Mohini ff:Life: It's Not a Journey - Page 8

Chapter Four: What next??

A guy is dancing on 'Chinta ta chita chita' and Ashi-Nanhi is staring at him with sleepy eyes. Sagarika sis reading a book and Sreeja makes her face towards that guy and atlast she yelled

Sreeja: Rohnny stop now.

Rohnny is still dancing. Finally Sreeja pulls out the ear plugs from his ears and screams on the top of her voice…..

Sreeja: We need to talk and discuss Rohan. Stop right now.

Rohan: Sorry Jaan. Actually yeh gaana bohot musical aur peppy hai. I can't resist myself. Waise huya kya?? Bhai aa gayein? Bhabi se milke?? Kya kahan unhone??

Sreeja: Hey Bhagwan woh kaunsa din tha jab mujhe iss dumbest ladke se pyar huya.

Rohan: Kya?? Bhabi ne Bhai ko Dumbest kahan??

Sreeja feels irritated and punches her forehead by her fist.Ashi finally opens her mouth and says

Ashi:No Chachu…….Masi Dude ke bhai ko dumbest bol rahi hai…(She tries hard to stop her laugh)

Rohan: Huh?? Hey Sweet Angel jahan tak mujhe pata hai….Sid Bhaiya ka main he ek lauta mausera Bhai hoon……..Actually kya huya tha jab main 1 saal ka tha meri Mom and Sid Bhaiya ki Masi died. My Dad again got married but she too passed away after 1 years. People and Dad considered me as panauti so he sent me here to my Mausa and Masi and when I was 19 he too left this world leaving huge wealth only for me.(After finishing his story he looks at everybody.Everyone hear him with a irritating face. And Sreeja looks at him furiously)

Rohan: Ah…Darling mujhe agar marne ka irada hai toh shaadi ke baad marna…….isse meri sari property at least tumhe mil jayegi warna abhi main mara toh yeh sari property trust ko jayegi….heehehe

Sreeja: Rohan stop at once.(she is fuming in anger.)

Nanhi: Aap humesha kyun aapna Mazak banwate ho??(her voice and eyes both have pain).

Rohan comes to her and takes her in his arm and kisses her cheeks and says

Rohan: Taaki tu meri side leke lade.(He grins) Par Bhai abtak nahi ayein?? Unko toh aa jana chahiye tha….(He is puzzled and looks at Sreeja) Itne dinon ke baad mile hai kya huya hoga andar.

Sreeja: I hope they didn't kill each other.

Rohan: Kya tumko toh maine bola tha na ki har tarah ka sharp aur blunt cheezein jo as weapon use ho sakti hai who sab hata dene ke liye. Kya yaar…( He disgusts at her. She pouts)

Sagarika finally breaks her silence…….

Sagarika: I don't think so….( She has a mysterious and mischeivious smile on her lips)

Sreeja: Kya ? Ma DI bohot naraz hai, gussa hai…..

Sagarika: Pata hai…Main bhi hoti thi tere Papa se…

Sreeja: Par Ma….Papa aapko mana lete the…

Sagarika: Don't worry Sidhu bhi mana lega…aur naraz huyee biwi ko manana har pati ka farz hai..(And she starts laughing)

Suddenly they listen something… from the window frame of Mitin's bedroom. Sagarika and Ashi-Nanhi hide behind the bushes and Sreeja and Rohan smilingly welcome the person who climbs down from the ladder.

Sreeja: Bro kya huya??

Rohan: Haan Bhai kya huya?? Bhabi ne kya kahan??

Sid looks at them irritatingly but his eyes are twinkling and a little smile manages to stick on his lips without his knowledge. He says nothing to them and walks away from there…..After he reaches to the main gate of Mitin's house Sagarika and others come out from the bushes . Sagarika sings…..

"Kahin aag lagne se pehle /Uthta hai aisa dhuyaan / Jaisa hai idhaar ka nazara/ Waisa he udhaar ka samaa / Dil mein kaisi kasak si jagi/ Donon jaan ab barabar lagi…dekho toh idhaar se udhaar chhupke chhupke…Do dil mil rahein hai magar chupke chupke"

Everyone: Matlab??

Sagarika: "Saanson mein badi bekaarari / aankon mein kayi raat jage / Kabhi kahin lag jaye dil toh / Kahin phir dil na lage…./ Apna dil mein zara tham loon / Jadu ka main isse naam doon / Jadu kar raha hai…..asar chupke chupke….."

Sreeja: Ma please stop singing na…..

Sagarika: Rohan go and ask Sid why is he swinging his left hand in air??Go..

Rohan: Okay…..Bhai …….Bhaaai…..(He starts running and catches him before he gets in his car.)

Rohan: Bhai aap apna left hand ko yun hawa mein kyun ghuma rahein ho ??

Sid: Kya??Yeh ….yeh kuch nahi pata nahi kuch shoulder joint aur pith pe dard aur jwalan horahi hai……( he frowns )

Rohan: Oh Jesus Bhabi ne zaroor aapko stab kiya hai woh jaise movies mein dikhate hai….hair throne se…..

Sid: Yaar tu dumb kyun hai itna…..jaise movies mein dikhate hai….she doesn't wear any throne ..arey kya kar raha hai?(He feels disgusted as rohan remove his T-shirt to see his wound on his back.)

Rohan: Aila….yeh toh nakhun ke nishaan hai…….kuch din pehle main Sreeja ka birthday bhul gaya tha toh usne bhi mujhe aise he nails se attack kiya tha aur scratches toh 7dinon tak the…..Toh Bhabi ne aapko Nakhun se stab kiya??(He asks so innocently that Sid can't hold his disgust …..)

Sid: Rohnny tera agar huya toh main abhi jayoon??Idiot moron(He is mumbling himself and leaves)

Rohan returns to his companions and informs everything about his and Sid's conversation. Ashi and Nanhi exchange a surprised look and Sreeja and Sagarika start laughing silently.

Rohan: Arey Maine koi joke nahi mara……really Bhai ke pith, shoulder pe kafi gehri chot hai nakhunon ke..Bhabi shayad kuch nahi pa ke nails se he unpe hamla …..

Sreeja: Stop Rohan apni aur meri nahi…..Ma aur in donon ka toh khayal karo??(She scolds him pointing Sagarika and Ashi-Nanhi while winks at him)

Rohan: Matlab??

Sreeja: Tum chalo mere sath…….(She grabs his hand and starts walking at the other corner of lawn).

After their leave Ashi-Nanhi come to Sagarika and asks her about what next?

Sagarika:Hmm…….pata nahi……par ek cheez hai…

Ashi: Kya Diya?

Sagarika: Teri Mamma teri Papa se bohot pyar karti hai….khud se bhi zyada. Tabhi chhupa rahi hai.

Nanhi: Tabhi shayad woh Dude ko dekh ke emotional aur lost ho jati hai. Tabhi itni der tak unse baat kar rahi thi.

Ashi: Par Dude ne toh Chachu ko kuch bhi nahi bataya…..Lagta hai jhagda huya hai.

Nanhi: Naaa…..Dude has rahe the…

Sagarika: Off ho …..Both of you shut up.(Sagarika shouts at them but then hugs them)Dekho tum donon bhi toh jhagda karte ho…..pura pura din kabhi kabhi baat nahi karte par raat ko phir se ek sath hoke mujh se kahani shunte ho na?? Tum logon ki Mummy Papa ka relation bhi aisa he hai. Aur aj definitely donon jhagda nahi kuch aur kar rahe the.

Ashi-Nanhi: Huh! Kya?

Sagarika: uhh…(Thinking in her mind) Ab kaise inn donon ko batayoon donon andar kya kar rahe the(thinking of their act she blushes)…..Mitin tere bachchiyan bilkool teri tarah huyi hai…mujhe padeshan karne ki ek bhi mauke nahi chhodte.(and then she tells) ahh..actually beta Mamma lagta hai Papa ko hug kar rahe the tabhi unki nails Papa ko hurt kar gaye….(she gives a stern smile .)

Ashi and Nanhi both look confused. Sagarika mumbles with herself while Sreeja and Rohan join with them.

Rohan: So what is our next plan??

Sreeja: Ma…..kuch bolo….

Sagarika: Abhi tum dononn ko ek ek toughest kaam karne hai…

Sreeja and Rohan: Kya??

Sagarika: Nothing…..Rohnny ko Sid ki aur Sree ko Mitin ki diaries laani padegi…(her eye are twinkling while she gives these tasks to Sreeja and Rohan)

Sreeja:Diaries??(She just gets a 440volts shock )

Rohan: Diaries?? Matlab woh jo bade chhote par mote hote hai….leather ya card borad hard cover ke??(He is very confused and annoyed by this task)

Sagarika: Yes honewale Damadji….waise Diaries ki itni achchi descriptions ke liye thanks…

Sreeja: Ma…….DI ko pata chala toh meri band baja degi….

Rohan: Bhai mujhe kachcha chaba jayenge….

And they both make their face pathetic.

Sagarika: Dekho agar donon issi saal mein shaadi karna chahte ho toh yeh kaam karna hoga….otherwise main iss saal bhi khush hoon meri Sree ki bachelorhood se….

Sreeja and Rohan: Okay……

Sagarika: Great….chalo Ashi-Nanhi humein humare camp pe wapas jana hai . Bye everyone.

She takes Ashi and Nanhi 's hand in her fist and leave the house.

Rohan: Achcha hai…….Bhai Bhabi ka 20 saal ka relation hai…un mein se 7 saal best friend the,aur 10 saal ki toh shaadi hai unki aur( He sadly punches on his palm with another ) aur bich ke 3saal unko dekhke lagta tha(He nods his head unagreeingly )

Sreeja: Shayad unko kuch time lena chahiye tha(She pats on his shoulder to console him)

Rohan: Nahi Sree……unko aur koi choice nahi tha……and remember they loved each other then. Aur yeh galti unki nahi…..jinki hai woh toh….(He feels very irritated to recall the old memories) agar mujhe itna gussa aa raha hai toh Bhabi aur Bhai ko toh aana he chahiye…..Okay Bye baby take care of yourself and of course my Bhabi(He hugs her and leaves too)

Sreeja keeps staring at Rohan's leaving and then sighs and enters the house.

Originally posted by: foram.

Originally posted by: Kadamvari

haha i am loving this Rohan..full comic relief..was actually imagining if someone says like this in front of my mom what would i do
i am loving rohan and sree's jodi very much..
and sid's situation