FF: !!GolMal!! [Updated Chapter 7b-Page 66] - Page 25

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Arjun baas Riya ko dekhe jaa rahe hain aur eha Riya wo toh baas apne aap main hii gum hain…aur aise main Riya ki najar Arjun ki upar parte hain aur use dekhte hi wo uspe sawaloo ki wochar kaar deti hain…

App ne mujhey dakhka kyun diya…haa kiya samajh te app apne apko??

Riya ki chillane se Arjun Wapas hakikat main kadam rakhte hain aur use chillate dekh use bhi gusssa ata hain wo bolta hain App aise chilla kyun rahii hain..koyii problem hain apko???

Jaab Arjun Riya se eye bolta hain Sameer Arjun ki bich aa jate hain aur arjun se bolta hain rehne de Arr..

Arjun: nehi vai main appse baad main baat kartii hoo..pehle toh ise dekhleti hoo..haa kiya problem hain aapko??

Riya: mujhey kiya problem hogi…

Arjun: wo toh apko pata hogi ki apko kiya problem hain…waise maine suna hain jo log kaan main kaam sunte hain wo log hii aise chilla chillake baate karti hain….

Riya aur jorse: kiya??kiya kaha tumne meri kaaan main problem hain…

Arjun : Assa apki kaan main problem hain???Maine kaab kaha apne hii toh bata ya..aur wo bhii abhi abhi….

Riya: tumne mujhey dhakka kyun diya??

Arjun: maine tumeh dhakka diya!! Naki tumne mujhpe Kairii mara..jisse main gir gayi…aur pher jaab mainne tumeh uth ne main madad ki toh uthte hii tumne mujhey daakka diya…

Riya: Assa maine tumpe kairii mara!!maine tumeh dhakka diya???

Abb Aiesha Riya ki Baato ki bich bol parta hain…Riya chup ho jaa..Paar Ehase Arjun bol parda hain..

Arjun: toh nehi mara..mere mu pe laga tha kairi…

Riya: Assa kiya mara… paar tum Aise hii hoo..hawa se gir jate ho??…ek kairi kiya laga mu pain mujhey lekar gir gaya…

Arjun: main hawase nehii gira tha kairi mere mu pe laga tha jisse main dis balanced hoo gaya tha…Waise tumeh lekar girne ka mujhey koi shok nehi tha..paar assa huya ki main tumeh lekar gira…tumnehii mara tha naa kairii mujhey…

Riya: tuum…

Arjun:kiya???

Abb Riya ki papa un dono ki bich ake riya se bolte hain Ri beta kiya hoo raha hain..aise aanabiyoo se jhagra nehi karte…aur taabhi RIya Ko achanak se yaad ati hain ki iss ladke ko wo nehi jante toh eye ladka eha kiya kar rahi hain…aur wo bolta hain…

Riya: Koun hoo tum???

Arjun: Arjun…

Riya: Arjun?? Koun Arjun?? hum kisi Arjun ko nehi jaante.. chori karne aye hoo??Ajkal chor daku ke naam bhi Arjun hote hain..Strange!!!!!

Arjun: Kiya kaha main chor??tum…

Riya: Maine pucha hamare ghar main kiya kar rahe hoo…sidha mahabharat se entry liya hain kiya!!!!!!

Arjun: Waise tumse itne Intelligence ki umeed nehi tha mujhey…shukar hain kuch toh jaanti hoo..kaamse kaam mahabharat to jaanti hoo…

Riya: tumneh mere Intelligence dekha hii kaha..jaab police bulayungii nah tab samjh ayega tumeh….

Arjun police bulayogii..bulao police dekhte hain koun mujhey pakar ke letjati hain…

Abb Arjun ke baato kie bich Arjun ki maa Aur Partima aa jaate hain aur Arjun ko Rokhne..

Mitali: baas Arjun..aab bohot huya…

Arjun: Maa eye ladki pagal hain…kiya samjhti hain aapne apko..

Pratima: wo bacchi hain…

Arjun: bacchi hain..kahase bacchi dikhti hain aapko…

Abb Riya Baas Shocked hoke unn logoko dekhte rehte hain..usse kuch samajh nehi aat ki kiya hoo raha hain..eye log koun hain kahase ayii hain..aur eha kiya kaar rahi hain..Aur taabhi Aiesha Uske paas jake khari hote hain aur nichi awaj main use bolte hain eye shayed hamare ghar main mehman hain…

Riya: kiya mehman…kaab aye…

Aiesha: paata nehi…

Riya: mehman hain..abb toh main gayii..mamma toh mujhey kaaccha chaba jayenge…

Sakshi pichese aake: Kaccha nehi chabayenge..pehle aapko chilenge.Baad main namak lagayenge..pher boil karenge pher khayenge…

Riya: Tuu Mujhey aur maaat dara…

Abb Samne se Ranjana chillake Bolparda hain wo tujhey dara nehi rahii hain..hakikat se samna kara rahi hain..aab teri wo hi haal hone wala hain….

Riya: Mamma maine kiya jaan bujhke kiya..mujhey thori pata tha ki eye hamare ghaar ki mehman hain…[Arjun ki taraf gussese paar mu pe haasi liye dekhke]Agar mujhey pata hota toh main inke saath aise karti kiya..nehi karti…kabhi nehi karti…aur mamma aap mujhey nehi dant sakte meri ekele ki galti thori nah hain..galti inka bhi toh hain…aur aapne durga maa ki kasam khayii hain ki aap mujhey aa j nehi dantoge…

Ranjana: Assa???

Mitali Ranjana ke bich aa jate hain aur Ranjana se bolte hain : Bhabi choriye nah..eye saab toh koyii bhi jaanbujke nehi karega…app choriye eye saab…

Ranjan Mitali ki taraf jate hain aur Arjun se kehte hain..Beta I am so sorry..meri jo beti hain eye ekdam.. aab kiya bolu main…I am really sorry…

Arjun: Are anty aap kyun sorry bolrahi hain..it's okey..iss main aapki kiya galti…

Arjun jaab Ranjana ko dilasa de raha hota hain Taab uski akhe Arjuki ser pe jate hain aur wo dekhte hain ki Arjun ki Ser main chot ayii hain khoon nikal raha hain chot se…Aur wo eye dekh chilla parda hain…Eye kiya huya???!!!!!!

Arjun: kuch nehi anty..baas thorasa laga hain..thik hooo jayega…

Ranjana: thik hoo jayega..kaise thik hoga..main abhi first aid le atii hoo..nehi main chandni ko bhej ti hoo..chnadni..chandni…..

Chandni: Jii maji…

Ranjana: dorke ja aur first aid box le aa..jaldi ja…

Chandi: jii maji…

Pratima bhi Arjun ki ser ki chot dekh: Kaise laga ser main..kitna khoon nikal raha hain…

Arjun riya ki taraf dekhte huye: wo baas jaab gira tha wo per main jake lag gaya tha ser..jiyada kuch nehi thik hoo jayega..kuch nehi huya…

Aur eha Aiesha To Riya: Sach main bohot chot aya hain..tu bhi na riya…

Riya: Abb maine kiya kiya…mujhse uska ser thorai takraya tha…per se takraya tha…

Aiesha: paar takraya kisliye tere liye na???

Riya: Nehi bilkul nehi..wo beukuf gadha hain isiliye takraya…

Sakshi: waise dii wo mujhey kisi bhi angle se beukuf ya gadha nehi lagraha hain..mujhey bhi bachaya tha usne…

Riya: Assa..toh taab chillayii kyun??

Sakshi: tab mujhey thori pata tha ki ye hamare ghar main mehman hain..mujhey toh laga tha ki eye jahannam ki koyii…

Riya: Tu aur tera eye imagination..main faas gayii bich main…

Sakshi: Ismain meri koyii galti nehi…

Aiesha: haan ismain uski koyii galti nehi…

Riya: thik hain mera galti hain na..mera hii galti hain..kush hain aaplog…

Paar Riya Last line gusse main thori jiyada jorse bolparda hain…jisee sablog uski taraf dekhte hain…aur wo embarrass hoo jata hain…Aur wo batate hain ki..wo main..main…paar kuch bata nehi pate thik se..

Aise main Ranjana uski taraf jate hain aur bolti hain abb khush hain tu..ehi baaki tha ghar ki mehmano ke saath..

Riya: Mamma maine kiya…

Ranjana use bich main rokh..baas chup…jo huya tumhare wasa se hii huya..tumne kiya hoo ya nehi…har chij ki ek haad hoti hain…kitna khoon nikal raha hain…aur eye kehke wo Chandni se first aid box leke Arjun ki taraf jate hain…

Paar Arjun kehte hain ki eye thik hoo jayega..iski koyii jarurat nehi…

Aur Arjun ki eye assapan se Riya ko aur gusssa ate hain aur wo gussa main phirse Arjun pe chilla uth ta hain…kyun nehi lagana dawa..aise kaise thik hoo jayenge…maha purush ho ya sannasi jise khana pina dawa kisike jarurat nehi hote…

Arjun riya ko kuch kehne lagte hain paar riya use kehne ka mouka nehi deta aur khood bolta jata hain ya pher khood ko mahan sabeet karna chahte ho..

Arjun: Mahan!!!!

Riya: haa mahan!!!

Abb Ranjana Riya ko rokne ke liye kuch bolne lagte hain Paar Mitali uski Haat pakar leti hain aur kuch naa bolne ki ishara karte hain jisse Ranjan kuch nehi kehtii…

Aur baaki sare members baas Arjun Riya ki scene enjoy kar raha hain..Aur Aiesha baas Riya ko chup kara ne ki koshish kar rahii hain..paar koyii faida nehi hoo raha…

Riya: Haan mahan banna chahte hoo na tum!!dhikahana chahte hoo kitna mahan hoo..tumeh chot lagta hain..chotse khoon nikal ta hain aur tumeh dawa ki jarurat bhi nehi…..paar ha apne chot ke liye kisi aur ko phasa jarur sakte hoo…

Abb bich main Yash bolta hain: dekhiye aapp kuch…

Paar Arjun use rokh kar khud bolta hain: dekho tum abb jiyada bol rahii ho…

Riya: Main toh jiyada bol rahi hoo..paar tum toh kuch jiyada hii dikha raha hoo…Abbb eye dawa lagao apne ser main aur apne kamre main jake so jao…

Arjun: tum mujhey order kar rahii ho..main kiya karoon kiya naa karoo tumse matlab…

Riya: mujhse koyii matlab nehi..tum jiyo ya maro..paar agar abhi tum maroge toh main phasungii na..phasa rakhkha hain mujhey…abb eye dawa lagao…

Arjun: main nehi lagayungi..mujhey nehi lagana…

Aur aise main Riya chillake dhamkake : Chup!! Ekdam chup..baith jao apne jageh main…

Arjun Riya ki chillane se Shocked hoo jate hain aur niche baith jate hain..Aur Riya jake Uske ser main bandage laga deti hain…

Aur eha eye scene dekh puri family aise khush hote hain jaise bina paiso kii koyii mithai baat raha hoo….

Arjun ki ser main paati bandke Riya gusse se uha se chali jati hain..Aiesha Aur Sakshi bhi uski piche piche jati hain…

To Be Continued…