EPISODE:~24
Rajveer ne Alekh ki pasand ki hui ear ring li...aur shop se bahar aa gaya...toh dekha...Alekh be-fiqar sa khada...chana kha raha tha...!!! hehe chana...aur kuch nahi mila?
Ane Rajveer ki taraf dekha...voh abhi bi hairan hi dikh raha tha...!!! abtak to pakka muh me makhi ghus gai hogi!!!
Alekh:- "car ki chabi mujhe de...tu toh driving karne k halat me dikh hi nahi raha hai mujhe...!!!" bechara...drunken driving ki jagah shocked driving..😆
Alekh ne Rajveer k hath se chabi li...aur driving seat par baitha...Raj achhe bachhe ki tarah us k side me ja kar baith gaya...!!! arre humara Raj hai hi itna acha bachcha!
Alekh ne drive karte hue kaha:- "kuch puchna chahata hai...???" wah baba alekh to sab jante hai...antaryami!
Rajveer:- "haan...voh...tujhe...kaise...??? i mean main tujhe hum dono k bare me batanewala tha...magar mujhe laga... ha laga na, zor ka jhatka zor se laga!
Alekh:- "tujhe laga...nahi...balki bahat laga...aur bhi DARR...!!! kyoun...sahi hai na...???" sari duniya ek taraf, joru ka bhai ek taraf
Rajveer:- "tujhe kaise pata ki mujhe daar laga... main toh bass...
iski to jaan nikal gai
Alekh:- "rahne de Veer...apne naam ko aur jyada justify mat kar...!!! mujhe teri shaqal bata rahi hai ki tu kitna bada veer hai...!!! A.C on hai phir bhi tere mathe par pasina...!!! arre...yaar har ladka...apne GF k bhai k samne hakla jata hai...!!! aur tu toh mera dost hai...aur meri hi bahn k sath...hehe ye sunke rajveer ki band baj gai...
Alekh ne car roki...ek coffee bar k samne... aur kaha:- "chal...coffee peete hue baat karenge...!!! vaise bhi mujhe tujh se kuch khaash baat karni hai...!!! aur darr mat...main tujhe marunga nahi...!!! agar aisa karna hota...toh 4 saal pahle jab mujhe pahli baar Naina k liye tere feelings k bare me pata chala tha na...tabhi kuch kar deta...!!!" wah..ek aur jhatka..mujhe laga tumhari electricity ka stock khatam ho gaya hoga
Rajveer k liye yeh dushra jhatka tha ki Alekh us k feelings k bare me 4 saal pahle se janta tha...!!! ab isko heart attack ayega
Alekh ne do coffee order diye...ek blach aur ek normal...!!!Rajveer ki taraf dekh kar kaha:- "normal coffee mere liye aur black coffee tere liye...!!! kyoun ki abhi tere dimag ka dahi bana hua hai...!!! achha bol...kya bolna chahta tha...!!!" ab vo kya bolega itni sari shock therapy k baad?
Rajveer:- "kya sach me tujhe 4 saal pahle se hi yeh baat pata thi...???"koi shaq?
Alekh:- "haan...main janta tha ki tu Naina k liye kya feel karta hai...!!! tu sirf Naina k liye canada se wapas aaya...yeh bhi main janta hun...!!! aur Naina k hi wajah se tune k.k uncle k office me nahi...balke Naina k hi office me job kiya yeh bhi janta hun...!!! aur Shalu dii tum dono k bich me 'safed kabutar' ka kaam kar rahi hai yeh bhi main janta hun...!!! aur us din jab main wash room me tha...toh tu Naina k room me band tha...yeh bhi main janta hun...!!! par tum dono ko bahar aate hue late hua...toh mera bro sentiment jaag gaya...isiliye maine Ghulam Ali k cds lene k bahane door knoch kiya tha...!!!" le..isne to puri kundali nikal k rakh di... aur cds mangi bhi to kiski...ghulam ali? does he even exist?
Rajveer ne apne aap ko sambhala...phir kaha:- "arre nahi yaar...aisa kuch nahi hua tha us din...!!!" ye sarasar jhooth hai! us din to shalu k samne 2 k 3 kar raha tha, ab kya hua?
Alekh:- "tujhe kya laga...tu Naina k room se aise hi nikal gaya...aur mujhe pata hi nahi chala...??? tujhe kya lagta hai...main copy kar k inspector bana hun...??? Naina ka jhuth muth ka room k bichon bich girna...aur piche se tera chupke se khishak jana... sab kuch pata hai mujhe...!!!" he is not dat stupid u see...😆😆😆
Rajveer:- "nahi aisa kuch nahi hua tha us din...!!! Naina ko sach me chot lagi thi...!!!" is baar Rajveer mushkurate hue kaha...!!! itna sab hone pe bhi nautanki band nahi hui!
Alekh:- "nahi...voh tera plan tha...!!! agar Naina ko chot lagi hoti toh voh din bhar langada kar chalti...par jaise hi Naina us room se bahar aayi...us k pair thik ho kaise gaye...???"common sense yaar!
Rajveer hassa zor se...aur kaha:- "haan...voh mera plan tha...kya karun...Naina darti baht hai...!!! hum bass baith kar baat kar rahe the...aur kuch nahi...!!! par tune kabhi bataya nahi ki tujhe pahle se hi pata tha...!!!" firse jhooth!
Alekh:- "pahli baat...main Naina ko achhe se janta hun...aur samajhta bhi hun...!!! agar tu canada se wapas nahi aata na...toh main yeh samajhta ki tu bass naina k sath tym pass karna chata tha...aur hamari dosti tabhi tut jati...!!! par Canada se kiya hua har mail me tu kam se kam 3 baar Naina k bare me puchta tha...!!!" hmmm logic to hai
Rajveer:- "sorry yaar...main tujhe tabhi bata deta...jab mujhe pata chala tha ki Naina teri bahn hai...par mujhe laga ki main teri dosti kho dunga...!!!" aur mujhe laga k dosti k sath 1-2 hath pair bhi kho dunga!
Alekh:- "tujhe jab pata chala ki Naina meri bahan hai...us se pahle mujhe pata chal gaya tha ki voh Naina hi hai...jis se tu pyar karta hai...!!!" acha? yaar ye to karamchand nikla
Rajveer:- "kaise...???" batao batao
Alekh:- "yaad hai tujhe 4 saal pahle hamare society k jo secretary the un k beti ki shaadi thi...!!! aur us shaadi k dushre hi din mujhe pata chal gaya tha ki tu jis ladki k bare me roz baat karta tha voh koi aur nahi balke naina hi hai...!!! aur us shaadi k 2 din baad tujhe pata chala ki Naina meri bahn hai...!!! aur us k 2 din baad tu Canada chala gaya...!!!" ye kya 2-2 laga rakha hai yaar?
Rajveer:- "really...!!!" voh hairan tha...understatement
Alekh:- "yeah...!!!" Alekh mushkura raha tha...!!! aj to usne bahut enjoy kia hoga!!!
ACTUALLY HUA KUCH YUN THA.........
Rajveer ki Vicky aur us k frnd k hathon se bachane k baad...Alekh aur Rajveer me achhi dosti ho gayi thi...!!! vaise bhi is town me Rajveer naya tha...dost k naam par us k paas sirf Alekh hi tha...!!! Alekh ko Rajveer ki zinda-dili pasand thi...isiliye dono me kuch hi dino me acchi dosti ho gayi...!!! good hai ji
baton hi baton me Rajveer ne Alekh ko Naina k bare me bataya tha...par kabhi Naina ka naam nahi bataya...!!! kyoun ki Alekh kabhi Raj k is baat ko seriously leta hi nahi tha...use lagta tha ki Rajveer aise hi kisi ladki k bare me baat kar raha hai...jis se voh attracted hai bass...!!! isiliye Alekh ne kabhi pucha nahi aur Rajveer ne kabhi Naina ka naam bataya nahi...!!!
Rajveer ka Canada jana tai ho gaya...toh voh pareshan ho gaya...aur ek din Alekh se milne par us ne bataya ki...
Alekh:- "Canada ja raha hai...yeh toh khushi ki baat hai...tu apna muh aise kyoun latka raha hai jaise ki bhi abhi kisi ne teri izzat lut li ho...!!!" hehe naina nd priya k rehte raj ki izzat pe koi kese hath daal sakta hai?
Rajveer:- "tu samajh nahi raha hai yaar...!!! zindagi me pahli baar kisi k liye kuch khaash mehsus kiya hai...aur use apne feelings bantane se pahle mujhe Canada jana pad raha hai...!!!" poor guy
Alekh:- "tu toh aise react kar raha hai jaise tu sach me us ladki se pyar karne laga hai...!!! aur agar tujhe voh nahi mili toh tu 'khud ki khushi se khudkushi' kar lega...!!!" hehe now he knows raj is serious
Rajveer:- "pyar me nakaam ho kar jaandenewalon me se hum nahi hai...!!! pyar karta hun...toh apne pyar ko hashil karne ka zazba bhi rakhta hun...!!! aur tujh se ek vaada karta hun...us ladki k alwa meri zindagi me aur kabhi koi nahi aayegi...!!!" haaiiii
Alekh:- "toh phir prob kya hai...??? tu 4 saal k liye Canada ja raha hai...agar itne lambe gap k baad bhi tere dil me us k liye vohi jagah rahi jo aaj hai ...toh yeh toh sachha pyar hoga...voh Laila-Majnu Heer-Ranjha type ka...!!! lekin agar wapas aane par tujhe vahan par chod kar aaye Jenny ya Pamela ki yaad aayi...toh samajh le na ki yeh ladki sirf tera ek infatuation tha...aur kuch nahi...!!! yeh soch ke ki abhi tere is pyar ka imtihaan hai...!!! aur jyada mat soch...chal mere sath...!!!" jenny ya pamela? hilarious!
Rajveer:- "kahan...???"
Alekh:- "bhul gaya kya...??? Ashok uncle k beti ki shaadi ka reception hai na aaj...!!!" aur vaha hume bartan saaf karne ka kaam diya gaya hai!
Rajveer:- "arre haan...is Canada k chakkar me sab kuch bhul gaya tha main...!!! tu jaa...main 8 baje pahunch jayunga...!!!"
Alekh:- "ok...!!!"
RECEPTION..........
dulha dulhan baithe hue the...!!! ek photographer vahan khada tha...aur jo bhi dulha dulhan k paas aata tha...un ki tasveer le raha tha...!!! bechare...pose banate banate thakte nahi kya?
Alekh baht bz tha...kyoun ki Ashok jee ne sara arrengement Alekh ko saump diya tha...!!! kyoun ki Alekh apni society ka gud boy hai...har koi sab se pahle Alekh ko yaad karta tha...!!! humara pyara alekh
Alekh kuch kaam se ghar k ander ja raha tha...dekha...Rajveer muh latkaye ek jagah baitha hua tha...!!! Alekh aa kar us k paas baitha...aur kaha:- "abhi bhi us k bare me soch raha hai...???" aur nahi to kya...no pamela and jenny here
Rajveer:- "kya karun yaar...??? mera dimag ek hi jagah par uljha hua hai...aur mujhe mera future saaf saaf dikhai de raha hai...!!! Canada chala jayunga toh us ki awaz toh dur us ki shaqal bhi nahi dekh payunga...!!! phir main udaas rahne lagunga...aur roz 'Pankaj Udaas' k gazal sunn ne lagunga...!!! aur us k baad main khana peena chod dunga...phir mere ankhon k niche kaale ghere ban jayenge...main us ka naam le kar canada k gali gali me pagalon ki tarah ghumunga...!!!phir mujhe har ladki me vohi nazar aayegi...aur main kisi ko voh samajh kar use pakad kar kiss kar dunga...voh meri jamm kar dhulai kar degi...phir police mujhe pakad kar le jayegi...aur phir se dhoyegi...phir jab unhe mere halat k bare me pata chalega toh voh mujhe ek mental asylum me thok degi...!!! ab bata...tu kya apne is pyare aur masum se dost ko pagal banta hua dekhna chahta hai...???" dis is my fav part...i cant stop laughing...but u know..raj pyara zarur hai par masoom??? not sure from where do u get dese ideas yaar?
Alekh ne hath jod diye:- "bass...mere yaar...!!! mera bheja mat kha...aur bata mujh se kya chata hai...!!!" hehe aur kar bhi kya sakta hai
Rajveer:- "Canada jana cancel nahi kar sakta...kyoun ki mom bhi yahi chahti hai...!!! tu bass mere liye us ki ek tashveer ka bandobast kar de...!!!" bol bol k apne ghar se la teri hi behan hai
Alekh:-" tu pagal ho gaya hai kya...???main us ladki ko janta nahi...pahchanta nahi...main tujhe us ki tashveer la kar kahan se dun...???" beta janta bhi hai aur pehchanta bhi
Rajveer:- "dekh...is party me us ki bahn aayi hai...aur mujhe lagta hai ki voh bhi aayi hogi...!!! plzzzz yaar kuch kar na...!!!" bhai bhi aya hai
Alekh ne kuch socha...aur chala gaya...!!! phir thodi der baad ...ek photographer ko apne sath le kar aaya...!!! smart guy
Alekh ne us aadmi (Bharghav) se kaha:- "yeh saheb(Raj) jis ladki ka bhi tashveer lene ko kahne...chupke se le lena...aur is baat ki khabar kisi ko bhi kanon kaan nahi honi chahiye...!!! varna tu jo yeh ek ankh band kar k tasveer leta hai na...main us ankh ko hamesha hamesh k liye band kar dunga...samjha...!!!" bhargav?!? acha hai uski ankh phootegi
Alekh chala gaya...!!! Bhargav ko le kar Rajveer ghum ne laga...ki kahin agar Naina nazar aa gayi toh voh Bhargav ko ishara karega...aur voh Naina ki tasveer chupke se le lega...!!!
Rajveer ne puri party chaan mar li...par Naina kahin nazar nahi aa rahi thi...!!! par Shalini use do baar dikh chuki thi...par Naina ka koi naamo nishan nahi tha...!!!
pareshani ki halat me Rajveer ne ek jagah turn kiya toh...kisi se takra gaya...voh Naina hi thi...jo hathon me plate liye khana kha rahi thi...par Rajveer k takrane se daal us k dress par gir gaya tha...!!! uh oh
Rajveer:- "i m sorry...voh maine tumhe dekha nahi tha...aur..."
Naina kafi gusse me lag rahi thi...kyoun na ho voh gussa...aaj hi yeh dress kharida tha...aur bade shauq se pahn kar aayi thi...par Rajveer ki wajah se us ki dress kharab ho gayi thi...!!! ab ye mara
Naina:- "main abhi puri daal ki khadhai tum par dal dungi aur kahungi sorry...toh mujhe maaf kar doge...???" plz go ahead
Rajveer:- "haan...!!! tum kuch bhi kar sakti ho mere sath...main kuch nahi kahunga... turst me...!!! vaise tum karne kya wali ho...??? tum kaho toh daal ki khadhai le kar aayun...???" Naina ko gusse me dekh kar use us k sath thoda mazak karne ka mann kiya...!!! le aur maze le...
Naina gusse me ghar k ander chali gayi...taki apna dress saaf kar sake...!!!
Rajveer...Bhargav k paas aaya...aur kaha:- "tum ne dekha...us ladki ko...???"
Bhargav:- "koun...??? voh peeli daal wali...???" lolz..daal wali ladki
Rajveer:- "haan...vohi...!!! us ki tasveer chahiye...!!! lekin yaad rakhna...na toh use pata chale aur na hi kisi aur ko...kisi aur ko pata chala na...toh main tumhari ankhen phod dunga... samjha...???" again...i hope bhargav k paas kala chashma hai
Bhargav:- "koun si ankh phodenge...sir...??? kyoun ki Alekh jee ne ryt side ankh ko pahle se reserve kiya hai...!!!" pehle alekh ne isko kana declare kiya ab raj isko andha karega
Rajveer:- "phir left side mera dipartment hai...!!!"
tabhi Naina bahar aayi...!!! Bhargav...tasveer lene hi wala tha ki...Rajveer ne Naina me kuch notice kiya...aur chaunka...!!! us ne Bhargav ko tashveer na lene ka ishara kiya...!!! Bhargav thoda hairan hua...par ruk gaya...!!! thank god..varna peet ta aj to
Rajveer ja kar Naina k piche khada hua....!!! Naina ne turn kar k dekha...aur kuch nahi kaha...!!! par voh jaise hi turn karti thi...Raj bhi vaise hi turn karne laga...!!! voh jahan jati thi Raj bhi us k piche jane laga...!!! raj follow the leader khel raha hoga
Naina ne irritate ho kar kaha:- "kya kar rahe ho...??? yeh koun sa tarika hai sorry bolne ka...???"
Rajveer:- "main sorry bolne k liye tumhare piche thode hi na aa raha hun...!!! main toh tumhe embarrass hone se bachana chahta hun...isiliye tumhare piche khada hun...!!!" choooo chweeet
Naina:- "achha...??? voh kaise...???"
Rajveer:- "voh aise ki... tumhari choli k lesses khul gaye hain...aur unhe chupane k liye main tumhare piche khada hun...!!!"smart boy...dekha naina ki izzat ki kitni chinta hai usey
Naina:- "baht ho gaya mazak...!!! mujhe aise mazak bilkul pasand nahi hai...!!! samjhe...???" arre ye ladki to kuch bhi seriously nahi leti
Rajveer:- "thik hai...tum na mano...!!! main toh bass tumhari help kar raha tha...!!! vaise tumhare back par ryt side me ek bada sa kaal teel hai na...???" itna kah kar Rajveer chala gaya...!!! 😳 😳 😳
Naina chaunki...aur kaha:- "Rajveer ruko...!!!" tooo late dear...
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itni jaldi???? yaar ye flashback part to complete kar deti... dis is not done at all priya...ab next ud fatafat kar dena kyuki tum ne ye ud to micro size ki kari hai
this was short but very very sweet..i think i hav got diabetes now😆
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okkkkkkkkk...toh yeh ud yahin par samapt hota hai...!!! next ud tak namashkaar...gud bye...sabba-khair...sayonara...!!!😃
arre arre aap sab kahan chale...😲!!! dil me jo bhi hai ise padhne k baad bol dijiye...!!! galiyaan...thodi si cuz ud jaldi khatam ho gaya pyar...bahut sara cuz it was great! jo bhi hai post kar dijiye...main prasad samjh kar kha lungi...!!!😃aur uska fal bhi jaldi dena ud ke roop me!!!
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thanqqqqqqqq😃 thanq for such a fab ud dear!!!!😊
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