nipple waali bottle hai Vidushi. Bacchon ke liye hoti hai ye". His temper flared even more as Randhir and Jiggy howled with laughter clutching their stomachs.
"Ab tum bachhon ki tarah behave karoge to aisa hi karna padega na. I had told you."
"Tumne aisa kuchh nahi kahaa tha." He accused her. "SHUT UP GUYZZZ", He roared at his rolling roommates.
"Haan matlab.. Main kehne waali thi ke dekho agar tum medicine nahi loge, to main KHUD TUMHAARE ROOM MEIN AAKE MEDICINE DOONGI. Par tum sunne se pehle hi bhaag gaye." She shrugged and Parth stood there dumbfounded. This is not for REAL, right? He hoped.
"Tumhe sharam nahi aati Vidushi.. Itni Raat ko boys hostel mein ghus aayee tum.?" He hissed.
"Tchh.. Nope.. Kisi mahaan insaan ne kahaa hai..." She said dreamily looking at the ceiling.
"Kya kahaa hai?" He roared.
"Jisne ki SHARAM.. Uske foote KARAM", she winked. And the howling started all over again, this time with a round of applause for the daring lady.
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"Anyway, I am too tired. I am off to sleep now. Night boysss", she yawned as Parth opened his mouth to blast her. Climbing the window, she slid down the pipe. The laughter subsided and the nightmare came to strike Parth.
"Waise ye konsi dawaai ki baat ho rahi hai Parth bhai. Hua kya hai?" Jiggy asked in a serious tone. Parth stood numb thinking of how to avoid the question.
"Time Please..!!" Vidushi head popped on the window again. "Main doosra option bhi saath laayee thee.. Dena bhool gayee. Jiggy. Catch..!!". She threw a bottle at him. Fumbling he catched, "HAJMOLA", he asked confused. "Yep, agar wo medicine kaam na kare to ye to definitely kaam kar jaayegi" She grinned.
"You mean.. " Jiggy said in a fit of laughter.
"Aur nahi to kya.. Iski shakal nahi dekhi kya tumne kabhi Jiggy?. Hameshaa UPTIGHT rehta hai", she grinned.
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This is DEFINITELY NOT REAL, right? Parth prayed baffled as Randhir laughed hysterically and Jiggy tumbled off the bed, laughing, with the bottle in his hand.
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