EPISODE:-29 Rajveer aur Aditi ne dekha...Naina mushkura rahi thi...!!! Aditi ander aayi aur hairani se dekhte hue kaha:- "bhabi tum sambhalogi unhe...??? arre voh sab aap ko kachha kha jayenge...!!! ghatia inshano k par-dada hain voh sab...!!!" Naina ne bade calmly jawab diya:- "thik hai...hone do...unhe ghatia inshan ...par mujhe na kachha khana pasand nahi hai...!!! main toh unhe achhe se paka kar khayungi aur promise karti hun dakar bhi nahi lungi...!!!" Rajveer:- "Naina...yeh itna aashan nahi hai...!!! baht mushkil hai...!!!" Naina ne jhat se jawab diya:- "tumhe patane se jyada mushkil toh nahi hai...!!! tumhe pata hai Adi...main ladki ho kar bhi...apne sare sharam haya...ek kinare rakh kar inse apne pyar ka izhaar kiya tha...par inhe mujhe kahne k liye puri Ramayan dekhni padi...!!!" Aditi haassi...aur kaha:- "yeh toh suruwat hai bhabi...aage aage dekho...bhai jitna smart dikhta hai na...utna hai nahi...!!! khaas kar k mamla agar ladkiyon ka ho na...toh phir kya kahne...!!!" Aditi aur Naina hassne lage... Rajveer:- "tum dono apni comedy circus bandh karoge...aur mujhe zara niche jane doge...!!!" Aditi aur Naina ne sath me kaha:- "nahi...!!!" Rajveer hairan tha:- "kya nahi...!!!" Aditi:- "bhabi ne kaha na ki yeh mamla voh sambhalengi... toh phir morcha unhe hi sambhalne do...!!!" Rajveer:- "arre yaar...tum dono samajhte kyoun nahi...voh sab ek damm kameene type k hain...unhe main achhe se handel kar sakta hun...!!!" Naina:- "main bhi karr sakti hun...!!! ek baar chance toh de kar dekho... Rajveer:- "no way...!!! main khud ko dushre scene me jail me nahi dekh sakta...!!!" Naina:- "main tumhe jail me jane dungi kya...??? thik hai jayo...jo marzi aaye karo...main ghar ja rahi hun...!!! matlab Delhi wapas ja rahi hun...!!!" Naina ne last line thoda zor se kaha... Naina jane k liye door k paas gayi...toh Rajveer ne us ka hath khinch kar apne kareeb laya:- "tum manogi nahi na... Naina ne sar hila kar mana kar diya... Rajveer bitha bed par aur kah:- "gr88...jo dil me aaye karo...!!! mujhe kuch nahi kahna...!!!" Naina mushkurate hue adi ki taraf dekha...aur Raj k paas ja kar us k cheeks pull karte hue kaha:- "tumhe pata hai...tum gusse me kitne cute lagte ho...???" Adi ne hasste hue kaha:- "arre vaah bhabi...aap ne toh abhi se bhai ki lagam apne hathon me le li...!!! vaise main aap ko ek book gift karnewali thi 'pati se ladne k 101 upay'... par mujhe lagta hai ab us ki jarurat nahi...!!!" Rajveer ne gusse se Adi ki taraf dekha aur kaha:- "haan...tu toh baht khush hi hogi na...!!! tujhe tera jodidar jo mil gaya...mujhe tang karne k liye...!!!" Naina aur Aditi hassne lage... Aditi:- "bhabi aap kya inhi kapdon me un k samne jayogi...???" Naina:- "aur kya karun...??? main toh kapde layi nahi thi...aur jo pahn kar aayi thi...Raj ne mujhe pani me phenk kar use bhi gila kar diya hai...!!!" Rajveer ne hairani se kah:- "maine phenka tha tumhe...???" Naina:- "well...jo bhi hua tha...zimmedar toh tumhi hi the na...???" Aditi:- "cut...cut...cut...jhagda baad me...!!! philhal bhabi- jaan aap k kapde...khidki k paas hain...!!!" Rajveer aur Naina ne khidki k ore dekha aur zor se cahunke... havaldar Ghaseeta ...jo ki Arjun singh ka khaash tha...voh ek seedi par khada tha...hathon me ek packet liye... Naina ne...Aditi ki taraf hairani se dekha... Rajveer hassa aur kaha:- "tum ne kya samjha hai meri behn ko... voh bhi har kaam...dimag se karti hai...!!!" Naina ne ja kar voh packet liya us se... kuch der baad...Aditi bahar aayi...!!! Ankur baitha hua tha... Arjun Singh...diwar ko pith kar k mobile me carrom khelne me busy tha...!!! Vikram k sar par aur hath me bandage laga hua tha...!!! Gaurav k sar par bhi bandage tha aur pairon me bhi...!!! un dono se better halat me thi Jigyasa...!!! jis k sirf neck par kharonch k nishan the...aur jyada kuch nahi tha...!!! voh civil dress me thi...matlab philhal is waqt voh duty me nahi thi...!!! Aditi niche aayi aur kaha:- "voh aa rahe hain... Cut to Raj.... Rajveer ne kafi zor se kaha:- "Naina...plz suno... tab tak Naina ja chuki thi... Rajveer baitha bed par:- "hadh hai is ladki ki...!!! ajeeb ladki hai...kuch thik se bataya nahi aur chali gayi...aur toh aur mujh se kaha ki...main 5 min k baad bina shirt k button ko bandh kiye bahar aa jayun...!!! pata nahi is k dimag me chal kya raha hai...!!! hey bhagwan...ab main kya karun...??? vaiseeeeeeeeee...main bhagwan ko kyoun kuch puch raha hun...voh khud bhi toh confused rahte hain ladkiyon k dimag ko le kar...!!! Rajveer ne khidki se bhar jhanaka...taki kuch toh pata chale ki Naina akhir kar kya rahi hai... kafi tez kadmon k sath koi seedhiyoun se niche utra... sabhi ne usi taraf dekha... Arjun k paas...Ghaseeta khada tha... Arjun bina us taraf dekhe dhire se kaha:- "kahani suru... Naina kafi khush lag rahi thi... niche aayi...mushkurate hue...sar par pallu dala...aur sharmate hue Gaurav k paas gayi...aur kaha:- "bhaiya aap mujhe lene aaye ho na...'pag-phere' ki rasm k liye...??? par us k liye toh aap ko meri sasu maa se permission leni padegi na...!!! phir Vikram ki taraf dekha...thoda aur mushkurayi... sharmate hue zameen ki taraf dekha aur kaha:- "main aap ko kal thanx kahna bhul gayi thi...!!! voh aap hi toh hain...jin ki wajah se bhaiya ne Raj aur meri shaadi karwayi...!!! aur shadi ka pura arrengement bhi toh aap ne hi kiya tha...!!! main aap ka yeh upkaar kabhi nahi bhulungi...par main sach kahti hun...main...Raj... Adi... hum sabhi aap k sare upkaron ko sudh samet wapas karenge...!!! taki aap kabhi bhul na payen...!!!" tabhi Naina ne apne piche se suna:- "bhabi...aap se koi aur bhi milne aaye hain...!!!" Naina ne turn kar k dekha...Aditi ki taraf jo Ankur k kareeb khadi thi... Naina ne hairani se Ankur ki taraf dekha...jaise use pata hi nahi tha ki voh yahan par hain... Ankur:- "aap ko Aditi jee ne nahi bataya ki hum sab bhi aaye hain...???" Naina:- "nahi...us ne kaha ki bhaiya aaye hain...!!! lekin aap sab yahan kaise...???" piche se Vikram ne kafi unchi awaz me kaha:- " voh Rajveer kahna hai...us ko bulayo...!!!" Naina ko aa gaya gussa...us ne jhat se turn kiya...aur kamar par hath rakh kar akad kar jawab diya:- "taange tod dungi...agar kisi ne unhe is tarah se bulaya toh...!!! aap k na sahi...aap k jeja jee k jeeja jee hain...kamm se kamm utna toh khayal rakha karen...un ka...!!! aur yeh kya...'us ko'...kah rahe ho...!!! izzat k sath un ka naam lijiye... samjhe...!!! vaise voh abhi so rahe hain...raat ko kafi thak gaye the na...isiliye...???" Naina ne last line kahte hue thoda sharma kar zameen ki tarf dekhte hue kaha... Rajveer se ab raha nahi ja raha tha...!!! use pata chal gaya tha ki Naina kya karnewali hai...!!! voh kuch ulta sulta bol de...us se pahle... Rajveer niche bhaagta hua aa gaya... sabhi ne Rajveer ki taraf dekha...baal...mathe par bikhre hue the...!!! Naina ne Rajveer k shirt ki taraf dekha... buttons khule the... Naina lagbhag bhagti hui aayi...Rajveer k paas...aur paas ja kar us k shirt k buttons bandh karte hue kaha:- "kamm se kamm buttons toh band kar k aate na...??? kya sochege yeh log...hamare bare me...!!!" Rajveer...ko sach me is baar kafi hassi aayi...Naina k is acting se...us ne dhire se kaha:- "kya karun...tum bandh karne deti hi nahi thi...!!!" Aditi ne ek halke se apna gala saaf kiya...yeh batane k liye ki acting karte karte dono kuch aur karne lage hain... Rajveer ne ankur ki taraf gaya...hath milane k baad kaha:- "kya baat hai officer...aap sabhi itni subah yahan par...aur voh bhi mere sasuralwalon k sath...!!! sab kuch thik toh hai na...???" Ankur:- "vohi toh meri samajh me nahi aa raha hai ki akhir yeh sab ho kya raha hai...??? matlab...har dushre din... Vikram jee aap k naam par F.I.R likhwane k liye aa jate hain...!!! lekin is baar...voh akele nahi hain...balki Gaurav jee n hamari ek police officer bhi hain un k sath...!!!" Naina ne kafi dramaticlly kaha:- "kyaaaaaaaaa...aap sab yahan mujh se mere pati ko cheen ne aaye hain...???(Gaurav ki taraf dekh kar kaha)... 'bhaiya'.... kaha tha maine aap ko... kamm se kamm Rakhi ki laaj toh rakh lete...???" Arjun singh turant bol pada:- "kya...Rakhi sawant ki izzat par in logon ne hat dala...??? kis ne yeh kaam kiya hai...mujhe toh is bare me kuch bhi pata nahi hai...!!! matlab kamm se kamm Rakhi sawant toh inform kar hi sakti thi na...???" Ankur ne gusse se us ki tarf dekh kar kaha:- "kyoun...Rakhi sawant aap ki behn lagti hai kya...??? Naina jee...Rakhi ki baat karr rahi hain...jo Rakhsha bandhna par behn apni bhai k hath me bandhti hai...!!!" Arjun singh:- "sorry sir...mujhe laga ki voh Rakhi sawant ki baat karr rahi hain...!!!" Ankur ne Naina ki taraf dekh kar kaha:- "kya kal raat aap dono yehin par the...???" Naina ne mushkurate hue zameen ki taraf dekh kar...thoda sa shrmate hue kaha:- "haan...'yeh' toh kal puri raat mere sath the...mujhe F.I.R ka ful-form samjha rah the...???" Arjun singh:- F.I.R ka fullform...??? main kuch samjha nahi...???" Arjun singh kafi confused look se kaha:- "aap ko nahi pata tha ki F.I.R ka full form kya hai...??? F.I.R ka matlab hota hai 'First Investigation Report'...!!!" Naina:- "aap ki language se toh janti thi...par kal maine Raj k language se pahli baar jana ki F.I.R ka ek dushra matlab bhi hota hai...!!!" Arjun singh kafi xcited ho kar kaha:- "achha...??? kya hai voh dushra matlab...???" Rajveer muh khole khada tha...kyoun ki use khud pata nahi tha ki Naina kya kahnewali hai...!!! voh toh dil hi dil me bhagwan ko yaad karr raha tha... Naina thoda sharmate hue kaha:- "jane dijiye officer... Arjun singh:- "aise kaise jane de sakte hain hum...padoshi ki biwi thode hi hai jojane dun...duty hai madam...har chiz ko thik se jann na padta hai... ??? duty k liye aaye hain...sab kuch ka pata toh chalna hi chahiye na...???" Naina apne saree ka pallu...apne ek finger me uljhati hui boli:- "F.I.R ka ek dushra matlab bhi hota hai...!!! jo kal inhone mujhe samjhaya...aur voh hai...'First.... Investigation On....Romance'...!!!" Ankur chup chap baith gaya sofe par... Adi hasste hue apna chehra dushri taraf hata liya...!!! Vikram aur Gaurav gusse se Naina ko dekh rahe the...n Jigyasa k ankhon me nafrat thi... Raj ko zor se khanshi aayi...voh Adi ki tarf dekh kar bola:- "Adi...apni bhabi ko room me le jayo...!!! voh apni bhavnayon k sath bahti ja rahi hai...!!! jayo...Naina...tum ander jayo...main Ankur jee se baat karta hun...!!!" Naina ne chahak kar bola:- "kyoun ander jayun main...??? maine kya galat bola...jo main ander jayun...!!! in logon ko sharam toh aati nahi...jo subah subah police le kar mere ghar par aa gaye...aur agar main sach bol rahi hun toh...tum mujhe ander jane k liye kah rahe ho...!!! nahi jati main ander...bolo kya kar loge...???" Naina ne apne chehre par fake gussa dikhate hue kaha...... tabhi Jigyasha ne kah:- "sir...yeh sarasar galat bol rahe hain...!!! Rajveer kal raat...hamare sath tha...!!!" Naina kuch aur jyada hi gusse me aa gayi...kafi tez kadam k sath voh Jigyasa ki taraf gayi...ek pal k liye toh Jigyasa bhi dari...!!! Naina us k kareeb ja kar kaha:- "Raj ka taste itna bhi bura nahi hai...samjhi aap...!!! badi aayi...mere Raj ko rat bhar apne pas rakhnewali...huh...!!! dubara is tarh k ulti sulti baat kari na...toh zuban khinch chat par latka dungi...zindagi baht vohi jhulte rahna...!!!" Ankur:- "naina jee...aap kuch jyada hi bol rahi hain... Naina:- "haan...bol rahi hun...!!! agar mere samne voh meri pati k charchter ko le kar kuch kahegi toh main use nahi chodungi...!!! aap ko dikhayi nahi deta...kya kya bol rahi hai voh Raj k bare me...!!! hum dono k bich dardar lane ki koshish karr rahi hai...!!! aur voh bhi itna bada jhuth bol kar..." Jigyasha ne gusse kaha:- "tum ek police officer ko dhamka rahi ho...??? tum nahi janti main kya kar sakti hun...!!!" tabhi Rajveer bola:- "hello...maam...!!! pahli baat...aap k kapde kah rahe hain ki is waqt aap 'on duty' nahi hai...isiliye agar aap kuch galat bolengi toh galat bhi sunn na paadega...chahe voh aap ko achha lage ya na lage...!!! aur dushri baat...(Raj...us k thoda kareeb ja kar kaha)... Naina ko kabhi dhamki mat dena...!!!" Raj ki ankhon ka gussa...saaf dekha...Jigyasa ne... Ankur ne achanak Naina se kaha:- "mujhe kuch puchna hai naina jee se...!!! matlab...aap ko is tarah se dekh kar main thoda sa hairan hun...!!! aap k hathon me na toh chudiyan hain aur na hi gale me mangalsutra...aur na hi kuch aur jewelery...koi khaash wajah...??? matlab... ab toh aap k shadi ko bhi manjuri mil gayi hai na... phir bhi aap aise... Arjun singh ne bich me hi phir chaillya:- "kya...kal raat... aap k ghar me chori ho gayi...??? tabhi Naina jee ne jewellery nahi pahni hai...!!! main bhi kitna bada ullu hun...!!! Ghaseete...report likho....cholo...!!!" Naina:- "arre nahi...aap galat samajh rahe hain...!!! voh maine na...kal raat baht bhari bhari gehne pahne hue the na...toh Raj ko achha nahi lag raha tha...aur unhone voh utar diya tha...!!!" Arjun singh:- "ohh...toh yeh baat hai...!!! main pata nahi kya kya soch baitha...!!! Ghaseete...report cancel... Ankur kafi gusse se dekh raha tha Arjun singh ko... Arjun singh:- "kya hua sir...kuch chahiye aap ko...???" Ankur:- "haan...philhal toh aap ka muh agar bandh rahe toh main aage k karwayi k bare me kuch sochun...???" Arjun:- "kyoun nahi sir...plz proceed... voh aise bol raha tha...jaise Ankur us k permission ka wait karr raha ho... Ankur:- "Rajveer jee...in sab ka kahna yeh hai ki kal raat... aap ne bari bari kar k in sab ko buri tarah se mara hai... aur jaan lene ki bhi koshish kiya hai...!!!" Rajveer baitha sofe par...aur mushkurate hue kaha:- "koi subut hai in k paas...??? matlab...aap ko nahi lagta officer ki yeh mujhe aaye din jail me dalne ki firaq me rahte hain...!!! matlab har roz kuch na kuch karte hue...aap ko le kar aa jate hain...!!! aur main sach kah raha hun ki...main kal puri raat...yahin par hi tha...Naina k sath... Naina ne turant bola:- "aur main is baat ki subut hun...!!!" Vikram:- "jhuth mat bolo Naina...!!! kal raat Rajveer yahan par nahi tha....!!!" Naina ne gusse me kaha:- " jhuth bolun toh aap ka mara muh dekhun...!!! aur phir main kyoun jhuth bolun...???" Vikram ne kafi gusse se kaha:- "agar tum sach bol rahi ho toh koi na koi subut toh hoaga tumhare paas...!!! voh dikhayo...???" Vikram ko pata tha ki is tarah k sawal ko Naina kuch nahi kar payegi... Ankur:- "haan...mujhe bhi ek baat ka doubt hai...ki...ek sath teen teen log toh jhuth nahi bol sakte na...??? matlab kuch toh hai...!!!" Naina:- "main subut de sakti hun...!!!" sabhi Naina ki tarf hairani se dekh rahe the...!!! daar sirf Rajveer ko lag raha tha ki pata nahi yeh kya bolnewali hai...!!! Naina;- "aap kisi doctor ko jante hain...??? unhe le aayiye... vohi aap ko bata sakte hain ki kal raat...Raj mere sath the ya in logon k sath...!!!" Naina ne gusse se Ankur ki taraf dekh kar kaha:- "kamm se kamm...aap ko toh samajhna chahiye na ki aap ek ladki se us ki izzat ko le kar sawal puch rahe hain...!!! aur voh bhi un logon k liye...jin logon ne mujhe mere pati se hamesha dur rakhne ki koshish ki thi...!!!" Rajveer aage aaya aur kaha:- "ek baat kahun officer...??? aap ne kabhi socha hai ki yehi teen log...hamesha mujhe jail me dalne k firaq me kyoun rahte hain...??? kya dushmani hai meri in se...??? " ek baht bada sawal chod gaya tha Rajveer ne ankur k liye...!!! kahin un sab ka past bahar na aajaye isiliye us baat ko ghumate hue Vikram ne kaha:- "mujhe lagta hai ki kal raat baht andhera tha...isiliye hum me se koi inhe thik se pehchan hi nahi paya...!!!" Gaurav ne bhi Vikram ka sath diya...!!! par shaq ho chuka tha Ankur ko...in teeno par...!!! aur Rajveer apne chehre par jeet ki mushkan liye khada tha...!!! kyoun ki us ne apne manzil ki pahli seedhi chadh li thi...!!!! Jigyasa:- sir...mujhe lagta hai ki hum hi galat hain...!!!" Ankur kafi gusse me laga...!!! Ankur:- "aap ne voh 'sher ki kahani' suni hai...!!! ek bachha roz chillata tha ki 'sher aaya bachachao'...kahte hue... logon ko ullu banata tha...!!! ek din sach me sher aaya...us ne phir se chillya...par us baar...us ki kisi ne nahi suni...!!! mujhe darr hai ki kahin yeh aap k sath bhi na ho...!!!" Ankur...kafi gusse me chala gaya...!!! Vikram kareeb aaya...Rajveer k...us k chehre par gussa saaf dikhayi de raha tha... Vikram:- "is baar...mujhe tumhe marne k liye kisi ki madad ki jarurat nahi hai...!!! ab khel puri tarah se...aamne samne hoga...!!! is baar koi police nahi...koi aur nahi... balki faishla hoga tumhara aur mera...!!! aur harna mujhe pasand nahi...!!!" Vikram turn kar k janewala tha...tabhi us ne piche se suna:- "aur jeet...meri fitrat hai... Vikram ne aur kuch bina kahe vahan se chala gaya...aur us k sath sath Gaurav n Jigysa bhi the... evening...... Arjun singh apne seat par baitha paan chava raha tha... cap us ne ulti pahn rakhi thi...ankhen bandh the us k...mobile se FM par gaane sunn ne me BG tha...aur gungunane me bhi... us k table par kuch gira...!!! us ne chaunk kar dekha oh samne Ankur khada tha... Arjun singh khada ho kar...ek zor dar salute baja di...!!! Ankur mushkurate hue us k samne baitha...aur kaha:- "Sunder...jante hain aap is naam k kisi bhi inshan ko...???" Arjun singh:- " jee nahi...main nahi janta...!!!" Ankur:- "yeh vohi inshan hain...jis ne Rajveer aur Naina ki fake marraige certificate banwayi...thi...!!! abhi pakda gaya hai voh...aur us ne kaha ki yeh sab us ne aap k kahne par kiya tha...!!!" Arjun singh ne bade gaur se dekha ankur ko...phir thodi der baad mushkuraya aur kaha:- "aap ko itna late pata chala sir...??? aap mujh se puch lete toh main hi bata deta ki maine yeh sab kiya hai...!! haan...maine yeh sab kiya hai... Ankur kafi serious tha... Ankur:- "aap jante hai na...ki police ko gumraah karne ka matlab kya ho sakta hai...???" Arjun:- "haan...janta hun...aap mujhe suspend kar denge... hai na...??? par mere paas ek us se bhi behtar idea hai sir...!!! " us ne apne pocket se ek paper nikali aur kaha:- "sir...mera resignation letter...!!! kab se jeb me pada hua tha...!!! aap ise le lijiye...!!! ab main aaram se politics join kar sakta hun...!!! vaise Vikram...Jigyasa aur Gaurav jaise logon k piche khade hona ka matlab...vaise bhi baht bura hai...!!! ab main bhi un k samne khada ho sakta hun...!!! aur un k ankhon me dekh kar baat kar sakta hun...!!!" Ankur ne voh letter le kar phaad diya...aur kaha:- "mujhe aa kar aaj raat mere qtr me milo...!!! aur mujhe sab kuch sach sach jann na hai...!!!" Ankur utha jane k liye phir kuch sochte hue turn kiya us ne kaha:- "Arjun singh...main sachhai ka sath deta hun...!!! aur agar kuch galat hua hai...aur voh chahe kisi k bhi sath hua hai...!!! main puri koshish karunga use insaaf dene ki...!!! lekin tum jo karr rahe ho...us se jyada kuch faraq nahi padega...!!! na toh Vikram ko aur na hi Rajveer ko...!!! main tumhara intezar karunga...dinner par...!!! aur mujhe umeed hai ki aaj aap ko apni nani ko davai nahi deni hogi...!!!" Ankur chala gaya...Ghaseeta aaya...Arjun singh k paas aur bola:- "ab aap kya karoge saab...???" Arjun ne us k kandhe par apna hath rakha aur kaha:- "yaar...yeh banda itna bura bhi nahi hai...!!! aur maze ki baat yeh hai ki ise lagta hai ki Sunder pakda gaya...ha ha ha...jab ki maine Sunder se kaha tha ki voh khud aa kar in k jholi me gire...!!! chalo...ek baar is k ghar bhi khana kha kar dekh hi lete hain...!!! aur vaise bhi main toh policewala hun...kuch bhi hazam kar sakta hun...!!!" cut to Rajveer's house... apne room me sofe par Rajveer sar par hath rakhe baitha hua tha...hala ki us ki nazar Naina par thi... aur Naina us k bilkul samne hi baithi hui thi...us k chehre par ek badi si smile thi...aisa lag raha tha jaise voh colgate ka add karr rahi hai... Rajveer:- "tumhe pata bhi hai...tum ne vahan kya kya kaha...???" Naina ne usi tarah se smile karte hue kaha:- "haan...mujhe pata hai maine kya kaha...tha...aur phir maine galat kya kaha...jo tum mujhe is tarh se dekh rahe ho...???" Rajveer:- "nahi...tum ne galat kahan kuch kaha...??? tum ne kitni sari achhi achhi batain ki...doc ko bulane k liye kaha... phir F.I.R ka fulform samjhaya...hai na...???" Naina:'- "arre vaah...ek toh maine tumhe jail jane se bachaya...mujhe thanx kahne k bajaye... tum mera mazak uda rahe ho...??? aur haan... doc ki baat maine isiliye kahi thi...kyoun ki unhe mera confidence dekh kar darr lag jaye...aur is baat ko aur aage na badhaye...samjhe...!!!" Rajveer:- " achha toh sari galati meri...aur tumhara kuch nahi...!!! bhaag kar aa kar button bandh karna...har do min me aise sharmana jaise abhi abhi...pata nahi maine tumhare sath kya kya kar diya ho...!!" Naina ek jhatke se uthi sofe se aur kaha:- "hadh hoti hai...!!! main yahan perfect biwi bann ne ki koshish karr rahi hun... aur tum ho ki...tarif toh dur...mujh se naraz ho rahe ho... huh...??? jo marzi aaye karo...main ja rahi hun...aur haan... aaj raat na main Adi k sath sonewali hun...!!!" Rajveer:- "kyaaaaaaaaaa......... Naina:- "yun unchi awaz me 'kyaaaaaa' kahne se kuch nahi hoga...??? yahan 2-4 cameras nahi hai jo tumhare 'kya' kahne se tumhare...ryt se left se...upar se...niche se... tumhara chehra dikhaye...!!!" Rajveer:- "lekin jhagda hum dono ka hai...tum Adi ko kyoun pareshan karna chahti ho...???" Naina:- "main kyoun use pareshan karungi....main toh sirf us k paas sone jayungi...!!!" Rajveer:- "aur tum vahan par achhe bachhe ki tarah so jayogi hai na...???" Naina:- "main tumhari tarah nahi hun... Naina...ne turn kari jane k liye...Rajveer ne us ka wrist thama... vohin baithe baithe aur kaha:-" aur tumhe mere bina neend aayegi...???" Naina:- "bachpan se le kar aaj tak...tum the kya mere sath...??? toh phir agar main tab tumhare bina so sakti thi...toh ab kyoun nahi...???" Rajveer ne...Naina ka hath kafi zor se khincha...Naina us k goad me giri...!!! Rajveer ne use apni dono bahon me tightly samet te hue kaha:- "agar bachpan se hi main tumhare sath hota na...toh tum aaj itni bigdi hui hoti hi nahi...!!! main kab se tumhe sudhar deta...!!!" Naina:- "chodo mujhe...mujhe tum se koi baat hi nahi karni...!!!" Rajveer:- "kyoun...???" Naina:- "kya kyoun...??? ek toh maine apni sari sharam haya...gatar me dal kar tumhe bachaya... upar se tum mujhe praises dene ki wajay bhashan de rahe ho...??? tum na baht hi bure inshan ho....!!! itne bure ho ...itne bure kiiiii... Naina sochne lagi ki aage voh 'kii' k aage kya bole... Rajveer:- " 'kii'...ke aage kya hai...???" Naina:- "well......mera batane ka mood nahi hai...!!!" Rajveer:- "toh phir mere goad me kyoun baithi hui ho...??? tum kya koi choti bachhi ho...jise gaod me bithaya jaye...!!! mere pair me dard hone laga hai... Naina ko aaya gussa:- "main khud baithi thi kya...??? ya tumne zabardasti khinch kar bithaya tha mujhe...???" Rajveer(shocked):- "maine bithaya tha...??? tumhara dimag toh thikane par hai na...??? main kyoun bithayunga...aur voh bhi tumhe... Naina...abhi tak Rajveer k goad me hi baithi hui thi...aur Raj ne bhi use kafi tightly apne bahon me jakad rakha tha... Naina:- "haan...haan...tum mujhe kyoun bithayoge...!!! tumhare paas toh hai na voh... Rajveer:- "voh koun...???" Naina:- "vohi...tumhari JIGYASA....jis ne kaha ki tum kal raat us k sath the... Rajveer ne Naina ko gaur se dekha...phir hassa zor se.... Rajveer:- "sahi toh kah rahi thi voh...main kal raat thode se tym k liye us k sath hi toh tha...!!!" Naina ne apne bahon se Rajveer k neck ko cover karte hue kaha:- "dekha...sachhai akhir aa hi gayi na tumhare zuban par...??? ab batayo...tum us k sath karr kya rahe the...???" Rajveer:- "duet...ga raha tha...aur kya...???" Naina:- "gana koun sa tha...??? 'bahon k darmiyan...do pyar mil rahe hain...??? Rajveer:- "arre na...voh song nahi tha...!!! main toh us k sath gaa raha tha...'maar diya jaye ki chod diya jaye...bol tere sath kya suluk kiya jaye...'!!! aur jahan tak 'bahon k darmiyaan' ka song hai...voh main kisi aur k sath ganewala hun...!!!" Naina:- "aur voh hai koun...???" Rajveer:- "hai koi...pyari si...thodi bhari si...thodi gussewali...thodi nakhrewali...thodi si khubshurat... Rajveer ne use apne kareeb thoda aur khinchte hue kaha:- " aurrrrr....jo ab meri zindagi ka ek ahem hissa ban gayi hai...!!!" Naina apne chahre par fake gussa late hue...Rajveer k chehre k kareeb apna chehra late hue kaha:- "aur koun hai voh...main bhi toh sunu...???" Rajveer:- "batayun...???" Naina:- "hmmmm...... he pulled her against him very tightly... held her tight n asked:- "tum sach me jan na chahti ho....???" Naina:- "haan... Rajveer:- "us ka naam hai... Rajveer ne age bina kuch kahe...naina k dono ankhon ko kiss kiya...phir dhire se kaha:- "ab naam batayun...us ka...???" Naina ne sar hilaya...'naa' kaha... Rajveer mushkuraya...Naina ka chehra par thodi si haya thi...jise saaf dekh raha tha...Rajveer... aage bina kuch kahe...naina ne rajveer k lft neck me apna chehra chupaya... Rajveer ne kuch sochte hue achanak kaha:- "ek min...ek min...!!! tum ne vahan kya kaha tha...F.I.R...ka matlab...???" Naina hassne lagi...aur kaha:- "First Investigation On Romance.... Rajveer us k chehre ko thoda apne thoda aur kareeb late hue kaha:- "aur maine yeh Investigation kab ki...??? Naina ne apna chehra phir se Raj k neck me chupate hue kaha:- "bina kahe...tum baht kuch bol dete ho...aur bina kuch sune main sab kuch mehshush kar leti hun...!!!" Rajveer:- "hmmm...toh mrs Rajveer singh kafi smart banti ja rahi hai...!!!" Naina:- "voh toh main hun hi...varna tum mujh se shaadi kyoun karte...!!! matlab...pati aur patni dono me se kisi ek k paas agar dimag ho na toh sanshar ki gaadi achhi tarah se chal hi jati hai...!!! aur vaise bhi...tumhare is dil me...(Naina ne us k seene par hath rakhte hue kaha)...sirf ek hi V.I.P seat khali thi...jise maine reserve kar liya hai...agle 7 janmo tak...n bich bich me main renewal karti rahungi...!!!" Rajveer mushkuraya...aur kaha:- "is V.I.P k word me bhi koi spl words chupa hua hoga...??? hai na...??? aur voh kya hai...???" Naina:- "tumhe nahi pata...??? sach me nahi pata...???" Rajveer:- "nahi... Naina:- "V.I.P ka matlab hota hai...'Very Idiot Person'... Rajveer shocked hua...aur kaha:- "tum khud ko IDIOT kah rahi ho...???" Naina:- "haan...kyoun ki main hun IDIOT...!!! aur tumhe pata hai...IDIOT ka matlab kya hota hai...???" Rajveer ko phir se hassi aayi:- "haan...voh bhi bata do...!!! in fact main sochta hun ki roz raat ko sone se pahle tum se ek ghante ki tution le leta hun...!!! sach...Naina...tum baht kuch aisa janti ho...jo main nahi janta...!!! mujhe is ki jarurat pad sakti hai...???" Naina:- "thik hai...sone se pahle...main tumhe tution kar diya karungi...!!! par fees kya milega...???" Rajveer:- "yeh jeeta jaagta inshan tumhare samne baitha hai...us se kuch bhi karwa sakti ho...voh uff tak nahi karega...!!! lekin us se pahle mujhe batayo ki IDIOT ka ful-form kya hai...???" Naina ne kuch nahi kaha...thoda aage jhuki...her lips...met his...softly brushing against dem... Raj thoda surprised hua...bt dis motion was too much for him....he kissed back...Naina respnods too passionately...he kissing her with more pressure...forcing her lips...slightly apart...Naina responds...kissing him back...wid just as much passion... thodi der baad dono ek dushre se lag hue...Naina ne apna chehra chupaya...Raj k neck k paas aur dhire se kaha:- "IDIOT ka matlab hota hai... 'I...... Do...... Ishq...... Only...... Tumse......' Rajveer k chehre par phir se ek mushkan aaya... cut to Arjun singh... (oye...marna mat...mujhe...main aadat se majbur hun...😆) Ankur aur Arjun...Ankur k qtr k lawn me hi baithe hue the...!!! Ankur:- "bich ki baat mat karo...Arjun singh...!!! mujhe puri story sunn ni hai...!!! akhir is Vikram aur Rajveer k parivaar k bich dushmani ki wajah kya hai...???" Arjun:- "jhuth nahi bolunga sir jee...!!! kyoun ki agar aap ne mujhe is job se nikal bhi diya na... toh maine faishla kar liya hai ki main politics join kar lunga...!!!" Ankur:- "voh toh baad ki baat hai...!!! phil hal mujhe sari sachhai jann ni hai...!!!" Arjun:- "mera jab yahan par posting hua toh main kisi ko bhi nahi janta tha...!!! aur tabhi Rajveer ki behn Aditi ka kidnapped ho gaya...aur us k father ko baht hi berahmi se mara gaya...aur voh bhi Rajveer k ankhon k samne...!!! use is kadar ghayal kar diya gaya tha ki voh apne father ko bacha hi nahi paya...!!!" Ankur...kafi shocked laga... Ankur:- "i dont blv dis...yeh sab Rajveer k parivaar k sath... Arjun:- "Aditi...mere samne hi mili thi Rajveer ko...aur main voh din kabhi nahi bhul sakta...!!!" Arjun ne bataya...Ankur ko Rajveer k father aur Aditi k sath hue haadse k bare me... cut to Rajveer... Rajveer k seene me abhi tak Naina sar rakh kar soyi hui thi...!!! Rajveer:- "Naina... Naina:- "hmm... Rajveer:- "Naina... Naina:- "hmmm... Rajveer:- "Naina... Naina ek jhatke se uthi aur kaha:- "uffo...aage bhi toh kuch bolo na..??? kab se bass 'Naina...Naina' bole ja rahe ho...!!!" Rajveer mushkuaraya...thoda sa...halke se us k honthon par kiss kiya aur kaha:- "love u... Naina...mushkurayi...aur kaha:- "ek baat puchun...???" Rajveer:- "mana karunga toh nahi puchogi...???" Naina:- "nahi...tab bhi puchungi...!!!" Rajveer:- "toh phir permission kyoun le rahi ho maam... pucho...kya puchna hai...???" Naina:- "tum mujh se kitna pyar karte ho...???" Rajveer:- "kitna pyar karta hun...matlab...???" Naina:- "matlab....kitnaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa pyar karte ho...???" Rajveer:- "kilogram k hisab se batayun...ya quintal k hisaab se batayun...???" Naina:- "pyar k hisab se batao... Rajveer:- "hmmm...thik hai... Rajveer ne Naina ko thamate hue...apne seene se alag kiya... use dhire use apne kareeb sulate hue kaha:- 'sagar ki bahon me... mauzain hain jitni hum ko bhi tum se mohabbat hai utni ke yeh bekarari... ke yeh bekarari na... ab hogi kammm baht pyar karte hain... tum ko sanamm kasamm chahe le lo... khuda ki kasamm" Naina...jhank rahi thi...Rajveer ki ankhon me...!!! us k gehre ankhon me apne liye voh dher sara pyar hi mehshush kar rahi thi... kaise koi kisi ko itna chah sakta hai...??? aur voh bhi itne kamm dino me...!!! end of d epi...(MARNA MANA HAI...😆) ************************************ Plz do comments...Or hit d LIKE button. Thanx😃 (F.i.r ka ful form galati se main galat likh diya tha...ha ha ha...😆!!! thanx to PINKA😃 n Dr Mana actually maine kabhi F.I.R nahi likhwayi hai na...isiliye...😆) |
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