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She turned around placed her arms around his neck and said
"Swayam I'm teaching you bio tonight."
"What, me and bio, shar, I failed at a 7th std bio test, and you want to teach what you learn to me, you cant be serious." He said placing his arms around her waist.
"I hell am, so how about starting from basics, reproduction"
He got shocked as he heard reproduction, he wanted to have some fun with her and she was initiating it, why would he let go off such a chance. He said
"Your wish is my command"
"Okay, lets start" she said and started unbuttoning his shirt.
He was surprised at first but was fine with the idea later. He decided to play along, he unlocked her locked curls.
"Reproduction helps in population growth it happens when the male reproductive cell reaches the female egg. Once these two meet, fertilization occurs, and a zygote is formed. The zygote becomes an embryo and that becomes a baby. That's it. But again there too many disadvantages in this too.
"And what is it" he said while pecking her right cheek.
"Population growth, my love."
"Any measures to prevent it" he asked massaging her waist. She again had a hard time controlling herself. simi was absolutely right.
"ya there are, natural and artificial, what would you choose."
"I always choose natural" he said while placing wet kisses on her neck
She mentally patted her back and thought "mission accomplished"
"Then leave me and concentrate" she said confusing him
"Why" he asked
"You chose natural method, which meant not giving a chance to the formation of zygote, which indirectly meant self control, my lovable boyfriend."
He obviously did not hear anything she said which saddened him
She returned to the cockaroach and screamed
"SWAYAM, the cockaroach disappeared
The cockaroach has disappeared
Swayam was shocked this little tiny creature cost him 5 bucks n now it has disappeared where
"Shar kaha ja sakta? Dhundo" He said
No reply came
He turned only to see Sharon shivering.
"Shona kya hua, ek cockaroach hee to gayab hua h ismei itna ghabrane k jarurat nahi h" Swayam consoled her
"Swayam, she replied weakly, wo zinda tha and maine uss zinda cockaroach ko hath mei pakad ke cut kar rahi thi"
"aaahhha"
Swayam jumped over the bed
Sharon stared him. Something crawled over her feet n the next second she was on the bed tightly hugging Swayam
"Swayam uss cockaroach ko pakado" she pleaded to him
"Main try karta hoon, spray kaha hai?" Swayam got down from bed
"Spray mat karna Swayam usse infection lag jayega, dissection result bekar ho jayega"
"Shona abhi bhi tumhe dissection ki padi hai" He replied in disbelief. Mentally cursing the shopkeeper who said it was dead.
"Main kya kar sakti hoon ye project bahot important hai" She replied in sad tone
"Swayam wo raha" She shouted
"Kaha" He started the search
"Arrey yaha nahi waha"
He took her file in his hand
"Swayam file se nahi wo rahi broom"
He took the broom carefully that it would not run away again n placed the broom on it.
"Maar dalo isse isne mera project kharab kar diya" Sharon replied angrily.
Somehow Swayam managed to take out its breath n sighed in relief.
"Yeh toh gaya, kal uss shopkeeper ki turn hai marne ki"
Sharon slowly took the step towards it. "Sach mei mar gaya hai?" She asked innocently like a 5 year child.
"Haan shona check karlo" Swayam forwarded the creature
"Nahi nahi thik hai" She started the dissection procedure once again but deep down fearing that it won't run away n Swayam helped her without any distraction
Today was indeed a very tiring for both of them.
They later had dinner and retired to bed.
In their bedroom both of them are sitting in each others embrace.
"Thank god, your project got over, now I can get some pease."
"Yup, you can, in that instance wven I can."
"weise submit kab karna tha isse"
"3 days later"
"phir aaj kyun bhagaya mujhe"
"taki 2 din tumhare saath aaram se reh sakoon"
"ohh, by the way I was thinking, kyun hum ab practicals ki practice kare."
"What?" she asked
"I mean tumne aaj reproduction sikhaya, practicals toh hum bhul hi gaye"
"pehle propose karo phir produce karne ki baat karo.
"Propose toh maine 2 years pehle kiya tha, isliye toh hum live-in relation mei hain"
"mujhe nahi mere dad ko"
"shona, meri jaan, mein uss type ka ladka nahi hoon and you are well aware of it"
"stupid, I mean to say, shaadi ke liye mere papa se mera haath mango" she said hitting his head.
"shona meri galti nahi hai, unke saamne aate hi main darr jaata hoon."
"bade bade criminals ke samne kabhi dare nahi tum, phir mere papa kyun?" she asked upset
"kyuki tumhare papa criminal nahi hai.
You're right, mere papa criminal nahi hai, you're the criminal
"And what did I do"
"You stole his daughter's heart."
The day had come when Swayam was all ready for slaughtering.
After the convo between them that night. They decided to talk to their parents.
They are going for dinner with Sharon's dad. Swayam was freaking out. He was so scared about it. To propose a girl was easy but not her dad.
Father are so protective about their daughters. Sharon's dad is no less than hitler. He was very short tempered.
"What if he didn't liked me n shot me with his gun?" Such weird thoughts were ringing in Swayam's head.
"Swayam lets go" Sharon interrupted his chain of thoughts.
They entered her house. Swayam tried to masked up his scared face.
As soon as Sharon saw her dad he ran and hugged him
His eyes scanned Swayam. The courage Swayam had mustered till now was disappeared in thin air.
They all seated in living area.
Seeing the tension on Swayam's face Sharon started the convo
"Dad he is Swayam, I told u before"
"Nice to meet u Sir" Swayam greeted to him
"Sharon beta, can u excuse us? I need to talk to him alone"
"What will I do now? He is sending Sharon also" Swayam thought in his mind
"All the best" Sharon mouthed n in return got a weak smile.
She was roaming in her room for more than half n hour but cant do anything. Why is dad taking so much time?
"If dad didn't like him?" What if he reject him?"
"No he will not reject him afterall he is my choice" She blushed at this thought.
Thak Thak
Sharon Mam Ur dad is calling u outside.
She went in the living area. Swayam was nowhere.
"Sharon" She can a sense of seriousness in his voice. She got tensed.
"I think u should shift back in this house" Sharon was surprised to hear this words. She hadn't expected her dad to reject Swayam.
"Dad Swayam is a good guy you cannot reject him, kya aap meri itni si baat nhi agree kr sakte. He takes good care of me" Sharon was continously speaking.
Shona I'm there with u always why r u worrying.
Sharon stared Swayam shockingly.
His dad started laughing n Swayam also joined him.
"What did u think?"
"I'm not separating u from Swayam beta"
"It is just that I also need to spend some time with my daughter" Her dad said calmly.
"Thank you so much dad" Sharon hugged him n then also hugged Swayam also.
"Cough Cough"
Swayam was all embarrassed
"U can continue this at ur home. Now come eat the dinner.
"alls well ends very well, although the conversation between Swayam and dad remains a mystery." She thought.The following 48 member(s) liked the above post:
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sharon teaching swayam biođ
nd swayam is 7th fail in the subjectđ
and sharon theory of natural control..well thought ofđł
cockroach bhaag gayađ¤Ł
bechara lawyer had to catch itđ
absolutely loved the humor bits..also the sweet romantic bits:)
a light os..a treat to read:)
now m waiting to read something more from u both's side..great jobđł
-Veronica
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