Maaneet ff...Ishq Hua....thread #1.. - Page 72

Part 49

Geet and maan ,both wake up early ...they leave for Mumbai today...geet orders breakfast for maan...she calls up maan and tells him to have breakfast together in her room...geet somehow feels very special and different for maan...a feeling never experienced for maan before..something different after maan took her to the Temple...

Geet: maan sir kitne achche hai na!...bohot mazaa aaya kal...meri har baat sunte he...bilkul ek perfect dost hai...!

geet suddenly realises...

Geet: yeh kya?...mere muh se maan sir ke liye achchey shabd...waah geet...!!!..par aisa kyun?...aaj maan sir mujhe kafi achchey lagrahe he...waise he toh bohot achche..par

while geet is talking, maan knocks on d door...geet says to cum in...maan cums inside and sees that geet is talking to herself...

Maan: geet...tum phir apne aap se baatein karne lagi..itni ajeeb aadatein kyun palke rakkhi he tumne huh?

Geet gets tensed as to whether maan heard or not...

Geet: upp...kuch nahin sir...woh toh aise hi...

Maan: achcha theek he...ab chalo jaldi se nashta karlete hai...aur humein ek ghante me nikalna hai...dhaai ghante me humari train he...!

Geet: hmmm...

geet and maan are having their breakfast when maan asks while geet is lost as to why she is feeling sumthng different for maan suddenly...

Maan: achcha geet...sara samaan theek se pack karliya na?

Geet is lost...seeing her lost...maan asks her...

Maan: geet ...geet!!!

Geet: huh..huh!!!..ji sir..?.kya hua sir?...coffee me namak kum hai kya?

Maan: namak?...geet coffee main namak kaise?..geet...tum theek toh ho na?

Geet: oh...sorry sir...haan sir main bilkul theek hoon...

Maan: maine poocha ki tumne apna saara samaan theek se pack karliya na?

Geet: ji...haan!

Maan: ok..!!!

Geet and maan keep on having their breakfast whereas geet is lost in the thoughts of maan when they wre sharing their random moments...geet is smiling...she dsnt even realise when maan finishes his breakfast and gets up..he sees geet smiling and thinks that why is geet smiling away to glory...

Maan: yeh geet bhi na...!..pagal hogayi hai aaj...zaroor apne favourite hero ke bare me soch rahi hogi...!

geet...geet...

geet cums bk to reality...

Geet: huh..ji.ji sir...

Maan: geet...hass kyun rahi ho?..kiske khayalon me gum ho?

Geet: kuch nahin...kuch nahin sir..

Maan: achcha chalo geet...ab humein nikalna hai...!

geet and maan go out and keep their things in d car...they leave for the station...geet is bewildered...she cnt figure out as to what has hapnd to her...she speaks less...for maan this comes as a surprise...they sit in the car...Maan is driving...maan looks at geet as to why she is not speaking...

Maan: geet...tum theek toh ho na?...kuch hua hai kya?

Geet: wahi toh pata nahin chalraha hai ki kya hua hai?

Maan: kya??

Geet: kuch nahin...aap saamne dekhkar gaari chalaiyye na?

Maan: wahi toh nahin hota...!

Geet: kya??

Maan: kuch nahin...!...waise ek baat poochoon?

Geet: kya sir?

Maan: yeh maun vrath dharan karne ke peeche koi khaas wajah?

Geet: maun vrat?...kahan?...maine maun vrath kahan dharan kiya hai?...zaroori nahin he ki me har time baatein karti rahoon?

Maan: kya?...yeh tum kehrahi ho geet?...achcha geet ek kaam karna...raaste me agar hopsital aaye toh zaroor kehna haan!

Geet: kyun sir?...aapki tabiat kharap lagrahi he kya?...kya hua sir aapko?

Maan: nahin...woh kya he na...tumhari aisi baatein sunke mujhe heart attack aanewala hai...tum aur baatein nahin karogi ...no way!!!

Geet: taane marrahe he ?

Maan: nahin nahin...

Geet: nahin nahin kya?...apko toh mujhe maximum number of taane marne ke liye award milna chahiye!

Maan: haan aur tumhe maximum baatein karne ke liye...jab main aapna kaam theek se karraha hoon...tumhe taana marne ka...toh tum kyun nahin karrahi ho...baatein karne ka?

Geet thinks it is better to behave normally in front of maan coz it might lead him to think dat sumthng is really bothering her...!!!

Geet: achcha sir...ek baat bataiyye...!

Maan: kya hai geet?

Geet: aap hamesha gari chalate chalate bore nahin hojate?

Maan: geet ab gari chalane se koi kaise bore hosakta hai?

Geet:hota hai...main janti hoon!

Maan: achcha ...very good!

Geet: toh sir...iss baar gari main chalaun?

Maan stops the car...he gets shocked and turns to geet...

Maan: meri hi galti he geet..tumse baat karne ke liye kehna hi nahin chahiye tha...kyunki mujhe pata hona chahiye tha ki jab bhi tum baatein karti ho aur apna muh kholti ho toh saamne wale heart attack dene ke liye...tum baatein nahin atom bomb phekti ho!

Geet: aahhaahaha...bare aaye...abhi kya kehrahe the ?...ki tum baatein karna band kardogi toh mujhe heart attack aajayega!...aur ab jab main baatein karrahi hoon toh bhi aapko heart attack aayega?...baat karoon toh problem...nahin karoon toh problem...

Maan: i think second option hi better tha...na baat karne ka...arey tum baatein hi aisi karti ho geet...jab karti ho...gari...ab tumhe gari chalane ki kahan se sujhi?

Geet:arey mujhe mann kiya toh main chalaungi?

Maan: tumne pehle kabhi chalayi he kya?

Geet: haan..of course...neha ki car...kitni baar...

Maan: aur neha ki car ab tak one piece me he?

Geet: kya matlab?

Maan: mera matlab he geet ki abhi bohot late horaha he...yeh formula one racing hum baad me khelenge...ab humein station ke liye deri hojayegi!...

Geet: nahin mujhe chalani he...

Maan: par geet yeh dhanno nahin he...

Geet: janti hoon..ki yeh belgari hai...lekin belgari ko main racing car banadungi...

Maan: geet...ek baat batao...yeh mind-blowin ideas tumhe aate kahan se he aur woh bhi aise time pe...jab mujhe jaldi hoti hai..

Geet: achcha..toh mujhe jaldi nahin he kya?

Maan: dekhkar toh lagta nahin he...

Geet: very funny!..dekhiye'.. dijiye na mujhe gari chalane ke liye!

Maan: no geet..absolutely no...dekho please geet...baad me drive karlena...!

Geet:nahin...agar aapne mujhe chalane nahin diya toh main gari se utar jaungi...aur vapas nahin jaungi...soch lijiye ...agar aapne chalane nahin diya toh anjaam achcha nahin hoga...!

Maan: shut up geet...dekho abhi yeh sab karne ka sahi time nahin he!...ekbaar Mumbai pohoch jayye ...uske baad main tumhe aise 10 gariyan lake dunga...uske baad tumhe jitni test driving karni he karlena..par abhi nahin geet...please..!!

Geet: par kyun?...aapko problem kya hai meri gari chalane se..!

Maan: geet...mujhe apni haddiyon se bohot pyar hai...mujhe lagta hai ki aaj meri haddiyan toot jayengi...

Geet: very fuuny sir..bohot achchi comedy karte he aap...par please sir...aisa kuch nahin hoga...!!!

Maan: geet...jitna time yeh behes karne me lagarahe utne time pe hum station bhi pohoch jate aur train me beth jate...!!

Geet: oho sir..kitne phattu type he aap...darpok...maine kahan na kuch nahin hoga...aap geet ke saath he ...ab koi garbar nahin hosakti..!

Maan: ussi baat ka toh darr hai..!!!

Geet: kya?..dekhiye sir...mujhe pata he ki aapki gari bhi speed se bore hogayi hogi...dekhna jab main gari chalaungi tab bohot mazaa aayega...gari racing car ki tarah dauregi...aapko yeh drive zindagi bhar yaad rahegi...

Maan:hmmm..mujhe bhi yehi lagta hai!

Geet: toh main chalaun?...

Maan:mere mana karne se kya tum sunogi?

Geet: nahin...

Maan: toh manaa karne ka toh koi sawaal hi paida nahin hota hai...kyunki tum geet ho na...!..jao..chalao..!

Geet: thank u sir...aap kitne sweet he..

Maan: kya kaha?

Geet: kuch nahin..!

Maan cums out of the car and geet goes and sits in his place..maan in his mind

Maan: kya musibat phir se..na main geet ko manaa karsakta hoon aur nahi usse dukhi dekhsakta hoon...iss pyar ke chakkar me aaj meri haddiyan gayab hojayegii..Hey Babaji...meri haddiyan bachalena...(looking up)...

Geet starts driving and maan shuts his eyes while she is driving...

Geet: kya hua sir...?...aankhen kyun band kare hue he?...kuch nahin hoga...

Maan: geet please..tumhe car chalani he chalao..par meri aakhen band rehne do...

Geet: par kyun?

Maan: kyunki mujhe apni aakhon apni haddiyan tootte hue dekhne ka koi shauq nahin he..

Geet laughs...

Maan: isse hassi sujhrahi he...main kaise bhulgaya...yeh geet he...musibat me logo ko phasa ke isse bara anand milta hai!

Geet: arey sir...aap toh sher he..kitne brave he...aapko darr lagta hai...

Maan: nahin..mujhe kisi cheez se darr nahin lagta hai lekin tumhari ajeeb o gareeb harkato se darr zaroor lagta hai...woh kya hai na ki sherni ke saamne sher bhi daharna band kardeta hai...!!!

Geet: main sherni hoon...

Maan: haan..aur woh bhi Punjab ki..yaad nahin?

Geet: haan...par sir...dnt worry kuch nahin hoga...

Maan opens his eyes and is worried..geet is driving in immense speed...

Maan: geet...dheere chalao...kachchi sadak hai...

Geet: uff...80 koi speed hota hai..main toh 120 pe chalati hoon...

Maan: no..geet thanks..tum jis speed se chalarahi ho ussi speed se chalao...usse badhane ko koi zaroorat nahin he!

Geet: theek he...!!!

geet is driving midway...Maan thniks dat when are they gng to reach d station as they have only 1 hour in hand...geet assures dat they will reach on time...

while geet is driving, disaster strikes...the car stops in the midway leaving maan and geet shocked...geet looks at maan and maan looks at her...

Maan: geet...yeh kya hua?

Geet: arey mujhe kaise pata?

Maan: yeh kaise hua geet?

Geet: arey ajeeb he aap...phir se...mujhe kaise pata hoga...

Maan: tumhe nahin pata hoga toh kisse pata hoga..gari toh tum chala rahi thi na...

Geet: arey toh iska matlab kya gari maine roki hai...yeh khud ba khud ruk gaya..toh main kya karoon?

Maan: geet...bahane mat banao..bolo..ab yeh kya nayi shararat hain tumhari?..dekho geet main iss time pe tumhari bakwaas harkatein bardasht nahin karunga...humari train chootjayegi ek ghante me...

Geet: shararat..aur main aise time pe karungi..sir aap aisa soch bhi kaise sakte hain haan?...

Maan: geet tumhare case me kuch bhi possible hosakta hai...

Geet: very funny...ab time waste mat kijiye...phaltoo ki baatein karke...

Maan: geet...tum gari chalarahi thi...toh obviously kuch problem toh hogi hi..!

Geet: sir mujhe lagta hai ki humare upar kisi bhoot-aatma ka prakop hai...maine filmo main dekha hai...aise aatmayein hoti hai jo aise beech raaste me gari rukwadeti hai...uske baad hero...

Maan interrupts and shouts...

Maan: GEET...!!!...chup raho...yeh kya phaltoo ki baateon lekar beth gayi tum...tumhari yeh film script hum baad me sunenge...aur waise bhi bhoot kaise aasakta hai..tum ho na yahan pe toh bhoot kaise...

Geet: nahin nahin...woh humara peecha shayad karrahe honge kyunki woh aapke rishtedaar he na...

Maan: hum jitna time jhagda karne par waste karrahe he utne time problem ka solution bhi miljayega...

Maan and geet get down from the car and maan checks as to what has actually happened...maan bends down to see ..geet bends with him too...they both exchange glances for sumtym but maan hurrily gets bk to see what has hapnd...maan notices dat the tyre has punctured...maan gets furious and blames it all on geet...geet rests on the car and is busy sight-seeing...maan shouts at geet...

Maan: geet...geet..

Geet:kya hai sir?

Maan: geet yeh kaise hua?

Geet looks at it...

Geet: kya?...aap phir wahi sawaal poochrahe he...mujhe kaise pata hoga...aur waise bhi mechanic toh aap hai na..main nahin...toh aapko hi pata hoga...

Maan: geet..yeh mazak ka time nahin he...tyre puncture hogaya hai...ab hum station kaise pohochenge?

Geet: arey...toh spare tyre toh hoga na...change karlijiye

Maan checks to find out a spare tyre but it is not there...

Maan: geet spare tyre nahin he...

Geet: zor ka jhatka haye zoro se laga...haan laga...

Maan: geet..tumhe aise situation me gaana sujhraha he...

Geet: nahin sir...main gaana nahin garahi..main toh situation samjharahi hoon...

Maan: tum kabhi nahin sudhrogi...ab hum kya karein?

Geet: arey mujhe kaise pata hoga...yehi pe khade rehte he..aur kya?

Maan: haan...aur train khud chalke aayegi tumhe lene...

Geet laughs and says...: hahaha...nice joke sir...!

Maan: joke?...geet yeh joke nahin..hum seriously ek situation me phase huye he...aur yeh sab kuch tumhari waje se hua he...

Geet: achcha...meri wajah se..haan haan laga lijiye ilzaam mujhpar..karlijiye aapka favourite pass time ...

Maan: bara shauq he na tumhe gari chalane ka...woh bhi speed se ...tumhare speed exert karne ke wajeh se dekho kya hogaya... tyre puncture...!

Geet: aapka dimag puncture hogaya he...tyre nahin...yeh kaisi baatein karrahe aap...maine jaan-bujhkar kiya hai kya?...aur mujhe yeh mechanics ke gyan mat sikhaiyye...!

Maan: kya zaroorat thi itne spped se gari chalane ki...?..maine manaa kiya tha na tumhe?

Geet: agar aapki gari belgari he toh isme meri problem nahin he...woh speed bardasht nahin karpayi toh isme bhi mera dosh?...mujhe daatne ke bajaye aapni gari ko daatiye...last minute pe dhokha de diya!

Maan: no thanks...meri gari dhanno nahin he ki main usse baatein karoon...

Geet: ho bhi nahin sakti...huh...!!!

Maan: geet...ab yahan khade khade toh hum station nahin pohoch sakte..humein iska solution dhundna parega...station jaana hai ...!

Geet: sir idea...!

Maan: kya?

Geet: sir...jungle...!

Maan: kya jungle...geet...ab tumhe jungle jana hai?...aise time pe...humein station jana hai..jungle nahin...

Geet: oho..poori baat toh sunnlijye...maine suna hai ki jungle ke through se station ka raasta shortcut hai...jungle se chalke jayenge toh jaldi pohoch jayenge...!!!

Maan:geet...tum apne weird ideas apne pass rakho...hum lift le lete he..

Geet: nahin...time waste mat kijiye aise...iss sunsaan rasste me aapko koi gari nahin milegi...!!!

Maan:tumhe kaise pata?..tum tourist guide ho?

Geet: arey bhalai ka toh zamana nahin raha...ek toh madat karrahi hoon upar se aap apne tevar dikharahe...free ki advice he..lena he toh lijiye varna khade rahiye...aur bhajan gaiyye...!!!

Maan: achcha theek he...chalo...par geet hum time pe toh station pohoch jayenge na?

Geet: haan baba..chaliye!..

geet and maan enter the jungle ...geet finds all dis very fascinating...maan finds it weird...

Maan: geet ne sahi kaha tha...safar bara yaadgar hoga...seedha jungle pohochgaye hum...

Geet: kya mazaa aaraha he na sir...

Maan: haan haan geet..hum toh picnic pe aaye he...wow!!!

Geet is walking slowly...maan gets irritated...

Maan: geet...aur kitni der he...?

Geet: sir bas 10 minute..uske baad v r ryt dere..!!

Maan: aur geet tum itna dheere kyun chalrahi ho?...hum ser pe nahin aaye he!

Geet: sir yahan sab kitna achcha hai na?

Maan; haan...maine toh notice hi nahin kiya...geet please bakwaas band karo...!

Geet: bakwaas?...sir mujhe laga aapko khushi hogi isliye main...

Maan: khushi?..geet jungle me aake kisiko bhi khushi nahin milti!

Geet: aapko zaroor milegi kyunki yeh aapka native place he na...

Geet laughs...

Maan smiles and says...

Maan: geet..very funny...aur yeh sab musibat me hum tumhari wajah se phase he.haan...main kaise bhoolsakta hoon..musibat toh aani hi thi...obviously tum jahan hoti ho wahan toh musibat hi-hello kehte hue tumhare peeche aate he...

Geet: very funny...

Geet while walking gets hurt in her leg with a stone on the way...geet shouts loudly...maan gets tensed and runs to her...

Maan: geet kya hua?

Geet: sir chot lagi hai...sir bohot dard horaha hai

Maan: dnt worry geet...kuch nahin hoga...main hoon na..ruko...

Maan takes out water from his bag and spills it on the wound aftr making her sit...maan ties his handkerchief on her leg...geet cries in pain...

Maan: geet kuch nahin hoga...kuch aaram mila...dekho bleeding thodi thodi band hogayi hai...

Geet: sir...dard horaha hai...

Maan: dnt worry geet..mere rehte tumhe kkabhi dard choo bhi sakti...jab tak main tumhare saath hoon...tumhe kuch nahin hone doonga...

Geet: really sir?...

Maan: really...

suddenly geet cries a lot in pain...maan cant see her like dat...he dsnt think twice and picks up geet on his arms...geet is moved by this gesture of his and geet keeps on looking at him...maan too looks at him...aftr walking for a long time..geet and maan cum out of the jungle...the staion being just 10 mins away...geet and maan keep looking at each other...maan still carrying geet in his arms reach the station...geet and maan dont even realise that they have reached the station...they keep on looking at each other wen the tc who was waiting for all the passengers to get on the train...the tc calls both of them several times when finally when he shouts they both cum bk to reality...they realise that they both are in an awkward position...maan puts geet down giving her adequate support...geet and maan look at each other...the tc talks...

TC: arey aaplog mumbai ke train me jarahe he ?

Maan: haan...kya woh chootgayi?

TC: nahin...bas 10 min hai...jaldi jaiyye...aur deri mat kijiye...mujhe ek baat samajh me nahin aata he husband-wife ko romance karna hota hai toh baad me kyun nahin karte...

Maan and geet: hum husband -wife nahin he..

TC: toh boyfriend-girlfriend

Maan and geet: nahin...!!!

TC: waise aaplog aaye kahan se he?

Geet: jungle se...

TC: kya?

Maan: geet yeh tum kya kehrahi ho?

Geet: mera matlab hai humlog jungle ke raaste se aaye he...ek baat bataun inki shakal dekhkar lagta hai na...ki yeh jungle se aaye he...inka naam kya hai pata hai..junglee singh khurana...

Maan: geet...tum kabhi nahin sudhrogi...chot lagi he tab bhi tum...

Geet: hahaha!...

Maan helps geet get up in the train...they sit...and their journey begins...both of them think abt each odr...

Maan: aaj geet ko chot lagi toh aisa laga ki mujhe dard hua...kya main geet se itna pya karta hoon...geet ne kaha tha...jisse aap pyar karte ho jab uski zindagi apke zindagi se zyada keemti lagti he tab usse apne aap se bhi zyada pyar he...geet...pata nahin main tumhe kab bataa paunga ki main tumse kitna pyar karta hoon...

Geet: maan sir mera kitna dhyan rakhte he...hamesha meri pagalo jaisi harkato ko sehen karte he...dil ke kitne saaf aur achche he maan sir...par mujhe samajh me nahin aaraha hai ki aisa kaise...main maan sir ke bare me hi kyun sochrahi hoon...

they both r indulged in their thoughts ...next mrng they reach Mumbai...maan decides to drop geet home...they finally reach ..geet gets dropped ...while getting out of the car...

Maan: geet..tum chal paogi na?

Geet: haan..dnt wry sir...ab theek he...aapko taqleif uthane ki koi zaroorat nahin he...ok sir bye...!!!

Maan: bye geet...

geet gets out of the car...

Maan: ddlj wali formula use karta hoon...agar geet palti toh geet ke side se bhi kuch he..woh bhi mujhe like karti hogi...

Geet: kya main paltoon...?...agar palti toh maan sir ne dekhliya toh...par mujhe unhe andar jaane se pehle ek baar bye karna hai...par i'm sure woh toh aage dekhrahe honge...!!!..par try karne me kya jata hai...teen tak count karti uske baad palat ti hoon...

Geet: 1

Maan: palat...

Geet: 2...

Maan: palat...

Geet: 3...

geet turns bk and looks at maan..both exchange smiles ...as both r extremely happy...geet waves at maan and maan too waves at her...maan feels happy,,,

Maan: iska matlab geet ko bhi..mere liye feel...aaj main bohot khush hoon...celebration time...!!!

Geet jumps wid joy and rings d bell...dm and anti greet her...she goes to her room...jumps and lies down on her bed...smiling...thinking about maan...!!!

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